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Post by Popeye Doyle on May 18, 2019 11:07:07 GMT
You can have two: "joke" and "you".
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Post by politicidal on May 18, 2019 15:13:46 GMT
Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?
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Post by vegalyra on May 18, 2019 16:29:53 GMT
Listen Dick. That is your name? Dick. If you're gonna continue to get this close do you think you might consider switching aftershaves?
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Post by RiP, IMDb on May 19, 2019 3:29:39 GMT
Listen Dick. That is your name? Dick. If you're gonna continue to get this close do you think you might consider switching aftershaves? TIED with "Balance of Terror" as my FAVORITE episode.
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Post by Popeye Doyle on May 19, 2019 13:12:42 GMT
Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?
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Post by alpha128 on May 19, 2019 15:00:05 GMT
I got a fucking reindeer flying in here from the fucking petting zoo. But John McClane he's got a little problem. Hell, let's shut down the whole fucking airport!
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Post by vegalyra on May 19, 2019 15:28:36 GMT
"Alright everyone, let's call all our birds and slow 'em down before we get a parking lot over our heads. The line starts at the Mississippi and they better start taking numbers." (It's Next Generation but it made me laugh)
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Post by Popeye Doyle on May 19, 2019 15:42:08 GMT
That stupid, arrogant son-of-a-bitch! It's all over the airport.
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Post by alpha128 on May 19, 2019 16:17:05 GMT
You're quite a little soldier. You can consider this a military funeral.
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 19, 2019 16:38:26 GMT
Writing your acceptance speech for the Video Sleeze Award?
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Post by alpha128 on May 19, 2019 16:45:57 GMT
Honey, it's the '90s, remember? Microchips, microwaves, faxes, *air phones*.
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Post by Ass_E9 on May 19, 2019 17:17:30 GMT
"That concludes our object lesson for this evening."
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Post by alpha128 on May 19, 2019 17:29:35 GMT
And where do we get those big portable lights? Borrow them from Batman?
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Post by Popeye Doyle on May 20, 2019 13:42:38 GMT
"We got you."
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 20, 2019 14:34:18 GMT
Guess I was wrong about you. You're not such an asshole after all. Oh, you were right. I'm just your kind of asshole.
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Post by Popeye Doyle on May 20, 2019 16:17:24 GMT
"Listen, buster, you endangered my children. And you didn't do it for anything as noble as The People. The only time you even see The People is when you look down to see what it is you're stepping on."
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Post by Catman on May 20, 2019 16:37:42 GMT
Happy landings, asshole.
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Post by alpha128 on May 20, 2019 16:43:31 GMT
This is Alice. We're down the rabbit hole.
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