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Post by Popeye Doyle on Sept 9, 2019 20:55:26 GMT
"If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it."
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Post by Ass_E9 on Sept 9, 2019 21:38:03 GMT
" I haven't killed anybody since 1984."
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Post by Catman on Sept 9, 2019 21:41:45 GMT
We're gonna have a little Q&A, and at the risk of sounding redundant, please... make your answers genuine.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Sept 9, 2019 21:45:34 GMT
Don't condescend me, man. I'll fucking kill ya, man.
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Post by Sulla on Sept 10, 2019 2:52:27 GMT
"Save the gorillas."
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Post by Sulla on Sept 10, 2019 3:31:38 GMT
"I don't give a shit who you bring in, captain. You can bring in the state militia, the ghost of Steve fuckin' McQueen and ten fuckin' Roman gladiators, I don't give a shit!"
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Sept 10, 2019 16:54:39 GMT
Mind if I smoke?
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Post by vegalyra on Sept 10, 2019 17:29:20 GMT
I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all slippery and soapy and then hop in that waterbed and watch X-rated movies 'till you get your ass back in my lovn' arms.
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Post by jcush on Sept 10, 2019 18:21:03 GMT
"Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties."
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 10, 2019 20:04:43 GMT
I look back and am amazed that my thoughts were so clear and true, that three words went through my mind endlessly, repeating themselves like a broken record: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool.
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 10, 2019 20:12:39 GMT
I'm not a whore. I'm a call-girl. There's a difference, you know!
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 10, 2019 20:14:32 GMT
I mean look at her. It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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Post by alpha128 on Sept 10, 2019 20:23:22 GMT
You get to meet Captain Kirk?
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Post by Captain Spencer on Sept 11, 2019 1:31:53 GMT
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the boy who killed you.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Sept 11, 2019 1:38:29 GMT
He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?
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Post by Captain Spencer on Sept 11, 2019 1:49:37 GMT
You're a whore? I'm not a whore! I'm a call-girl. There's a difference, you know.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Sept 11, 2019 3:08:41 GMT
I haven't seen Clarence.
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Post by marth on Sept 11, 2019 14:00:57 GMT
He said his mama was an Apache, but I suspect he's lyin'.
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Post by marth on Sept 11, 2019 14:15:35 GMT
You still have friends on the force? - Yes, I still have friends.
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Post by marth on Sept 11, 2019 14:25:55 GMT
Floyd, you used up the last piece of toilet paper!
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