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Post by kolchak92 on Oct 10, 2019 3:03:48 GMT
 I'm not even supposed to be here today!
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Oct 10, 2019 3:24:09 GMT
My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks. In a row?  |
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Post by movielover on Oct 10, 2019 3:36:53 GMT
This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.  |
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Post by movielover on Oct 10, 2019 3:41:53 GMT
I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages.  |
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Post by movielover on Oct 10, 2019 3:45:14 GMT
My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 10, 2019 3:49:41 GMT
My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 10, 2019 3:51:43 GMT
A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.  |
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Post by movielover on Oct 10, 2019 3:59:56 GMT
Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 10, 2019 4:01:48 GMT
"Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett.  |
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Post by jcush on Oct 10, 2019 4:02:38 GMT
"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!"  |
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Post by movielover on Oct 10, 2019 4:06:47 GMT
I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight.  |
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Post by movielover on Oct 10, 2019 4:14:42 GMT
I'm offering you my body, and you're offering me semantics.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Oct 10, 2019 4:58:47 GMT
Jay's Lady Friend: He only speaks Russian? Jay: Naw, he speaks some English, but he can't all speak it good like we do. 
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Post by movielover on Oct 10, 2019 5:06:23 GMT
Hey what you want, Grizzly Adams?  |
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Post by Fox in the Snow on Oct 10, 2019 5:16:02 GMT
You know how much wage the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Oct 10, 2019 13:00:43 GMT
"I'm gonna break my crazy neck on this ladder!"  |
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Post by vegalyra on Oct 10, 2019 13:52:35 GMT
Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback?  |
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