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Post by amyghost on Apr 23, 2024 2:03:58 GMT
You don't like women much do ya Joe.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 23, 2024 3:30:31 GMT
I'm gonna need a light. You touch me again, I'll kill ya.
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 23, 2024 3:45:16 GMT
Spock: I've got bad news and bad news. Kirk: Give me the bad news first.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 23, 2024 3:50:51 GMT
Maybe I could take your daughter out. What's she like? She's like thirteen years old, and if you even look at her funny, I'm gonna stick an umbrella up your ass and open it.
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Post by amyghost on Apr 24, 2024 12:45:04 GMT
"It just happened, Joe. It..." "Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week.""
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Post by amyghost on Apr 24, 2024 12:49:59 GMT
"All private detectives are scumbags."
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Post by amyghost on Apr 24, 2024 12:52:17 GMT
"Water is wet, the sky is blue, women have secrets. Who gives a fuck?"
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Post by amyghost on Apr 24, 2024 12:54:08 GMT
"Come on, chicken shit. Bust me in the chops. You don't think an old guy like me could hurt ya, do ya Jimmy?"
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 25, 2024 3:08:07 GMT
You're the bad guy, right? I am the bad guy. And I'm supposed to be trembling with fear, something like that? Something like that.
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 25, 2024 3:48:46 GMT
Now this being the (2260s), you can't just walk up to a guy and smack him in the face. You gotta say something cool first. You know what I mean? Yeah, like, "I'll be back."Yeah, only better than that. Like, you hit him with a surfboard, you say... "Surf's up, pal."
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 2, 2024 2:26:05 GMT
Perhaps then you can explain the drop-off in TV ratings. Is this the death of Star Trek? No, I think that we're witnessing the death of good journalism.
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Post by amyghost on May 3, 2024 1:48:58 GMT
"Hey Milo, where you callin' from? The bottom of the pool?"
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Post by amyghost on May 3, 2024 1:57:26 GMT
"What the hell is that number on the back of your head? What is that, like a license plate in case someone tries to steal it?"
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Post by amyghost on May 3, 2024 2:02:23 GMT
"Ain't life a bitch?"
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