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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 14:21:50 GMT
Maybe all the land animals were babies. Or maybe the story doesn't need to be taken 100% literally. As i have already stated in this thread "I don`t take the story literally as i view the bible as a fantasy book with made up stories about things that never happened, " |
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 14:28:18 GMT
Maybe all the land animals were babies. Or maybe the story doesn't need to be taken 100% literally. As i have already stated in this thread "I don`t take the story literally as i view the bible as a fantasy book with made up stories about things that never happened, " Alright. |
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Post by captainbryce on May 31, 2018 14:51:24 GMT
Maybe all the land animals were babies. Or maybe the story doesn't need to be taken 100% literally. How do you take it? |
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Post by general313 on May 31, 2018 14:59:53 GMT
If it literally happened, I figure God just shrank the kids. Made the lions 1/100 inch tall, and so forth. And took away the need for bodily functions. After all, he's God. That cat God is one bad mother hush your mouth. That's if it literally happened. I wasn't there, but I'll ask him. He's right over there. No, not there! Over there! Over there! Oh, too late, he moved! You keep missing him. He's sitting next to Santa Claus (over there). |
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Post by klandersen on May 31, 2018 18:12:12 GMT
Hehe I was just thinking that. Yeah that's the ticket he shrunk them all down to the size of ants. |
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Post by johnblutarsky on May 31, 2018 18:13:55 GMT
Hehe I was just thinking that. Yeah that's the ticket he shrunk them all down to the size of ants. Yep. The ark only needed to hold a giant ant farm. |
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 18:58:21 GMT
Maybe all the land animals were babies. Or maybe the story doesn't need to be taken 100% literally. How do you take it? I dunno. Not literally. Most Orthodox Jews don't even take it literally. There may have been a giant local flood. I've seen some evidence for that. But I don't think it was a global thing (if it happened at all). To me, there are lessons to draw from it regardless of how neatly it lines up to actual history. |
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Post by captainbryce on May 31, 2018 20:13:31 GMT
I dunno. Not literally. Most Orthodox Jews don't even take it literally. There may have been a giant local flood. I've seen some evidence for that. But I don't think it was a global thing (if it happened at all). To me, there are lessons to draw from it regardless of how neatly it lines up to actual history. What kind of lessons? |
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 20:20:48 GMT
To me, there are lessons to draw from it regardless of how neatly it lines up to actual history. What are the lessons, in your view? |
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Post by goz on May 31, 2018 22:00:23 GMT
I think that God took all the DNA codes of every living creature, in duplicate in a shoe box, using a shoehorn to fit them all in, made out of unicorn horn, with pink sparkles.
DNA codes can be quite expansive and not to mention bossy!
They also got seasick which nearly foiled God's cunning plan!
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Post by Stammerhead on May 31, 2018 22:37:46 GMT
There was more than one Ark but the Hebrews didn't know that.  |
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