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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2018 13:00:04 GMT
So how weird is Kurmond? Is it like Ohio weird where a bunch of weird stuff just happens here or is like the South weird where the people are a bunch of oddballs? The weirdest thing about Kurmond is it is a little rich area (it wasn't before) that is basically out in the middle of nowhere and the locals who live there act like a bunch of yuppies who think they are better than all the people in the towns especially the people of Kurrajong who they hate to be associated with and for the longest time they refused to let many big name shops and restaurants move into their town but they have these extremely expensive shops where everything like soft drinks is like three times the price it is in other shops.
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Post by dazz on Jul 14, 2018 13:10:40 GMT
No. Beccy's right. Scott Morrison wins that award here in Australia and Donald Trump wins it in America. Although I think Corey Bernadi is also a strong contender but he doesn't have as much power as Scott Morrison and wrecked up our online shopping so it goes to him. You can blame the people in Kurmond for Corey Bernadi. They're the ones who think he walks on water. Fucking Kurmonders. Too much time out in the sun has left them with brain damage. So they are to the rest of Australia as Australians are to the rest of the world?
CRICKEY!! hehehehe
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Post by BexxyJ on Jul 17, 2018 13:38:09 GMT
You can blame the people in Kurmond for Corey Bernadi. They're the ones who think he walks on water. Fucking Kurmonders. Too much time out in the sun has left them with brain damage. So they are to the rest of Australia as Australians are to the rest of the world?
CRICKEY!! hehehehe
What are you going on about mate? The rest of the world are just jealous because they know us Aussies are the best. We're also the hottest and sexiest gals around the globe and have a reputation for that.
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Post by General Kenobi on Jul 17, 2018 17:31:17 GMT
I've seen Walkabout and can attest to Bexxy's claim.
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Post by dazz on Jul 17, 2018 23:21:10 GMT
Don't need to convince me that Aussie ladies be FAF ive seen Home & Away and Neighbours, also Claire Holt & Eliza Taylor they are just well I think Ron says it best. Indeed Ron Indeed, whoops I think im stealing Funaki's gimmick... Ooops...heh sorry, anyway yes Aussie ladies are fit as fuck, but Aussie men are thick as fuck that's just scientifically proven, I mean who else names the snowy mountain range in their country the snowy mountains? or nicknames them the snowies? also they make hilariously odd claims, atleast in America they'll bullshit for dramatic effect, in Australia they'll be honest no matter how silly it sounds, such as they have the worlds second largest playable guitar in the southern hemisphere...
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Post by General Kenobi on Jul 18, 2018 9:15:41 GMT
I have to hand it to the Australian S&m clubs. Usually you don't see bondage out where it's hot or their's a lot of sand that can find it's way into uncomfortable places.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2018 13:20:30 GMT
I've seen Walkabout and can attest to Bexxy's claim. Don't need to convince me that Aussie ladies be FAF ive seen Home & Away and Neighbours, also Claire Holt & Eliza Taylor they are just well I think Ron says it best. Indeed Ron Indeed, whoops I think im stealing Funaki's gimmick... Ooops...heh sorry, anyway yes Aussie ladies are fit as fuck, but Aussie men are thick as fuck that's just scientifically proven, I mean who else names the snowy mountain range in their country the snowy mountains? or nicknames them the snowies? also they make hilariously odd claims, atleast in America they'll bullshit for dramatic effect, in Australia they'll be honest no matter how silly it sounds, such as they have the worlds second largest playable guitar in the southern hemisphere... Well, without sounding egotistical here like Beccy above it is true. A lot of us are very gorgeous and sexy here and I grew up wondering how a lot of my hetero female friends were not attracted to other girls like me 'cause it was impossible for me not to be attracted to Beccy and other girls 'cause they were so pretty and I loved their eyes, their lips and hair and just everything and then I had a lot of female celebrity crushes (many of whom were Australian actresses and singers) and never had that type of attraction for men.
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Post by General Kenobi on Aug 2, 2018 16:42:57 GMT
It's not egotistical if it's true.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2018 13:01:38 GMT
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Post by General Kenobi on Aug 18, 2018 23:54:12 GMT
Well if you're awesome and know it, flaunt it!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2018 12:10:13 GMT
Well if you're awesome and know it, flaunt it! Good point but then we don't want the haters getting jealous, do we?
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Post by General Kenobi on Sept 7, 2018 16:14:47 GMT
Fuck 'em.
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Post by dazz on Sept 8, 2018 17:57:44 GMT
HEY!!
That's my line you sonofabitch, I'm the foul mouthed agitator around these parts, get yah own gimmick bruv...
But like he said fuck em...what are we talking about anyway? I smelt foul language and had to join in
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Post by General Kenobi on Sept 8, 2018 22:34:17 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2018 13:22:48 GMT
HEY!!
That's my line you sonofabitch, I'm the foul mouthed agitator around these parts, get yah own gimmick bruv...
But like he said fuck em...what are we talking about anyway? I smelt foul language and had to join in
We were talking about the underpants gnomes and how they are always going through people's drawers and stealing their underwear and socks and they never see them again and cjdull76's house was the latest one hit and he has lost all his socks.
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Post by General Kenobi on Sept 23, 2018 13:40:46 GMT
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Post by General Kenobi on Sept 30, 2018 16:13:53 GMT
That's the joke. They have no idea what they do after stealing them, but know that it makes a profit. They never question it and you can't convince them to stop because they're convinced it works.
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Post by BexxyJ on Oct 3, 2018 13:10:49 GMT
Why does the guy in the second picture look so familiar? I swear I have seen him on the news. Is he one of the guys who work for Donald Trump? Is Donald Trump secretly the leader of the underpants gnomes and been behind the disappearances the whole time?
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Post by General Kenobi on Oct 7, 2018 14:00:26 GMT
That's Speaker of the House Paul Ryan. He's an asshole.
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