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Post by James Bond on Jun 15, 2018 21:09:13 GMT
No way, Ultron could have sent a money order to the City Clerk's Office to request a copy of Barton's marriage license --- even though he had no clue the guy was married because Clint kept that a secret. Except Clint Barton's marriage isn't a secret. The judge who performed the marriage knows. The 2 required witnesses to the marriage know. The clerk who filled out the information for the marriage certificate and filed it knows. So Ultron should've been able to search and find the marriage certificate. jesus fucking christ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!HOW WOULD ULTRON KNOW THAT CLINT IS MARRIED?! WHY SEARCH FOR A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE FOR A GUY YOU DON'T KNOW IS MARRIED?!
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Post by Lord Death Man on Jun 15, 2018 21:09:58 GMT
We're talking about a superhero movie here...with killer robots and god's who fly around in capes and throw hammers. You're not supposed to sweat the insignificant details in your popcorn entertainment. So when watching MCU movies, we should throw all logic and reasoning out the window and just accept contrived plots and bad writing? Yeah, kind of like how Kal-El willfully destroyed government property in MoS and never submitted himself for punishment or offered to reimburse the US government for the multi-million dollar loss. I hope they address his criminal behavior in the sequel. Hee hee hee...
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Post by Lord Death Man on Jun 15, 2018 21:11:49 GMT
Except Clint Barton's marriage isn't a secret. The judge who performed the marriage knows. The 2 required witnesses to the marriage know. The clerk who filled out the information for the marriage certificate and filed it knows. So Ultron should've been able to search and find the marriage certificate. jesus fucking christ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!HOW WOULD ULTRON KNOW THAT CLINT IS MARRIED?! WHY SEARCH FOR A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE FOR A GUY YOU DON'T KNOW IS MARRIED?! You've just entered the DC Fan Zone. You've been DC Fanned!!!
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Post by James Bond on Jun 15, 2018 21:13:56 GMT
We're talking about a superhero movie here...with killer robots and god's who fly around in capes and throw hammers. You're not supposed to sweat the insignificant details in your popcorn entertainment. So when watching MCU movies, we should throw all logic and reasoning out the window and just accept contrived plots and bad writing? THEY'RE FUCKING SUPERHERO MOVIES, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
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Post by RedDeadFallout on Jun 15, 2018 21:17:04 GMT
We're talking about a superhero movie here...with killer robots and god's who fly around in capes and throw hammers. You're not supposed to sweat the insignificant details in your popcorn entertainment. So when watching MCU movies, we should throw all logic and reasoning out the window and just accept contrived plots and bad writing? You accept far worse in DC movies.
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Post by scabab on Jun 15, 2018 21:17:05 GMT
So when watching MCU movies, we should throw all logic and reasoning out the window and just accept contrived plots and bad writing? Like most summer blockbusters you're meant to just sit back and enjoy them. Not debate specific technicalities to find something to complain about by applying it to real life logic and rules. You could do that with any movie. They don't pretend to be flawless.
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Post by Lord Death Man on Jun 15, 2018 21:18:29 GMT
So when watching MCU movies, we should throw all logic and reasoning out the window and just accept contrived plots and bad writing? THEY'RE FUCKING SUPERHERO MOVIES, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! DC-Fan would sell his grandmother into prostitution if it meant he could prove, once and for all, that all MCU films and TV shows are badly written.
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Post by Lord Death Man on Jun 15, 2018 21:19:28 GMT
So when watching MCU movies, we should throw all logic and reasoning out the window and just accept contrived plots and bad writing? Like most summer blockbusters you're meant to just sit back and enjoy them. Not debate specific technicalities to find something to complain about by applying it to real life logic and rules. You could do that with any movie. They don't pretend to be flawless. You're a good teacher, scabs. Do you think your wayward student will ever learn? Hee hee hee...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2018 21:25:05 GMT
Like most summer blockbusters you're meant to just sit back and enjoy them. Not debate specific technicalities to find something to complain about by applying it to real life logic and rules. You could do that with any movie. They don't pretend to be flawless. You're a good teacher, scabs. Do you think your wayward student will ever learn? Hee hee hee... The answer to that question is no because he's retarded, retards like DC-Fan don't take directions very well I'm afraid! All we can do is put him on the short bus and send him home.
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Post by James Bond on Jun 15, 2018 21:32:02 GMT
THEY'RE FUCKING SUPERHERO MOVIES, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! DC-Fan would sell his grandmother into prostitution if it meant he could prove, once and for all, that all MCU films and TV shows are badly written. I can't wait to hear his logical, in-universe explanation for Superman's red underpants, and his need for a yellow belt to hold them up.
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Post by DC-Fan on Jun 16, 2018 4:05:57 GMT
Except Clint Barton's marriage isn't a secret. The judge who performed the marriage knows. The 2 required witnesses to the marriage know. The clerk who filled out the information for the marriage certificate and filed it knows. So Ultron should've been able to search and find the marriage certificate. jesus fucking christ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!HOW WOULD ULTRON KNOW THAT CLINT IS MARRIED?! Ultron would know because there's a marriage certificate filed for Clint Barton. You MCU fans are too young to know this, but the government files marriage certificates. That's how they know who's married to whom. When the LAPD found Nicole Brown Simpson's body, they didn't say "Gee, we don't know if she's married or has ever been married so we don't know who the prime suspect is or who to question." The LAPD knew Nicole Brown Simpson was previously married to O.J. Simpson because the government filed their marriage certificate. That's how the LAPD knew to question O.J. and how O.J. became a suspect in the murders. WHY SEARCH FOR A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE FOR A GUY YOU DON'T KNOW IS MARRIED?! Ultron didn't have to search for the marriage certificate. When Ultron searches for information on each of the Avengers, Clint Barton's marriage certificate is going to pop up in the search results. It's similar to when someone searches for information on Tom Brady, DeflateGate and cheating will pop up in the search results.
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Post by Nicko's Nose on Jun 16, 2018 4:28:41 GMT
The stupidity is astounding.
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Post by Lord Death Man on Jun 16, 2018 4:45:19 GMT
The stupidity is astounding. Dude, I nearly pissed my pants laughing when I read this. I pictured Ultron on Google doxxing Avengers to enact his master plan. Shame them on IMDBv2!! Hee hee hee...
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Post by Nalkarj on Jun 16, 2018 12:17:47 GMT
We're talking about a superhero movie here...with killer robots and god's who fly around in capes and throw hammers. You're not supposed to sweat the insignificant details in your popcorn entertainment. So when watching MCU movies, we should throw all logic and reasoning out the window and just accept contrived plots and bad writing? Yes. And this thread is (once again) unintentionally hilarious.
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Post by sostie on Jun 16, 2018 12:19:12 GMT
The 16th of June shall forever be known as DC-Fan's Night Of Insanity
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Post by merh on Jun 18, 2018 1:16:42 GMT
He’d rather renovate his home than protect his planet. ‘The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing’. Had the actor healed from breaking both arms filming Tag when Infinity War filmed?
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Post by merh on Jun 18, 2018 1:26:50 GMT
Again, pay more attention. Ultron tracks people down using internet and surveillance. Barton's farm was off-grid. Again, try exercising your brain cells and do some thinking instead of just accepting the bad writing in MCU movies. Hawkeye's farm was NOT off-grid. 1. Does Hawkeye use candles only and no electricity on his farm? If he uses electricity on his farm, then he has an electric bill so his farm is NOT off-grid. Unless he's stealing electricity from his neighbor. 2. Does Hawkeye draw his water from a well? If he has water service on his farm, then he has a water bill so his farm is NOT off-grid. Unless he's stealing water from his neighbor. 3. Is Hawkeye paying his taxes? If he's paying his taxes, then he needs to put a home address on his tax return (the IRS doesn't allow P.O. Boxes on tax returns) . Unless he's a tax cheat who's cheating the people by not paying his fair share. Like I said, do some thinking instead of just accepting the bad writing in MCU movies. You think SHIELD couldn't arrange all that in aliases? They kept a helicarrier hidden.
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Post by merh on Jun 18, 2018 1:30:50 GMT
Why would he search for Barton's wife (if he know's he's married)? Because if the Avengers are hiding, the next best thing is to track down their loved ones and hold them hostage to get the Avengers to come out of hiding to try to rescue their loved ones. WOW! You MCU fans really do need everything spelled out for you. And why wouldn't Ultron know Clint Barton is married. When Clint Barton got married, long before Ultron existed, he and his wife would've had a marriage certificate with their names on it. So you're saying that Ultron is such a lame villain that he wouldn't be able to search and find a marriage certificate for Clint Barton? confidential-marriage-license
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Post by Lord Death Man on Jun 18, 2018 3:21:54 GMT
He’d rather renovate his home than protect his planet. ‘The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing’. Had the actor healed from breaking both arms filming Tag when Infinity War filmed? Very good question. That might explain his absence from IW.
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