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Post by mattgarth on May 15, 2019 10:24:14 GMT
13 limericks devoted to a well-known Bond movie incident (repeat movies OK). Post an image if you wish:
01. Goldfinger:
Pussy gets thrown to the floor, the audience scream "More! Encore!" A scene worth the fee, but we'd all love to see, our Jamie get laid by Galore
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02. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
M told Double-0-7 to face A sexy Russkie in silk and lace Grant put Bond in distress On the Orient Express Then James employed Q's handy briefcase
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Invoking the 24-hour rule
03. DR. NO
James Bond would vanquish foe after foe His very first villain was a Dr. No He gave No no quarter Drowned him in nuke water (In the book he used bat guano)
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04. The Spy Who Loved Me / Moonraker
Jaws, who is played by Dick Kiel, had gnashers made out of steel, a man of nine lives, in two movies survives, and finds love in the very last reel.
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05. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE
From the series Sean just has to flee So Cubby trots out George Lazenby Though the action is super George is not super duper Lazenby acts wooden as a tree
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Post by alfromni on May 15, 2019 16:50:49 GMT
13 limericks devoted to a well-known Bond movie incident (repeat movies OK). Post an image if you wish: 01. Goldfinger: Pussy gets thrown to the floor, the audience scream "More! Encore!" A scene worth the fee, but we'd all love to see, our Jamie get laid by Galore _______________________________________________________ 02. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE M told Double-0-7 to face A sexy Russkie in silk and lace Grant put Bond in distress On the Orient Express Then James employed Q's handy briefcase ---------------------------------------- Invoking the 24-hour rule 03. DR. NO James Bond would vanquish foe after foe His very first villain was a Dr. No He gave No no quarter Drowned him in nuke water (In the book he used bat guano) _______________________________________________________ 04. The Spy Who Loved Me / Moonraker Jaws, who is played by Dick Kiel, had gnashers made out of steel, a man of nine lives, in two movies survives, and finds love in the very last reel. ---------------------------------------- 05. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE From the series Sean just has to flee So Cubby trots out George Lazenby Though the action is super George is not super duper Lazenby acts wooden as a tree ------------------------------------- 06. Live and Let Die Bond demonstrates wiles and guiles, giving fans many piles of smiles, with nary a gun, he thinks it great fun, playin' leap-frog with ol' crocodiles.
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Post by mattgarth on May 15, 2019 16:57:58 GMT
13 limericks devoted to a well-known Bond movie incident (repeat movies OK). Post an image if you wish:
01. Goldfinger:
Pussy gets thrown to the floor, the audience scream "More! Encore!" A scene worth the fee, but we'd all love to see, our Jamie get laid by Galore
_______________________________________________________
02. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
M told Double-0-7 to face A sexy Russkie in silk and lace Grant put Bond in distress On the Orient Express Then James employed Q's handy briefcase
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Invoking the 24-hour rule
03. DR. NO
James Bond would vanquish foe after foe His very first villain was a Dr. No He gave No no quarter Drowned him in nuke water (In the book he used bat guano)
_______________________________________________________
04. The Spy Who Loved Me / Moonraker
Jaws, who is played by Dick Kiel, had gnashers made out of steel, a man of nine lives, in two movies survives, and finds love in the very last reel.
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05. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE
From the series Sean just has to flee So Cubby trots out George Lazenby Though the action is super George is not super duper Lazenby acts wooden as a tree
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05. Live and Let Die
Bond demonstrates wiles and guiles, giving fans many piles of smiles, with nary a gun, he thinks it great fun, playin' leap-frog with ol' crocodiles.
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07. Three Bonds
Doing Bond seven times was Sean's score And then came along Roger Moore Next was Timothy Dalton But his efforts were dauntin' Tim's two movies were really a bore
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Post by alfromni on May 15, 2019 18:05:11 GMT
13 limericks devoted to a well-known Bond movie incident (repeat movies OK). Post an image if you wish: 01. Goldfinger: Pussy gets thrown to the floor, the audience scream "More! Encore!" A scene worth the fee, but we'd all love to see, our Jamie get laid by Galore _______________________________________________________ 02. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE M told Double-0-7 to face A sexy Russkie in silk and lace Grant put Bond in distress On the Orient Express Then James employed Q's handy briefcase ---------------------------------------- Invoking the 24-hour rule 03. DR. NO James Bond would vanquish foe after foe His very first villain was a Dr. No He gave No no quarter Drowned him in nuke water (In the book he used bat guano) _______________________________________________________ 04. The Spy Who Loved Me / Moonraker Jaws, who is played by Dick Kiel, had gnashers made out of steel, a man of nine lives, in two movies survives, and finds love in the very last reel. ---------------------------------------- 05. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE From the series Sean just has to flee So Cubby trots out George Lazenby Though the action is super George is not super duper Lazenby acts wooden as a tree ------------------------------------- 06. Live and Let Die Bond demonstrates wiles and guiles, giving fans many piles of smiles, with nary a gun, he thinks it great fun, playin' leap-frog with ol' crocodiles. ---------------------------------------------------- 07. Three Bonds Doing Bond seven times was Sean's score And then came along Roger Moore Next was Timothy Dalton But his efforts were dauntin' Tim's two movies were really a bore 08. "Q" The man of the series is Q, an answer for ev'ry tough do, gadgets abound, and some will astound, each movie has something quite new.
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Post by mattgarth on May 16, 2019 7:07:54 GMT
13 limericks devoted to a well-known Bond movie incident (repeat movies OK). Post an image if you wish:
01. Goldfinger:
Pussy gets thrown to the floor, the audience scream "More! Encore!" A scene worth the fee, but we'd all love to see, our Jamie get laid by Galore
_______________________________________________________
02. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
M told Double-0-7 to face A sexy Russkie in silk and lace Grant put Bond in distress On the Orient Express Then James employed Q's handy briefcase
----------------------------------------
Invoking the 24-hour rule
03. DR. NO
James Bond would vanquish foe after foe His very first villain was a Dr. No He gave No no quarter Drowned him in nuke water (In the book he used bat guano)
_______________________________________________________
04. The Spy Who Loved Me / Moonraker
Jaws, who is played by Dick Kiel, had gnashers made out of steel, a man of nine lives, in two movies survives, and finds love in the very last reel.
----------------------------------------
05. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE
From the series Sean just has to flee So Cubby trots out George Lazenby Though the action is super George is not super duper Lazenby acts wooden as a tree
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06. Live and Let Die
Bond demonstrates wiles and guiles, giving fans many piles of smiles, with nary a gun, he thinks it great fun, playin' leap-frog with ol' crocodiles.
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07. Three Bonds
Doing Bond seven times was Sean's score And then came along Roger Moore Next was Timothy Dalton But his efforts were dauntin' Tim's two movies were really a bore
08. "Q"
The man of the series is Q, an answer for ev'ry tough do, gadgets abound, and some will astound, each movie has something quite new.
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09. Miss Moneypenny
M had a loyal Secretary By the name of Miss Moneypenny For James Bond she did pine 'Oh James, won't you be mine' But from James she ain't gettin' any
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Post by alfromni on May 16, 2019 7:19:05 GMT
13 limericks devoted to a well-known Bond movie incident (repeat movies OK). Post an image if you wish: 01. Goldfinger: Pussy gets thrown to the floor, the audience scream "More! Encore!" A scene worth the fee, but we'd all love to see, our Jamie get laid by Galore 02. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE M told Double-0-7 to face A sexy Russkie in silk and lace Grant put Bond in distress On the Orient Express Then James employed Q's handy briefcase 03. DR. NO James Bond would vanquish foe after foe His very first villain was a Dr. No He gave No no quarter Drowned him in nuke water (In the book he used bat guano) 04. The Spy Who Loved Me / Moonraker Jaws, who is played by Dick Kiel, had gnashers made out of steel, a man of nine lives, in two movies survives, and finds love in the very last reel. 05. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE From the series Sean just has to flee So Cubby trots out George Lazenby Though the action is super George is not super duper Lazenby acts wooden as a tree 06. Live and Let Die Bond demonstrates wiles and guiles, giving fans many piles of smiles, with nary a gun, he thinks it great fun, playin' leap-frog with ol' crocodiles. 07. Three Bonds Doing Bond seven times was Sean's score And then came along Roger Moore Next was Timothy Dalton But his efforts were dauntin' Tim's two movies were really a bore 08. "Q" The man of the series is Q, an answer for ev'ry tough do, gadgets abound, and some will astound, each movie has something quite new. 09. Miss Moneypenny M had a loyal Secretary By the name of Miss Moneypenny For James Bond she did pine 'Oh James, won't you be mine' But from James she ain't gettin' any 10. "M" "M" (the fictional role of "C") Mostly played by Bernard Lee, is now chaired by a wench by name of J. Dench, it's woman's world now as you'll see.
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Post by mattgarth on May 16, 2019 7:47:26 GMT
13 limericks devoted to a well-known Bond movie incident (repeat movies OK). Post an image if you wish:
01. Goldfinger:
Pussy gets thrown to the floor, the audience scream "More! Encore!" A scene worth the fee, but we'd all love to see, our Jamie get laid by Galore
02. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
M told Double-0-7 to face A sexy Russkie in silk and lace Grant put Bond in distress On the Orient Express Then James employed Q's handy briefcase
03. DR. NO
James Bond would vanquish foe after foe His very first villain was a Dr. No He gave No no quarter Drowned him in nuke water (In the book he used bat guano)
04. The Spy Who Loved Me / Moonraker
Jaws, who is played by Dick Kiel, had gnashers made out of steel, a man of nine lives, in two movies survives, and finds love in the very last reel.
05. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE
From the series Sean just has to flee So Cubby trots out George Lazenby Though the action is super George is not super duper Lazenby acts wooden as a tree
06. Live and Let Die
Bond demonstrates wiles and guiles, giving fans many piles of smiles, with nary a gun, he thinks it great fun, playin' leap-frog with ol' crocodiles.
07. Three Bonds
Doing Bond seven times was Sean's score And then came along Roger Moore Next was Timothy Dalton But his efforts were dauntin' Tim's two movies were really a bore
08. "Q"
The man of the series is Q, an answer for ev'ry tough do, gadgets abound, and some will astound, each movie has something quite new.
09. Miss Moneypenny
M had a loyal Secretary By the name of Miss Moneypenny For James Bond she did pine 'Oh James, won't you be mine' But from James she ain't gettin' any
10. "M"
"M" (the fictional role of "C") Mostly played by Bernard Lee, is now chaired by a wench by name of J. Dench, it's woman's world now as you'll see.
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11. Ernst Stravo Blofeld
Blofeld was Number One at Spectre Wanted Diamonds and even a Lector Played by Waltz and Charles Gray Don, Telly had their day So now who's the head of Spectre's sector?
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Post by alfromni on May 16, 2019 8:09:06 GMT
13 limericks devoted to a well-known Bond movie incident (repeat movies OK). Post an image if you wish: 01. Goldfinger: Pussy gets thrown to the floor, the audience scream "More! Encore!" A scene worth the fee, but we'd all love to see, our Jamie get laid by Galore 02. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE M told Double-0-7 to face A sexy Russkie in silk and lace Grant put Bond in distress On the Orient Express Then James employed Q's handy briefcase 03. DR. NO James Bond would vanquish foe after foe His very first villain was a Dr. No He gave No no quarter Drowned him in nuke water (In the book he used bat guano) 04. The Spy Who Loved Me / Moonraker Jaws, who is played by Dick Kiel, had gnashers made out of steel, a man of nine lives, in two movies survives, and finds love in the very last reel. 05. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE From the series Sean just has to flee So Cubby trots out George Lazenby Though the action is super George is not super duper Lazenby acts wooden as a tree 06. Live and Let Die Bond demonstrates wiles and guiles, giving fans many piles of smiles, with nary a gun, he thinks it great fun, playin' leap-frog with ol' crocodiles. 07. Three Bonds Doing Bond seven times was Sean's score And then came along Roger Moore Next was Timothy Dalton But his efforts were dauntin' Tim's two movies were really a bore 08. "Q" The man of the series is Q, an answer for ev'ry tough do, gadgets abound, and some will astound, each movie has something quite new. 09. Miss Moneypenny M had a loyal Secretary By the name of Miss Moneypenny For James Bond she did pine 'Oh James, won't you be mine' But from James she ain't gettin' any 10. "M" "M" (the fictional role of "C") Mostly played by Bernard Lee, is now chaired by a wench by name of J. Dench, it's woman's world now as you'll see. 11. Ernst Stravo Blofeld Blofeld was Number One at Spectre Wanted Diamonds and even a Lector Played by Waltz and Charles Gray Don, Telly had their day So now who's the head of Spectre's sector? 12. The Man with the Golden Gun Scaramanga had a Funhouse, in which he hid like a mouse, but despite golden gun, and attempts for to shun, James still defeated the louse.
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Post by mattgarth on May 16, 2019 11:03:41 GMT
13 limericks devoted to a well-known Bond movie incident (repeat movies OK). Post an image if you wish:
01. Goldfinger:
Pussy gets thrown to the floor, the audience scream "More! Encore!" A scene worth the fee, but we'd all love to see, our Jamie get laid by Galore
02. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
M told Double-0-7 to face A sexy Russkie in silk and lace Grant put Bond in distress On the Orient Express Then James employed Q's handy briefcase
03. DR. NO
James Bond would vanquish foe after foe His very first villain was a Dr. No He gave No no quarter Drowned him in nuke water (In the book he used bat guano)
04. The Spy Who Loved Me / Moonraker
Jaws, who is played by Dick Kiel, had gnashers made out of steel, a man of nine lives, in two movies survives, and finds love in the very last reel.
05. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE
From the series Sean just has to flee So Cubby trots out George Lazenby Though the action is super George is not super duper Lazenby acts wooden as a tree
06. Live and Let Die
Bond demonstrates wiles and guiles, giving fans many piles of smiles, with nary a gun, he thinks it great fun, playin' leap-frog with ol' crocodiles.
07. Three Bonds
Doing Bond seven times was Sean's score And then came along Roger Moore Next was Timothy Dalton But his efforts were dauntin' Tim's two movies were really a bore
08. "Q"
The man of the series is Q, an answer for ev'ry tough do, gadgets abound, and some will astound, each movie has something quite new.
09. Miss Moneypenny
M had a loyal Secretary By the name of Miss Moneypenny For James Bond she did pine 'Oh James, won't you be mine' But from James she ain't gettin' any
10. "M"
"M" (the fictional role of "C") Mostly played by Bernard Lee, is now chaired by a wench by name of J. Dench, it's woman's world now as you'll see.
11. Ernst Stravo Blofeld
Blofeld was Number One at Spectre Wanted Diamonds and even a Lector Played by Waltz and Charles Gray Don, Telly had their day So now who's the head of Spectre's sector?
12. The Man with the Golden Gun
Scaramanga had a Funhouse, in which he hid like a mouse, but despite golden gun, and attempts for to shun, James still defeated the louse.
13. Pierce Brosnan
And then came a Brosnan named Pierce Who wanted the role something fierce Bailed on 'Remington Steele' But he just didn't appeal So Pierce left, crying copious tears
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Post by alfromni on May 17, 2019 10:38:51 GMT
Here's a topic which Catman will like. 13 different images of Blofeld's cat(s). No movie titles needed. #01.
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Post by persistenceofvision on May 17, 2019 14:06:14 GMT
13 different images of Blofeld's cat(s). No movie titles needed. #02. Donald Pleasence, packing heat (and a cat)
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Post by alfromni on May 17, 2019 16:45:33 GMT
13 different images of Blofeld's cat(s). No movie titles needed. #03
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Post by persistenceofvision on May 17, 2019 19:45:02 GMT
13 different images of Blofeld's cat(s). No movie titles needed. #04
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Post by alfromni on May 18, 2019 7:12:33 GMT
13 different images of Blofeld's cat(s). No movie titles needed. #05.
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Post by persistenceofvision on May 18, 2019 15:25:53 GMT
13 different images of Blofeld's cat(s). No movie titles needed. #06.
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Post by alfromni on May 18, 2019 16:06:43 GMT
13 different images of Blofeld's cat(s). No movie titles needed. #07.
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Post by brandomarlon2003 on May 19, 2019 0:02:48 GMT
13 different images of Blofeld's cat(s). No movie titles needed. #08.
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Post by alfromni on May 19, 2019 5:31:41 GMT
13 different images of Blofeld's cat(s). No movie titles needed. #09
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Post by persistenceofvision on May 19, 2019 15:27:29 GMT
13 different images of Blofeld's cat(s). No movie titles needed. #10.
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Post by alfromni on May 19, 2019 20:47:45 GMT
13 different images of Blofeld's cat(s). No movie titles needed.
#11.
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