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Post by Nalkarj on Jun 20, 2018 21:19:43 GMT
Adding in catchphrases could be playing it too on the nose. An impostor might just be warming up, leaving breadcrumbs, before walloping us with the sound bite pull string. Who better to imitate someone’s use of language and speech habits than your very own sidekick, Nalkarj ? He is the resident expert in that field, but would he stoop to crime just to bring about more mystery and intrigue? Hey, what’s yous sayin’? Huh? Dat I’m de culprit? Dat’s what yous sayin’? Well, I ain’t tawkin’, see? I ain’t squawkin’, see? Even if I’m rhymin’, see? Maybe not de best timin’, see? But I ain’t sayin’ nuttin witoud my lawyer. Yeah, I don’t care if he’s a shyster, he’s gonna get me out of dis here mess, see? Yous can’t pin de wrap on me! I’m as pure and innocent as a little white lamb, see? Huh? Oh? OK, OK, coppers, I’ll tawk, I’ll tawk! Yous all forced it out of me, see? I… I did steal a nickel awf de side of de road! I did do it, see? I’m sawry, see? I didn’t mean to do nuttin, I just… I’m so ashamed, see? OK, very bad Leo Gorcey impression out of the way (see?)… Would Salzmank stoop to crime just to bring about more mystery and intrigue? As his oldest and dearest friend, I shall have to throw that ruffian and ne’er-do-well under the bus and happily admit that he’d do it in a heartbeat—albeit, unfortunately, not in this case, much to his everlasting shame. Seriously, it’s probably Sammy (which I now propose we all call him henceforward), though he’s not saying it one way or the other. It would be very amusing if someone else is artfully impersonating the lad, but I can’t imagine who could do it that well; as you say, throwing in Sammy’s catchphrases would be too on the nose, but most impersonators would probably include it, so therefore I think it’s the boy himself. Dear God, that’s more complicated than it need be—a Salzmank trademark by this point, I think… [@forceghostackbar , No Morpho, Only Bánh mì , I was reading this thread at work and trying to restrain my chuckles—you scoundrels, making me laugh while I try to procrastinate surreptitiously! ]
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Post by Nalkarj on Jun 20, 2018 21:31:24 GMT
Pale Rider is a Clint Eastwood movie. It could be Stanford pretending to be Fornersamhd or it could be Formersamhd pretending to be Spankton, realllly badly. Or it could be you, trying to put us off the scent. Or it could be me. Or it could be Colden. That’s just the answer to everything nefarious here. Or, wait, DC-Fan. Because we all know he is actually (wait a sec) WeirdRaptor, Archie, Sammy, and everyone else. We’re all DC-Fan socks, each and every one of us. Anyway, seriously (kinda-sorta seriously, that is), I should have picked up on this clue. (I did only get a few seconds to glance over this thread, in my defense.) That adds an extra wrinkle in it, but I think the Great Man—er, Great Squid—is right and that it’s Sammy. Yeah, probably a bad attempt at a red herring. By the way, did we ever figure out who @youwillneverguess was? Or DC-Fan’s mysterious evil twin, the apparitional mcufan ?
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Jun 20, 2018 21:43:13 GMT
Pale Rider is a Clint Eastwood movie. It could be Stanford pretending to be Fornersamhd or it could be Formersamhd pretending to be Spankton, realllly badly. Or it could be you, trying to put us off the scent. Or it could be me. Or it could be Colden. That’s just the answer to everything nefarious here. Or, wait, DC-Fan. Because we all know he is actually (wait a sec) WeirdRaptor, Archie, Sammy, and everyone else. We’re all DC-Fan socks, each and every one of us. Anyway, seriously (kinda-sorta seriously, that is), I should have picked up on this clue. (I did only get a few seconds to glance over this thread, in my defense.) That adds an extra wrinkle in it, but I think the Great Man—er, Great Squid—is right and that it’s Sammy. Yeah, probably a bad attempt at a red herring. By the way, did we ever figure out who @youwillneverguess was? Or DC-Fan’s mysterious evil twin, the apparitional mcufan ? Wow, I forgot about that one user that made one post. Bring that game back.
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Post by Nalkarj on Jun 20, 2018 21:58:56 GMT
As if we actually needed more proof, I was just glancing through Sammy’s posts, and there’s this very particular-to-Sammy writing quirk where he writes the s followed by the apostrophe for a singular word, as if it’s a plural word that ends in an s. Example from palerider : “Not especially, Nolans' stuff is repetitive.” Example from Sammy: "I'm sure the actors who turned down the GOTG roles are kicking themselves now, although Jason Momoa probably still thinks Aquamans' the better role.” I’ve never seen anyone else do that (also note the straight, not ‘smart,’ quotes, in both). Yeah. I’m overdoing it again, aren’t I?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2018 22:05:28 GMT
Pale Rider is a Clint Eastwood movie. It could be Stanford pretending to be Fornersamhd or it could be Formersamhd pretending to be Spankton, realllly badly. Fascinating! The return of Spankton is a definite possibility...
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Jun 20, 2018 22:09:05 GMT
What if PaleRider is weirdraptor or wellibers? What if PaleRider is another user like Lee? What if PaleRider is me?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2018 22:09:13 GMT
As if we actually needed more proof, I was just glancing through Sammy’s posts, and there’s this very particular-to-Sammy writing quirk where he writes the s followed by the apostrophe for a singular word, as if it’s a plural word that ends in an s. Example from palerider : “Not especially, Nolans' stuff is repetitive.” Example from Sammy: "I'm sure the actors who turned down the GOTG roles are kicking themselves now, although Jason Momoa probably still thinks Aquamans' the better role.” I’ve never seen anyone else do it (also note the straight, not ‘smart,’ quotes, in both.) Yeah. I’m overdoing it again, aren’t I? We're natural profilers, Salz. We should really open our own digital detective agency, uncovering the identity of Internet message board socks!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2018 22:09:49 GMT
What if PaleRider is weirdraptor or wellibers? What if PaleRider is another user like Lee ? What if PaleRider is me? Mind = blown
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Jun 20, 2018 22:12:56 GMT
What if PaleRider is weirdraptor or wellibers? What if PaleRider is another user like Lee ? What if PaleRider is me? Mind = blown Exactly! We could be dealing with a plot twist that would even blow M night shamadalama mind!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2018 22:27:51 GMT
Exactly! We could be dealing with a plot twist that would even blow M night shamadalama mind! Now you're embracing the wondrousness-ness!!!!!2
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Post by NormanClature on Jun 20, 2018 23:16:22 GMT
What if PaleRider is weirdraptor or wellibers? What if PaleRider is another user like Lee ? What if PaleRider is me? Mind = blown After a cursory glance at a few of palerider's posts, I would say it is more likely to be Shankston than Formersamhd. .......If it is indeed either of them.
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Post by ThatGuy on Jun 20, 2018 23:25:25 GMT
Would be really sad if you guys start accusing everyone of being someone else and harassing them. Running everyone away from here.
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Post by NormanClature on Jun 20, 2018 23:44:40 GMT
Would be really sad if you guys start accusing everyone of being someone else and harassing them. Running everyone away from here. Indeed! We are in need of new contributors......even if they aren't new.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2018 0:05:45 GMT
After a cursory glance at a few of palerider's posts, I would say it is more likely to be Shankston than Formersamhd. .......If it is indeed either of them. I don't know. I think I'd recognize Sharkton if he came back. The sure fire way to find out is to tell him that Thor TDW was disappointing. Old Stampford wouldn't be able to resist that bait...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2018 0:06:50 GMT
Would be really sad if you guys start accusing everyone of being someone else and harassing them. Running everyone away from here. Nah. Only those that indeed are someone else...
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Post by NormanClature on Jun 21, 2018 1:25:08 GMT
After a cursory glance at a few of palerider's posts, I would say it is more likely to be Shankston than Formersamhd. .......If it is indeed either of them. I don't know. I think I'd recognize Sharkton if he came back. The sure fire way to find out is to tell him that Thor TDW was disappointing. Old Stampford wouldn't be able to resist that bait... Pale Rider is actually Salzmank.
Salzmank is the literal translation of Pale Rider is Swahili.
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Post by Nalkarj on Jun 21, 2018 1:30:34 GMT
I don't know. I think I'd recognize Sharkton if he came back. The sure fire way to find out is to tell him that Thor TDW was disappointing. Old Stampford wouldn't be able to resist that bait... Pale Rider is actually Salzmank. Salzmank is the literal translation of Pale Rider is Swahili. You’ve got it! Brilliant! But it’s not Swahili but, rather, Pogoese. So close and yet, ah, so far…
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Jun 21, 2018 2:35:51 GMT
Pale Rider is actually Salzmank. Salzmank is the literal translation of Pale Rider is Swahili. You’ve got it! Brilliant! But it’s not Swahili but, rather, Pogoese. So close and yet, ah, so far…
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Post by summers8 on Jun 21, 2018 3:43:58 GMT
Exactly! We could be dealing with a plot twist that would even blow M night shamadalama mind! Now you're embracing the wondrousness-ness!!!!!2
As he told us we are ashamed?lol
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Post by DC-Fan on Jun 21, 2018 5:39:46 GMT
What proof do you have? he replied to me the same way formershamd used too. the same message, the same wordings, the same sentence and the same lies like forersamhd used to say.
also he continued to try to talk to me when I told him I knew who he was and put him on ignore, something he used to do. its the same person. he is not even denying it. LOL. Pretty soon he'll start "fixing" your posts like formersamhmd used to do.
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