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Post by goz on Jun 21, 2018 21:20:35 GMT
to sort us all out again, where would he live?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2018 22:54:21 GMT
to sort us all out again, where would he live? The Scandavians seem to be the place where Jesus would come from. |
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Post by goz on Jun 21, 2018 23:11:36 GMT
to sort us all out again, where would he live? The Scandavians seem to be the place where Jesus would come from. Yeah! butt maybe they need him least? |
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Post by Terrapin Station on Jun 21, 2018 23:28:04 GMT
Amsterdam, of course. Legal weed and hookers.
Well, or parts of Nevada would work for that now, too.
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Post by Moviefan on Jun 22, 2018 1:31:40 GMT
Canada, of course.
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Post by Catman on Jun 22, 2018 1:34:50 GMT
With Santa at the North Pole.
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Post by goz on Jun 22, 2018 1:49:21 GMT
How could I have forgotten Canada? Jesus would make a truly excellent Lumberjack! |
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Post by maya55555 on Jun 22, 2018 1:53:05 GMT
猫ちゃn
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Post by goz on Jun 22, 2018 2:01:22 GMT
With Santa at the North Pole. |
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Post by them1ghtyhumph on Jun 22, 2018 6:53:07 GMT
Tuskaloosa, Alabama, where he'd be crucified and die for all the sins that have committed since he was last crucified.
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Jun 22, 2018 12:59:38 GMT
There would be no reason or him to slum it here on Earth again.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2018 13:02:38 GMT
Why would he return to a place where he was tortured and killed ?
But if he did return ( assume that there is a God and Jesus existed ) he would of course go to Switzerland as Switzerland is heaven on earth.
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Post by politicidal on Jun 22, 2018 14:22:20 GMT
Everywhere.
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Post by Catman on Jun 22, 2018 14:31:07 GMT
Ah, so he'd come back as Doctor Strangepork. |
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Post by goz on Jun 22, 2018 21:45:28 GMT
There would be no reason or him to slum it here on Earth again. Why not? Not enough accrued sin yet? Give Trump another 12 months!!!! |
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Post by goz on Jun 22, 2018 21:46:54 GMT
Why would he return to a place where he was tortured and killed ? But if he did return ( assume that there is a God and Jesus existed ) he would of course go to Switzerland as Switzerland is heaven on earth. He would have to have a bit of a wardrobe change! |
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Post by OpiateOfTheMasses on Jun 24, 2018 0:25:58 GMT
He would have to start in America. They have a very large number of Christians there who are not adhering to his teachings and a very strong communications system. If he could convert America to "true" Christianity, then it would certainly be a good way to get the ball rolling for the rest of the world.
But frankly, if he did show up I suspect the MegaChurches would move heaven and earth to either bump him off and shut him up some other way - they're onto a good thing and they don't want religion to get in the way of it...
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Post by maya55555 on Jun 24, 2018 1:02:09 GMT
OZland.
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Jun 24, 2018 1:33:20 GMT
to sort us all out again, where would he live? The Scandavians seem to be the place where Jesus would come from. Why? Because Max Von Sydow played Him in a movie? You do know that movies aren't accurate depictions of life, don't you? |
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Post by johnblutarsky on Jun 25, 2018 0:11:24 GMT
He did come back! He lives on a piece of toast that's been preserved and framed by a monk in Peru.
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