I am fairly certain that sgtpowers and patbateman123 are having an affair. Sgtpowers is the only interesting poster I know. Patbateman123 is almost perfect quoting. He's usually operating on one or more spell-checkers. Tonight I believe it's Office 365. More disturbing than his software use, though, is the fact that he's engaged to Aboyes1989, the biggest dufus online.
I am the rocker, I am the roller, I'm an ooouta-controller!