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Aug 16, 2019 2:00:07 GMT
Post by Utpe on Aug 16, 2019 2:00:07 GMT
A good dinner consists of a chicken with a little fried body, who will satisfy all nutritional demands, without being too healthy about things, and who will essentially keep its dead feathered mouth shut. The only chickens that are tasty, or tender or succulent, though God only knows what the fuck that means, are dead ones. Do you know what Colonel Sanders said about chickens?
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Aug 16, 2019 7:29:12 GMT
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Post by aboyes1989 on Aug 16, 2019 7:29:12 GMT
The only chickens that are tasty, or tender or succulent, though God only knows what the fuck that means, are dead ones. Do you know what Colonel Sanders said about chickens? Colonel Sanders? George Wyner's character in Spaceballs: The Movie?
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Aug 17, 2019 20:14:22 GMT
Post by Utpe on Aug 17, 2019 20:14:22 GMT
Do you know what Colonel Sanders said about chickens? Colonel Sanders? George Wyner's character in Spaceballs: The Movie? No, chicken killer, Kentucky, the '50s.
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Aug 19, 2019 4:48:43 GMT
Post by c64 on Aug 19, 2019 4:48:43 GMT
No, chicken killer, Kentucky, the '50s. And what did the Colonel say?
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Aug 19, 2019 7:35:53 GMT
Post by Utpe on Aug 19, 2019 7:35:53 GMT
No, chicken killer, Kentucky, the '50s. And what did the Colonel say? When I see a chicken clucking on the farm I think two things; one part of me wants to feed it and treat it right.
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Aug 19, 2019 8:57:01 GMT
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Post by aboyes1989 on Aug 19, 2019 8:57:01 GMT
And what did the Colonel say? When I see a chicken clucking on the farm I think two things; one part of me wants to feed it and treat it right. And what does the other part say?
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Aug 19, 2019 16:30:07 GMT
Post by Utpe on Aug 19, 2019 16:30:07 GMT
When I see a chicken clucking on the farm I think two things; one part of me wants to feed it and treat it right. And what does the other part say? What it would look like in a broiler. Hahaha!
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Aug 20, 2019 21:45:20 GMT
Post by c64 on Aug 20, 2019 21:45:20 GMT
Great avatar, Utpe. I mean, really impressive.
So, uh, wasn't Sanders originally handling the Chicken account?
How'd Truett Cathy get it?
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Aug 21, 2019 14:25:57 GMT
Post by morfeus on Aug 21, 2019 14:25:57 GMT
Great avatar, Utpe. I mean, really impressive. So, uh, wasn't Sanders originally handling the Chicken account? How'd Truett Cathy get it? I could tell you that, Utpe, but then I'd had to fry you!
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Aug 21, 2019 21:05:40 GMT
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Post by aboyes1989 on Aug 21, 2019 21:05:40 GMT
I'm on the verge of tears by the time we get to KFC as I'm certain we won't have a good parking space, but we do. The relief washes over me in a tender, juicy wave.
The menus are on the wall.
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Aug 21, 2019 23:14:35 GMT
Post by c64 on Aug 21, 2019 23:14:35 GMT
In the fast food restaurant, I use the contactless-activated payment system. Then a brown plastic tray. And in the mouth, searing hot French Fries.
Then I apply a luke-warm Double Whopper with Cheese, which I leave in for 10 minutes while I ignore the rest of the customers.
I always sit in a part of the restaurant, with little or no screaming children. Because screaming children annoy everyone, and make you look like a bad parent.
Then napkins. Then an anti-bacterial hand cleaner, followed by a final moisturising hand-wash in the basin.
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Aug 22, 2019 8:01:54 GMT
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Post by aboyes1989 on Aug 22, 2019 8:01:54 GMT
I'm looking for, uh...
I guess you could say I just want a filling meal somewhere cheap.
And don't tell me you like eating vegan.
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Aug 23, 2019 0:40:16 GMT
Post by Utpe on Aug 23, 2019 0:40:16 GMT
I just want a bowel movement after a decent meal. Just one...perfect...defecation.
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Aug 23, 2019 2:34:39 GMT
Post by c64 on Aug 23, 2019 2:34:39 GMT
I just want a bowel movement after a decent meal. Just one...perfect...defecation. Utpe, you're a poo-natic.
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Aug 23, 2019 2:47:07 GMT
Post by c64 on Aug 23, 2019 2:47:07 GMT
The menus are on the wall. Wall menus. I need them for... ordering something.
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Aug 23, 2019 8:49:43 GMT
Post by morfeus on Aug 23, 2019 8:49:43 GMT
Fast food consists of highly processed meat by-products with lots of saturated fat and vegetable oils, that will satisfy all calorie requirements without being too nutritional, and eventually will clog your dumb fucking heart arteries shut.
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Aug 23, 2019 20:14:56 GMT
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Post by aboyes1989 on Aug 23, 2019 20:14:56 GMT
The menus are on the wall. Wall menus. I need them for... ordering something. The twelve piece bucket is outrageous.
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Aug 24, 2019 16:36:31 GMT
Post by Utpe on Aug 24, 2019 16:36:31 GMT
One hundred pages. That is really super.
How'd a bunch of nitwits like us get so quote-ful?
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Aug 25, 2019 3:20:18 GMT
Post by c64 on Aug 25, 2019 3:20:18 GMT
One hundred pages. That is really super. How'd a bunch of nitwits like us get so quote-ful? Nitwits, it's so elegant. What a wonderful 100th page.
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Aug 25, 2019 14:25:31 GMT
Post by morfeus on Aug 25, 2019 14:25:31 GMT
One hundred pages. That is really super. How'd a bunch of nitwits like us get so quote-ful? Because.we.want.to.quote.in.
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