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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 9, 2018 4:35:58 GMT
Jesus Begins (2018)
Jesus Returns (2019)
The White Knight (2020)
The White Knight Rises (2021)
Jesus v Satan: Dawn of Heaven (2022)
The Holy Trinity (2023)
The Holy Trinity: Age of Lucifer (2024)
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Post by scabab on Aug 9, 2018 5:07:11 GMT
Jesus Returns so he can finally teach us how to walk on water.
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Post by hardball on Aug 9, 2018 5:29:38 GMT
Jesus v Satan. Time to settle this once and for all.
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Post by Skaathar on Aug 9, 2018 16:08:48 GMT
What, no MOS equivalent?
Kidding aside, I wonder if DC will ever make a movie about Michael Demiurgos.
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Post by politicidal on Aug 9, 2018 16:18:46 GMT
The crossover with Buddha and Muhammad.
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Post by Skaathar on Aug 9, 2018 16:19:30 GMT
The crossover with Buddha and Muhammad. Never gonna happen. Different franchise and all that. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2018 20:58:49 GMT
I like the D-List characters...
The Incredible Vishnu
Ahura Mazda: The Light World
Quetzelcoatl: The Mayan Soldier
Aphrodite 1984 BCE
Guardians of the Almighty Sun Disc Aten Vol. 2
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Post by Nalkarj on Aug 10, 2018 21:22:54 GMT
Do we have plots for these?
Jesus Begins covers the Nativity, the Escape to Egypt, the Finding in the Temple. It ends with John the Baptist, a cool black dude with an eyepatch (played by…c’mon, do I really have to say?), baptizing Jesus and then saying, “Have you heard of the Holy Trinity Project?”
Jesus Returns involves Jesus’s exile to the desert to be tested by his mortal enemy, the Devil—but actually there’s a twist! He’s under surveillance by John the Baptist, following closely behind in a helicopter, the Salome (yes, this is a Biblical joke), at all times—but then John’s chopper crashes, and the J-Man is left all on his own. But he somehow manages to outwit the Devil—and return!
The White Knight is of course the climax of Stage I. Jesus goes from town to town, gaining “The Ass-Kicking Apostles,” including Rocky, Marco, and Andy the Mandy. He also has to choose between two gorgeous dames: the mysterious Judi Siscariot and the charming Maid Marion of Magdalene. SPOILER: There’s a twist that you won’t see coming—leading to Jesus’s toughest challenge yet: dying on a cross!
The White Knight Rises is the gripping story of how Jesus goes mano-a-mano, in the ring, with DEATH ITSELF! And he beats it, coming back—rising—coincidentally on a Christian holiday called Easter, shocking the Ass-Kicking Apostles and proving that the J-Man is The Man to Maid Marion!
Jesus v Satan: Dawn of Heaven begins with Jesus’s bodily ascension to heaven, where he joins forces with his father, God the Dad (played by Sean Connery), and his crazy aunt, God the Spiritual-but-Not-Religious (played by Catherine O’Hara), to defeat the evil plans of Satan once and for all!
In The Holy Trinity, John the Baptist’s ghost tells Jesus that God the Dad and God the Spiritual-but-Not-Religious are actually puppets of Satan! Can Jesus really trust his newfound teammates? Will the Ass-Kicking Apostles be jealous when they found out about the new team? Or will everyone have to join together to beat Satan’s newest creation—the Beast from the Sea?
Finally, in The Holy Trinity: Age of Lucifer, it appears that Satan and the Beast from the Sea have taken over the whole world once and for all. With Jesus not knowing whom to trust now, he consults an old priest (Barry Fitzgerald, back from the dead) who wants him to pray for guidance. Jesus, not realizing that this story is getting metafictional and that Salzmank is writing whatever gibberish pops into his head, decides to reinvent himself as a James Bond-like spy—and beat the Lucifer once and for all. But can he do it alone, or does he need the Power of FriendshipTM?
1. Salzmank has too much time on his hands. In his defense, he’s sitting in a hot train with nothing to do.
2. I knew Sunday-school lessons would pay off some day!
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Aug 10, 2018 21:33:16 GMT
Do we have plots for these? Jesus Begins covers the Nativity, the Escape to Egypt, the Finding in the Temple. It ends with John the Baptist, a cool black dude with an eyepatch (played by…c’mon, do I really have to say?), baptizing Jesus and then saying, “Have you heard of the Holy Trinity Project?” Jesus Returns involves Jesus’s exile to the desert to be tested by his mortal enemy, the Devil—but actually there’s a twist! He’s under surveillance by John the Baptist, following closely behind in a helicopter, the Salome (yes, this is a Biblical joke), at all times—but then John’s chopper crashes, and the J-Man is left all on his own. But he somehow manages to outwit the Devil—and return! The White Knight is of course the climax of Stage I. Jesus goes from town to town, gaining “The Ass-Kicking Apostles,” including Rocky, Marco, and Andy the Mandy. He also has to choose between two gorgeous dames: the mysterious Judi Siscariot and the charming Maid Marion of Magdalene. SPOILER: There’s a twist that you won’t see coming—leading to Jesus’s toughest challenge yet: dying on a cross! The White Knight Rises is the gripping story of how Jesus goes mano-a-mano, in the ring, with DEATH ITSELF! And he beats it, coming back—rising—coincidentally on a Christian holiday called Easter, shocking the Ass-Kicking Apostles and proving that the J-Man is The Man to Maid Marion! Jesus v Satan: Dawn of Heaven begins with Jesus’s bodily ascension to heaven, where he joins forces with his father, God the Dad (played by Sean Connery), and his crazy aunt, God the Spiritual-but-Not-Religious (played by Catherine O’Hara), to defeat the evil plans of Satan once and for all! In The Holy Trinity, John the Baptist’s ghost tells Jesus that God the Dad and God the Spiritual-but-Not-Religious are actually puppets of Satan! Can Jesus really trust his newfound teammates? Will the Ass-Kicking Apostles be jealous when they found out about the new team? Or will everyone have to join together to beat Satan’s newest creation—the Beast from the Sea? Finally, in The Holy Trinity: Age of Lucifer, it appears that Satan and the Beast from the Sea have taken over the whole world once and for all. With Jesus not knowing whom to trust now, he consults an old priest (Barry Fitzgerald, back from the dead) who wants him to pray for guidance. Jesus, not realizing that this story is getting metafictional and that Salzmank is writing whatever gibberish pops into his head, decides to reinvent himself as a James Bond-like spy—and beat the Lucifer once and for all. But can he do it alone, or does he need the Power of Friendship TM? 1. Salzmank has too much time on his hands. In his defense, he’s sitting in a hot train with nothing to do. 2. I knew Sunday-school lessons would pay off some day! Ok! Now work on Colden’s saga. |
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Post by Skaathar on Aug 10, 2018 21:38:05 GMT
Do we have plots for these? Jesus Begins covers the Nativity, the Escape to Egypt, the Finding in the Temple. It ends with John the Baptist, a cool black dude with an eyepatch (played by…c’mon, do I really have to say?), baptizing Jesus and then saying, “Have you heard of the Holy Trinity Project?” Jesus Returns involves Jesus’s exile to the desert to be tested by his mortal enemy, the Devil—but actually there’s a twist! He’s under surveillance by John the Baptist, following closely behind in a helicopter, the Salome (yes, this is a Biblical joke), at all times—but then John’s chopper crashes, and the J-Man is left all on his own. But he somehow manages to outwit the Devil—and return! The White Knight is of course the climax of Stage I. Jesus goes from town to town, gaining “The Ass-Kicking Apostles,” including Rocky, Marco, and Andy the Mandy. He also has to choose between two gorgeous dames: the mysterious Judi Siscariot and the charming Maid Marion of Magdalene. SPOILER: There’s a twist that you won’t see coming—leading to Jesus’s toughest challenge yet: dying on a cross! The White Knight Rises is the gripping story of how Jesus goes mano-a-mano, in the ring, with DEATH ITSELF! And he beats it, coming back—rising—coincidentally on a Christian holiday called Easter, shocking the Ass-Kicking Apostles and proving that the J-Man is The Man to Maid Marion! Jesus v Satan: Dawn of Heaven begins with Jesus’s bodily ascension to heaven, where he joins forces with his father, God the Dad (played by Sean Connery), and his crazy aunt, God the Spiritual-but-Not-Religious (played by Catherine O’Hara), to defeat the evil plans of Satan once and for all! In The Holy Trinity, John the Baptist’s ghost tells Jesus that God the Dad and God the Spiritual-but-Not-Religious are actually puppets of Satan! Can Jesus really trust his newfound teammates? Will the Ass-Kicking Apostles be jealous when they found out about the new team? Or will everyone have to join together to beat Satan’s newest creation—the Beast from the Sea? Finally, in The Holy Trinity: Age of Lucifer, it appears that Satan and the Beast from the Sea have taken over the whole world once and for all. With Jesus not knowing whom to trust now, he consults an old priest (Barry Fitzgerald, back from the dead) who wants him to pray for guidance. Jesus, not realizing that this story is getting metafictional and that Salzmank is writing whatever gibberish pops into his head, decides to reinvent himself as a James Bond-like spy—and beat the Lucifer once and for all. But can he do it alone, or does he need the Power of Friendship TM? 1. Salzmank has too much time on his hands. In his defense, he’s sitting in a hot train with nothing to do. 2. I knew Sunday-school lessons would pay off some day! Those.... are actually very interesting plots. |
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Post by Nalkarj on Aug 10, 2018 21:41:04 GMT
Ok! Now work on Colden’s saga. What’s Colden’s saga? I was intending to work on Hauntedknight87’s saga one of these days? Oh, sagas and I with too much time on my hands… |
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Post by Nalkarj on Aug 10, 2018 21:41:35 GMT
Do we have plots for these? Jesus Begins covers the Nativity, the Escape to Egypt, the Finding in the Temple. It ends with John the Baptist, a cool black dude with an eyepatch (played by…c’mon, do I really have to say?), baptizing Jesus and then saying, “Have you heard of the Holy Trinity Project?” Jesus Returns involves Jesus’s exile to the desert to be tested by his mortal enemy, the Devil—but actually there’s a twist! He’s under surveillance by John the Baptist, following closely behind in a helicopter, the Salome (yes, this is a Biblical joke), at all times—but then John’s chopper crashes, and the J-Man is left all on his own. But he somehow manages to outwit the Devil—and return! The White Knight is of course the climax of Stage I. Jesus goes from town to town, gaining “The Ass-Kicking Apostles,” including Rocky, Marco, and Andy the Mandy. He also has to choose between two gorgeous dames: the mysterious Judi Siscariot and the charming Maid Marion of Magdalene. SPOILER: There’s a twist that you won’t see coming—leading to Jesus’s toughest challenge yet: dying on a cross! The White Knight Rises is the gripping story of how Jesus goes mano-a-mano, in the ring, with DEATH ITSELF! And he beats it, coming back—rising—coincidentally on a Christian holiday called Easter, shocking the Ass-Kicking Apostles and proving that the J-Man is The Man to Maid Marion! Jesus v Satan: Dawn of Heaven begins with Jesus’s bodily ascension to heaven, where he joins forces with his father, God the Dad (played by Sean Connery), and his crazy aunt, God the Spiritual-but-Not-Religious (played by Catherine O’Hara), to defeat the evil plans of Satan once and for all! In The Holy Trinity, John the Baptist’s ghost tells Jesus that God the Dad and God the Spiritual-but-Not-Religious are actually puppets of Satan! Can Jesus really trust his newfound teammates? Will the Ass-Kicking Apostles be jealous when they found out about the new team? Or will everyone have to join together to beat Satan’s newest creation—the Beast from the Sea? Finally, in The Holy Trinity: Age of Lucifer, it appears that Satan and the Beast from the Sea have taken over the whole world once and for all. With Jesus not knowing whom to trust now, he consults an old priest (Barry Fitzgerald, back from the dead) who wants him to pray for guidance. Jesus, not realizing that this story is getting metafictional and that Salzmank is writing whatever gibberish pops into his head, decides to reinvent himself as a James Bond-like spy—and beat the Lucifer once and for all. But can he do it alone, or does he need the Power of Friendship TM? 1. Salzmank has too much time on his hands. In his defense, he’s sitting in a hot train with nothing to do. 2. I knew Sunday-school lessons would pay off some day! Those.... are actually very interesting plots. . We aim to please. |
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Aug 10, 2018 21:48:41 GMT
Ok! Now work on Colden’s saga. What’s Colden’s saga? I was intending to work on Hauntedknight87’s saga one of these days? Oh, sagas and I with too much time on my hands… When I get free time, I'll update it. |
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Aug 10, 2018 21:48:50 GMT
Ok! Now work on Colden’s saga. What’s Colden’s saga? I was intending to work on Hauntedknight87’s saga one of these days? Oh, sagas and I with too much time on my hands… Actually, I think they’re the same thing...the one that Haunted created when Colden was in exile...anyway! Cool!!! |
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Post by hobowar on Aug 10, 2018 22:32:12 GMT
Jesus vs Allah
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Aug 11, 2018 4:18:06 GMT
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Aug 11, 2018 4:32:02 GMT
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Aug 11, 2018 11:08:19 GMT
The Holy Trinity: Age of Lucifer!
I heard vanilla ice has a cameo!
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Post by James on Aug 11, 2018 18:48:34 GMT
Let's just start things with Jesus Begins.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Jan 26, 2021 22:06:20 GMT
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