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Post by Lord Death Man on Aug 11, 2018 20:19:21 GMT
No but, you should seriously consider posting an on-topic thread. j/s Why? Oh, right... Why, indeed? Wasn't he The Last Man? scabab, I nominate this man for moderator - make it happen. Hee hee hee... |
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Post by Lord Death Man on Aug 11, 2018 20:23:11 GMT
Sal probably should have labeled it off topic, but whatever I don't see any harm in this thread. Let's just try not to be dicks to each other. Lord Death Man
I love Lord Death Man. xoxo I was just making an observation. Hee hee hee... The fact that some people caught hot flashes over it says more about them then me I should think. I'm just your friendly, neighborhood Death Lord. And death is trending right now. |
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 14, 2018 6:00:43 GMT
PALPATINE: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Lord Death Man the Wise?
ANAKIN: No.
PALPATINE: I thought not. It's not a story the MCU board would tell you. It's Off Topic.
ANAKIN: He could actually stop people from posting?
PALPATINE: The Death Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Aug 14, 2018 15:01:04 GMT
PALPATINE: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Lord Death Man the Wise? ANAKIN: No. PALPATINE: I thought not. It's not a story the MCU board would tell you. It's Off Topic. ANAKIN: He could actually stop people from posting? PALPATINE: The Death Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.This is the best thing since whorecrutches were invented |
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Post by Nalkarj on Aug 31, 2018 18:16:42 GMT
So I don’t know why the craziest things happen to me and people I know on trains, but a pal of mine is on Amtrak (our sublime national train system—ugh) right now and texting me because he just saw the cops come on and heard the conductor ask for a “Mr. Columbo”...  |
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Post by Nalkarj on Aug 31, 2018 18:21:38 GMT
And they just pulled a guy off the train and into a police car... (Not “Mr. Columbo.”) OK.
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Post by Nalkarj on Aug 31, 2018 18:27:46 GMT
The only possible flaw with my otherwise completely convincing narrative that the Columbo character apparently came to life and is aiding police capture criminals on trains is that this all took place in Connecticut, not Los Angeles. Ehh, minor details if a fictional character came to life!  |
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Aug 31, 2018 19:07:56 GMT
I think it’s time you uprooted and took to riding the rails full time, solving mysteries and telling your tales. There’d be a new guest star every week!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2018 15:22:46 GMT
..ask him if he has 3 balls
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 5, 2018 17:25:39 GMT
I must lead an exceptionally bizarre life. I was just at a ticket window at the train station when someone who looks exactly like a young Samuel L. Jackson comes up to the next window over. Except he’s wearing a clerical collar. Anyone know if Jackson’s playing a priest in some upcoming movie? I don’t meet famous people, I meet people who look like famous people.  |
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 5, 2018 17:34:54 GMT
I think it’s time you uprooted and took to riding the rails full time, solving mysteries and telling your tales. There’d be a new guest star every week! This has come true. And always trains. I’m cursed, that has to be it. |
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 5, 2018 17:34:55 GMT
I must lead an exceptionally bizarre life. I was just at a ticket window at the train station when someone who looks exactly like a young Samuel L. Jackson comes up to the next window over. Except he’s wearing a clerical collar. Anyone know if Jackson’s playing a priest in some upcoming movie? I don’t meet famous people, I meet people who look like famous people. Do you even meet them, Or just leer hungrily? |
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 5, 2018 17:36:42 GMT
I must lead an exceptionally bizarre life. I was just at a ticket window at the train station when someone who looks exactly like a young Samuel L. Jackson comes up to the next window over. Except he’s wearing a clerical collar. Anyone know if Jackson’s playing a priest in some upcoming movie? I don’t meet famous people, I meet people who look like famous people. Do you even meet them, Or just leer hungrily? “Leer hungrily”? Nah, I just shake my head at the weirdo situations I’m in. |
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