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Post by simplemoviecommenter on Sept 5, 2018 17:23:38 GMT
And I'll tell you why.
Gryffindors are all brawn but no brains. They shoot first and ask questions later. For them violence is the first resort. Ravenclaws are all brains but no brawn. They're weak and useless and indecisive and don't do anything practical. They prefer to just think and overcomplicate. Slytherins are ambitious but also backstabbing assholes.
Hufflepuffs are loyal, hardworking, fair, and patient. You scratch their back, they scratch yours. They do all the dirty jobs the other houses won't do. They're the cogs that make wizarding society tick tock, and if they wanted to, they could make wizarding society stop working. They will never cheat you and will always forgive you. They will never judge you, they will always accept you, you're perfect the way you are. Hufflepuff has no weaknesses. Their only weakness is being individually weak and average, but the whole point of Hufflepuff is there is no individual. There is only House Hufflepuff. When you fight a Hufflepuff, you're fighting ALL THE HUFFLEPUFFS. You kill one, a million more will take his place. They will fucking bury you in the bodies of their comrades, I swear on me' mum.
Hufflepuffs are the only thing keeping England’s wizarding world from falling apart at the seams. When a Gryffindor gets drunk and picks a fight with a dragon, or a Ravenclaw goes mixing volatile potions FOR SCIENCE!, or a Slytherin decides that Mein Kampf makes a fine instruction manual, someone has to clean that shit up. And Hufflepuff will do it thanklessly. Not because they're gloryhounds like Gryffindors, or because it makes them look smart like Ravenclaw, or they have some ulterior motive like Slytherins, but because it's the right thing to do.
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Post by politicidal on Sept 6, 2018 14:38:40 GMT
K.
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Post by simplemoviecommenter on Sept 6, 2018 16:36:13 GMT
You could try playing along with some enthusiasm...
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Post by BATouttaheck on Sept 15, 2018 0:37:40 GMT
simplemoviecommenterdid you also post this announcement on another board ? I wrote an essay on the subject and I am sure that it was not in invisible ink.
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Post by leesilm on Nov 3, 2018 6:23:01 GMT
As a Slytherin who mostly has Huffle friends, I cannot disagree they are the strongest house.
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