Post by drystyx on Oct 4, 2018 14:55:06 GMT
Find out if you are too nice a person for your own good. Quiz for Americans living in American culture.
1. You take your woman (wife, girl friend, date) to a dance, and she won't let you touch her, and she steps out to speak to some guy. A crowd gathers at a door way, so you look to see what's going on, and she is giving the guy a blow job at another table, with other guys waiting in line. So you..
A: Say, "oh, excuse me. I believe this lady is being molested. Will someone call the police, please""
B: Disrobe and let all the other women give you oral sex, and have the last laugh.
C: You'd be embarrassed and not know what to do, but you'd definitely break off with her.
2. You are shopping on the ground floor of a two story shop, and at the cash register, you notice the clerk charges you more for some items than the marked price, so you...
A. Say nothing. You meekly pay what you are charged, and thank the clerk, and ask why the items are marked lower than charaged, accepting any answer.
B. Leave the counter without paying, go up to the second floor over the clerk, and spit on the clerk, then jump on the clerk and kick his or her ass, and say "Charge me more now, mudder fudder! Charge me more now!"
C. Review the prices with the clerk and not pay for the items you don't think are worth it.
3. An old man with a walker is taking up all the space in front of you on the sidewalk, and going slow, but you can't get around him, so you...
A. Wait until he's done, even if it takes two hours to get one block, and even help him when you can.
B. Kick him over and say "This is a sidewalk for people who move, old man!" Then walk on top of him, throw his walker into traffic, whip the driver who stops after wrecking into the walker, take the driver's car, sell it to a vagrant, then rob the vagrant of the car, and just keep going.
C. Get around him whenever you can.
4. A policeman stops you while driving, and tickets you for going 60 in a 35, when you were actually going only 35, so you...
A: Apologize, then go home and call his superior to comment on how good a job he does, and speak on his behalf.
B. Call him a pig, open the car door hard to knock him over and into traffic, then pivot out quickly while he's recoiling, and grab him by the feet, drag him to a cliff, hang him over it by his heels and say "Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied" Then let go of him while he cries while dropping 1000 feet into a volcano.
C. Take the ticket, but try to argue against it in court, knowing it will do no good, but avoiding that place in the future, and the shops around there.
Now, take all the A, B, and C answers you have. If you have an equal amount of two of them, then figure you are both of them. Otherwise, whichever you answer the most of denotes if you are too nice a person for your own good.
A: You are not too nice for your own good. We know you're lying. All American lie, whether it does them any good or not. You lying bastard. You lie in wait to kill those who offend you. You are a sicko who made Charles Manson look like a boy scout.
B. You are way too nice for your own good. We know you're lying. Liar! Liar! Pants on fire! You really let all those people walk all over you. You're all talk, aren't you? Yeah, right. People laugh at your wimpiness. You need some "man up" pills.
C. You don't exist. You're telling the truth, and no one in American culture tells the truth. You don't exist. So don't tell us you do exist, liar.
1. You take your woman (wife, girl friend, date) to a dance, and she won't let you touch her, and she steps out to speak to some guy. A crowd gathers at a door way, so you look to see what's going on, and she is giving the guy a blow job at another table, with other guys waiting in line. So you..
A: Say, "oh, excuse me. I believe this lady is being molested. Will someone call the police, please""
B: Disrobe and let all the other women give you oral sex, and have the last laugh.
C: You'd be embarrassed and not know what to do, but you'd definitely break off with her.
2. You are shopping on the ground floor of a two story shop, and at the cash register, you notice the clerk charges you more for some items than the marked price, so you...
A. Say nothing. You meekly pay what you are charged, and thank the clerk, and ask why the items are marked lower than charaged, accepting any answer.
B. Leave the counter without paying, go up to the second floor over the clerk, and spit on the clerk, then jump on the clerk and kick his or her ass, and say "Charge me more now, mudder fudder! Charge me more now!"
C. Review the prices with the clerk and not pay for the items you don't think are worth it.
3. An old man with a walker is taking up all the space in front of you on the sidewalk, and going slow, but you can't get around him, so you...
A. Wait until he's done, even if it takes two hours to get one block, and even help him when you can.
B. Kick him over and say "This is a sidewalk for people who move, old man!" Then walk on top of him, throw his walker into traffic, whip the driver who stops after wrecking into the walker, take the driver's car, sell it to a vagrant, then rob the vagrant of the car, and just keep going.
C. Get around him whenever you can.
4. A policeman stops you while driving, and tickets you for going 60 in a 35, when you were actually going only 35, so you...
A: Apologize, then go home and call his superior to comment on how good a job he does, and speak on his behalf.
B. Call him a pig, open the car door hard to knock him over and into traffic, then pivot out quickly while he's recoiling, and grab him by the feet, drag him to a cliff, hang him over it by his heels and say "Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied" Then let go of him while he cries while dropping 1000 feet into a volcano.
C. Take the ticket, but try to argue against it in court, knowing it will do no good, but avoiding that place in the future, and the shops around there.
Now, take all the A, B, and C answers you have. If you have an equal amount of two of them, then figure you are both of them. Otherwise, whichever you answer the most of denotes if you are too nice a person for your own good.
A: You are not too nice for your own good. We know you're lying. All American lie, whether it does them any good or not. You lying bastard. You lie in wait to kill those who offend you. You are a sicko who made Charles Manson look like a boy scout.
B. You are way too nice for your own good. We know you're lying. Liar! Liar! Pants on fire! You really let all those people walk all over you. You're all talk, aren't you? Yeah, right. People laugh at your wimpiness. You need some "man up" pills.
C. You don't exist. You're telling the truth, and no one in American culture tells the truth. You don't exist. So don't tell us you do exist, liar.