Post by deembastille on Mar 26, 2017 17:28:19 GMT
ABSOLUTELY LAUGHABLE! I have watched this movie numerous times and I saw it on demand on the EPIX channel last night and I watched it...
the CLOSED CAPTIONING WAS FOR ANOTHER MOVIE OR SHOW! IT WAS HYSTERICAL!
the first scene with the ich namen Gita doesn't have any closed captioning neither does the next scene with 'ass in the air' scene. But starting with Doug running down the ramp and into te ice stadium is where the captioning starts...
[the captions are from the movie new rose hotel from 1988]
THE BOLD IS WHAT THEY SAY AND THE ITALICS IS WHAT THE CLOSED CAPTIONING SAYS DURING THAT SAME SCENE.
KATE THIS HAS TO STOP. RIGHT NOW. RICK KNOWLTON ARE THE BEST. YOU ARE GOING TO APOLOGIZE AND GET BACK TO WORK. [kate walks away] WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING? [I'LL BE IN MY CELL!]
COME ON, YOU KNOW THIS BETTER THAN ANYBODY, RIGHT? THERE IS A FULL SCALE SUBTERANNEAN WAR BEING WAGED FOR EVERY SHRED OF INFORMATION AND THE CORPORATE SUITS ARE KILLING EACH OTHER OFF BY THE THOUSANDS EACH YEAR.
the movie goes on and it gets even funnier. there is apparently some guy named Fox [like Mulder] who is apparently a sex hound/has anger issues or both. the closed captioning gets funnier and funnier compared to what is being shown.
YOUR 23RD LETTER ARRIVED TODAY. DETROIT REDWINGS. IT'S OVER LITTLE BROTHER EVERYBODY KNOWS IT BUT YOU.
YEAH SHE'S A REAL WHORE.
the CLOSED CAPTIONING WAS FOR ANOTHER MOVIE OR SHOW! IT WAS HYSTERICAL!
the first scene with the ich namen Gita doesn't have any closed captioning neither does the next scene with 'ass in the air' scene. But starting with Doug running down the ramp and into te ice stadium is where the captioning starts...
[the captions are from the movie new rose hotel from 1988]
THE BOLD IS WHAT THEY SAY AND THE ITALICS IS WHAT THE CLOSED CAPTIONING SAYS DURING THAT SAME SCENE.
KATE THIS HAS TO STOP. RIGHT NOW. RICK KNOWLTON ARE THE BEST. YOU ARE GOING TO APOLOGIZE AND GET BACK TO WORK. [kate walks away] WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING? [I'LL BE IN MY CELL!]
COME ON, YOU KNOW THIS BETTER THAN ANYBODY, RIGHT? THERE IS A FULL SCALE SUBTERANNEAN WAR BEING WAGED FOR EVERY SHRED OF INFORMATION AND THE CORPORATE SUITS ARE KILLING EACH OTHER OFF BY THE THOUSANDS EACH YEAR.
the movie goes on and it gets even funnier. there is apparently some guy named Fox [like Mulder] who is apparently a sex hound/has anger issues or both. the closed captioning gets funnier and funnier compared to what is being shown.
YOUR 23RD LETTER ARRIVED TODAY. DETROIT REDWINGS. IT'S OVER LITTLE BROTHER EVERYBODY KNOWS IT BUT YOU.
YEAH SHE'S A REAL WHORE.
