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Post by drystyx on Nov 27, 2018 0:06:16 GMT
I know the public isn't aware that the space craft was manned, but it was necessary to keep it secret so that the Russians wouldn't destroy our capsule with their Russian Roulette wheel, which is their new secret weapon.
Four of us made the journey. We three men discussed what to do when we got here, on the way, while Iris would cook and wash dishes and vacuum the floor and eject the defecation.
Well, there were four of us, but when we explored the planet, a big massive blob ate one of our crew. Now we're stuck in the capsule, wondering what to do, while Iris washes the dishes. The blob is trying to digest our ship, and we have to ponder the situation.
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Post by RiP, IMDb on Nov 27, 2018 3:48:00 GMT
THE MOST BADASS ASTRONAUTS (THEY DON'T NEED NOR USE SPACESUITS, THEY WEAR STREET CLOTHES and LEATHERJACKETS)...
  
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Post by Vegas on Nov 27, 2018 4:04:57 GMT
We go now... LIVE... to Mars to interview the first man on Mars!  GO TO COMMERCIAL!! GO TO COMMERCIAL!! |
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 27, 2018 4:12:37 GMT
 Beware Of The Martian Water... |
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Post by maya55555 on Nov 27, 2018 4:51:21 GMT
drystyx
CALL THE POLICE!!
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Post by thefleetsin on Nov 27, 2018 15:48:44 GMT
political correctness formulates massive drinking epidemic
i've
found
powering down
massive amounts of goldschläger
while
attempting to pronounce
the words
punitive and damages
over and over again
all the time
staring over the cleavage of
three wannabe
hollywood starlet types
who just redefined the word hype
by pretending they
know someone
who's considering having
reassignment surgery
if they can juggle enough credit cards
to make even
the words of the bard
come up lacking
after summarily attacking
every other known form of strife
because nothing says
get back to me after you've got a life
quite like
those otherwise powerless pundits
who would just as soon
beat up on words
as the would their wife.
sjw 11/27/18 inspired at this very moment in time by the clueless being paraded on over the rank and file.
from the 'bewitched series' of poems
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Post by Isapop on Nov 27, 2018 15:55:05 GMT
Why don't you two guys just flip a coin to see who dries.
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Post by drystyx on Nov 27, 2018 16:31:44 GMT
Why don't you two guys just flip a coin to see who dries. We're too busy doing man things. Besides, Iris loves to dry dishes and clean the bathroom. She gets a thrill out of doing woman things why we men do man thinking to solve the crisis we're in. |
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Post by Catman on Nov 27, 2018 17:36:58 GMT
Just don't get on the bad side of the Ice Warriors.
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Post by Isapop on Nov 27, 2018 17:53:14 GMT
Why don't you two guys just flip a coin to see who dries. We're too busy doing man things. Besides, Iris loves to dry dishes and clean the bathroom. She gets a thrill out of doing woman things why we men do man thinking to solve the crisis we're in. Ah, now I get the picture - keep Iris occupied so you two can have a little privacy. (Sorry, sometimes I can be a little slow on the uptake.)
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Post by lowtacks86 on Nov 27, 2018 18:05:42 GMT
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Post by drystyx on Nov 27, 2018 18:34:17 GMT
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Post by goz on Nov 27, 2018 21:02:37 GMT
Is 'My Favourite Martian' there?
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 27, 2018 21:06:10 GMT
What does Martian Manhunter have to say about all this?
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Post by Arlon10 on Nov 27, 2018 23:00:42 GMT
I know the public isn't aware that the space craft was manned, but it was necessary to keep it secret so that the Russians wouldn't destroy our capsule with their Russian Roulette wheel, which is their new secret weapon. Four of us made the journey. We three men discussed what to do when we got here, on the way, while Iris would cook and wash dishes and vacuum the floor and eject the defecation. Well, there were four of us, but when we explored the planet, a big massive blob ate one of our crew. Now we're stuck in the capsule, wondering what to do, while Iris washes the dishes. The blob is trying to digest our ship, and we have to ponder the situation. You must've landed on the wrong side of the wall. |
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Post by drystyx on Nov 28, 2018 23:38:14 GMT
We men have studied the problem, and come to a conclusion. We used electricity to stun the amoeba creature and it released us.
I really hope Iris doesn't feel unimportant in this matter. We really appreciate her cleaning the shower and making coffee, and filling our coffee cups while we sit and discuss important things that are beyond her feminine capacity to understand. I want everyone to make her feel useful, and to thank her. She'll make a good wife for some man some day.
I don't mean she'll "make" a good wife, like making a robot. I mean she'll become a good wife.
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Post by politicidal on Dec 1, 2018 17:11:50 GMT
Had they made contact with Don Cheadle yet?  |
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Post by MCDemuth on Dec 1, 2018 18:12:32 GMT
Has your Astronaut Team found the... Pathfinder Lander / Sojourner Rover ...yet, so that they can make contact with Earth?The First Search - "Red Planet" (2000) "This is 'Mars 1' ground crew. Do you copy?
Hello... We're The Guys On Mars..."
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Post by MCDemuth on Dec 1, 2018 19:14:56 GMT
The Second Search - "The Martian" (2015) |
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Post by MCDemuth on Dec 1, 2018 19:32:51 GMT
Luke Graham & Mark Watney were not the only Astronauts to be STRANDED on Mars...
Most of the international Ares crew, also found themselves STRANDED on Mars, when their small landing craft crashed as a result of an altimeter error.
It will take 26 months for a rescue ship to be sent from from Earth, but the landing crew only have supplies for less than a year and must find ways to extend the life support system...
Will any of them be able to survive?
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