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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Dec 20, 2018 8:15:47 GMT
Slept with women who look exactly like Charlize Theron IIRC. I remember him saying Catherine Zeta Jones circa Entrapment. I always thought it was Shania Twain. Must have been all three |
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Post by sdm3 on Dec 20, 2018 9:34:43 GMT
I remember him saying Catherine Zeta Jones circa Entrapment. I always thought it was Shania Twain. Must have been all three You’re all wrong, it was Married With Children era Christina Applegate. |
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Post by fjenkins on Dec 20, 2018 16:06:01 GMT
My favorite poster from my couple of years here. I know some of you were sick of him, but I thought he was hilarious. I mean, who the fuck is Dani Campbell and why was this weirdo pretending to be her going to Lions games? That shit used to crack me up. The guy I miss the most is Beardy, and Marco too. That Panthers fan was a toad. It was funny how so many people tried to prove that it wasn’t the real Dani Campbell. Like, no shit it’s not the real person! It was fun to just bask in the absurdity of a random ass tv star talking about the Lions on a sports board. I hated that dude. That was the definition of a troll. |
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Post by masterofallgoons on Dec 20, 2018 16:23:29 GMT
Homeopt/poemhot claimed to be a pimp who had a stable of “bitches” and wanted by the FBI DeNiro claimed to know Skins owniDan Snyder of a first name basis. And let’s not forget Butters. Famed in song and story. Which one was Butters? |
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Post by klawrencio79 on Dec 20, 2018 16:39:14 GMT
Homeopt/poemhot claimed to be a pimp who had a stable of “bitches” and wanted by the FBI DeNiro claimed to know Skins owniDan Snyder of a first name basis. And let’s not forget Butters. Famed in song and story. Also, he was some sort of wunderkind stock trader and he lived in the same building as Derek Jeter. And he HATED me, for whatever inane reason. I remember there was this one dude who went by the name California Cool, he posted randomly but I guess I once mentioned something about when my father had died years ago, and he would just respond to my posts with something along the lines of "Hahaha, your father's dead, you suck!!" I always ignored it (in fact, I believe I put him on ignore after a handful of times). I'll never really understand that. Meaningless to me, not like I care about what some tool says on a forum, but what's the point of just making yourself look like a jackass. Even though Marco's act did become rather stale and he'd grasp at straws, it wasn't malicious like that. Obviously people would take it that way but it wasn't just outright mean-spirited.....for the most part. |
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Post by klawrencio79 on Dec 20, 2018 16:39:36 GMT
Homeopt/poemhot claimed to be a pimp who had a stable of “bitches” and wanted by the FBI DeNiro claimed to know Skins owniDan Snyder of a first name basis. And let’s not forget Butters. Famed in song and story. Which one was Butters? BillyButler's Buddy! That dude was a fucking PSYCHO. |
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Post by weststigersbob on Dec 20, 2018 19:25:06 GMT
What made Marcos shtick so funny was that even though numerous posters made it obvious that he was trolling, to the point that they posted “Marco is a troll”, He’d STILL reel in a fish. Every time. Either a “I’m English, Australian, Martian etc, therefore Thanksgiving / July 4 is meaningless” or “Due to time zone difference it wasnt XYZ Day” or “I didn’t post that day at all, I’ve been XYZ”. It’s amazing that for 15 years he did it, and it still worked. And the results are final.......
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Post by weststigersbob on Dec 20, 2018 19:26:25 GMT
I always thought it was Shania Twain. Must have been all three You’re all wrong, it was Married With Children era Christina Applegate. Any bloke who was alive and of age in that era wanted to bang Christina Applegate. I know I did ! |
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Dec 20, 2018 19:55:01 GMT
I loved how he’d claim that John Lennon was the greatest American musician or something like that because he chose to live in New York.
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Dec 20, 2018 19:55:12 GMT
Homeopt/poemhot claimed to be a pimp who had a stable of “bitches” and wanted by the FBI DeNiro claimed to know Skins owniDan Snyder of a first name basis. And let’s not forget Butters. Famed in song and story. Which one was Butters? Butter was a short lived but illustrious troll. Claimed to be a Royals fan. He would then act like a total dick. The next day would blubbler "Why is everyone mad at me? Please be my friend." Sule used to do that and claim his account was hacked. I liked Strel. We had some really good chat outside the board. And Beardy. Talked a lot when he had rabbits in his yard. He acted tough but he was all agog over the cute bunnies. |
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Dec 20, 2018 19:59:21 GMT
I loved how he’d claim that John Lennon was the greatest American musician or something like that because he chose to live in New York. Yes. The Brits would say "Never been a great American rock star" and he would come back with John Lennon, because he lived in NYC.  |
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Post by sdm3 on Dec 20, 2018 22:04:03 GMT
Anyone remember "Enickma"? He used to be marco's lapdog, but marco turned on him once and things were never the same. Enickma would then follow marco around trying to insult him and call him a troll.
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Post by SportsFan19 on Dec 20, 2018 23:39:28 GMT
BillyButler's Buddy! That dude was a fucking PSYCHO. Which one was the one from California that you meet in a gay bar, was a red head that claimed he was in a wheel chair because some Patriot fans beat him so badly? |
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Post by yougotastewgoinbaby on Dec 21, 2018 0:06:52 GMT
It was funny how so many people tried to prove that it wasn’t the real Dani Campbell. Like, no shit it’s not the real person! It was fun to just bask in the absurdity of a random ass tv star talking about the Lions on a sports board. I hated that dude. That was the definition of a troll. He was a troll through and through. I didn’t care much for the JaWeezy incarnation: that was boring DeNiroScorcese level trolling. I did get enjoyment from the whole Dani Campbell. I just love stupid, pointless shit like that. Same thing with the guy on the politics and religion boards who pretended to be some Australian conservative pundit. People lost their shit trying to prove that the troll wasn’t the person he was impersonating, which should have been obvious from the get-go. |
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Post by klawrencio79 on Dec 21, 2018 0:24:41 GMT
BillyButler's Buddy! That dude was a fucking PSYCHO. Which one was the one from California that you meet in a gay bar, was a red head that claimed he was in a wheel chair because some Patriot fans beat him so badly? It wasn't a gay bar, it was just a bar that he said was a gay bar as a failed attempt to damage my credibility, even though it was immediately proven that he was lying. It was none other than Anne Hathaway Fan himself. |
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Post by klawrencio79 on Dec 21, 2018 0:26:42 GMT
I hated that dude. That was the definition of a troll. He was a troll through and through. I didn’t care much for the JaWeezy incarnation: that was boring DeNiroScorcese level trolling. I did get enjoyment from the whole Dani Campbell. I just love stupid, pointless shit like that. Same thing with the guy on the politics and religion boards who pretended to be some Australian conservative pundit. People lost their shit trying to prove that the troll wasn’t the person he was impersonating, which should have been obvious from the get-go. Nothing, and I mean nothing, topped the dude on Film General who only posted about how awful, talentless, ugly and worthless Reese Witherspoon was. It was hilarious. Basically, take Anne Hathaway Fan's Brady shtick and swap in "Reese Witherspoon" for "Tom Brady" and you have this guy but that's all he talked about. At least our resident twat talks about other important things like comic book movies. |
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Post by OrsonSwelles on Dec 21, 2018 9:45:32 GMT
I hated that dude. That was the definition of a troll. He was a troll through and through. I didn’t care much for the JaWeezy incarnation: that was boring DeNiroScorcese level trolling. I did get enjoyment from the whole Dani Campbell. I just love stupid, pointless shit like that. Same thing with the guy on the politics and religion boards who pretended to be some Australian conservative pundit. People lost their shit trying to prove that the troll wasn’t the person he was impersonating, which should have been obvious from the get-go. I always think of DeNiro, BoSux and Marco as similar posters. I liked all of them to a degree from least to most as listed.
Who was VincentLecavaliersWife or something? The only regular 'female' on the sports board.
Who was the poster from New Orleans that would only post during the NFL season?
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Post by poelzig on Dec 21, 2018 10:21:19 GMT
He was a troll through and through. I didn’t care much for the JaWeezy incarnation: that was boring DeNiroScorcese level trolling. I did get enjoyment from the whole Dani Campbell. I just love stupid, pointless shit like that. Same thing with the guy on the politics and religion boards who pretended to be some Australian conservative pundit. People lost their shit trying to prove that the troll wasn’t the person he was impersonating, which should have been obvious from the get-go. Nothing, and I mean nothing, topped the dude on Film General who only posted about how awful, talentless, ugly and worthless Reese Witherspoon was. It was hilarious. Basically, take Anne Hathaway Fan's Brady shtick and swap in "Reese Witherspoon" for "Tom Brady" and you have this guy but that's all he talked about. At least our resident twat talks about other important things like comic book movies. That sounds vaguely familiar. Wasn't there a guy on FG who actually got arrested or investigated for harassing Reese Witherspoon? I'm not talking about Madotsuki the dreamer who was on a whole other level of insanity. That kid is locked away in a federal institution for a long long time. |
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Post by masterofallgoons on Dec 21, 2018 11:54:55 GMT
Which one was the one from California that you meet in a gay bar, was a red head that claimed he was in a wheel chair because some Patriot fans beat him so badly? It wasn't a gay bar, it was just a bar that he said was a gay bar as a failed attempt to damage my credibility, even though it was immediately proven that he was lying. It was none other than Anne Hathaway Fan himself. I vaguely remember a mention that this happened.... how in the fuck did that come about? |
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Post by yougotastewgoinbaby on Dec 21, 2018 16:37:54 GMT
Of all the other shit trolls mentioned on this thread, I felt that the Dani Campbell dude at least had an admirable consistency of tone. While DeNiro was even more of a dullard than Marco, which shouldn't be possible. Yes. I really appreciated the effort that the Dani Campbell guy put into his trolling. Dude was constantly making the real woman's tweets consistent with his dumb posts. An A+ for effort, as far as I'm concerned. DeNiro was an idiot, but he did give me one the biggest laughs I've had on the ol' IMDB. Someone made an OT post like 'where were you during the Kennedy assassination' or something like that. faffer said something like 'I was in me mum' and DeNiro immediately shot back 'Ah shit dawg, what coincidence. I've been in your mum too.' A very stupid response, but some reason it made me bust out laughing and I still remember it to this day. RIP dumb sports board trolls of old. |
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