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Post by 博:Dr.BLΔD€:锯 on Jan 17, 2019 19:37:46 GMT
FANTASTIC FOUR-EYES ONLY
Reed Richards and co meet an ageing James Bond with spectacles.
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Post by MCDemuth on Jan 17, 2019 19:58:37 GMT
Uncle Jar Jar (Uncle Buck / Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace)
When the Binks family receives word that one of their relatives is very sick... They need someone to take care of the kids for a few days, so they can go out of town to help the relative... When all of their usual baby sitters are unavailable, they reluctantly call clumsy Jar Jar for help...
At least he's family...
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Post by SuperDevilDoctor on Jan 17, 2019 19:59:49 GMT
CLONES OF BRUCE LEE ESCAPE FROM THE LOST PLANET OF THE VAMPIRE WOMEN
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jan 17, 2019 20:12:02 GMT
Uncle Jar Jar (Uncle Buck / Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace) When the Binks family receives word that one of their relatives is very sick... They need someone to take care of the kids for a few days, so they can go out of town to help the relative... When all of their usual baby sitters are unavailable, they reluctantly call clumsy Jar Jar for help... At least he's family... God help us.
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Post by Primemovermithrax Pejorative on Jan 17, 2019 20:32:52 GMT
The Lion King of the Gypsies
New York gypsies get a new crime boss: a lion.
Oh Godfather
John Denver is instructed by God how to take over a mafia crime family.
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Post by MCDemuth on Jan 17, 2019 20:39:37 GMT
Planet Of the Snakes (Indiana Jones / Planet Of The Apes)
Astronaut Indiana Jones discovers the world of the Snake People...
"Why did it have to be snakes?"
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Post by Primemovermithrax Pejorative on Jan 17, 2019 20:55:24 GMT
Planet Of the Snakes (Indiana Jones / Planet Of The Apes) Astronaut Indiana Jones discovers the world of the Snake People... " Why did it have to be snakes?" "Get your slinking coils off of me, you damn slimey snake!"
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jan 17, 2019 21:01:23 GMT
20,000 Leagues of Their Own Under the Sea
Climb aboard the submarine where the crew creates the very first undersea baseball teams!
Where they win every game by forfeit because the opposing teams are afraid of their trained mascot which is a giant octopus.
Mary Blow Poppins
A chemist and dealer creates a new drug in the form of a lollipop, The Merry Blow Pop, where when users take it they finally understand what "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" really means as they dance with cartoon penguins and ride away on carousel horses.
Deep Impact Holes
A warden who runs a boy teenage prison camp uses them as labor to help her find a buried treasure that coincidentally belongs to one of the boy's ancestors.
A meteor strikes nearby which greatly helps with the search effort.
Please note: Despite the title, this is NOT an X rated movie. Please stop calling us asking that.
Life Life
Two black men being framed of a crime are sent into outer space for their punishment where they encounter a killer life form alien from Mars.
Lotsa laughs to make this look a lot more fun than it really is.
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jan 17, 2019 21:08:13 GMT
The Lion King of the Gypsies New York gypsies get a new crime boss: a lion. Oh Godfather John Denver is instructed by God how to take over a mafia crime family. "God told you to come here on how to run our business? And you think the money you give us for protection is too much? Guido! Take Mr. Grocery Manager outback and show him what we do to guys like him!" *THUNDER AND LIGHTNING CRASH* "On second thought, let's listen to what he has to say."
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Jan 17, 2019 21:27:29 GMT
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Jan 17, 2019 21:29:43 GMT
Planet Of the Snakes (Indiana Jones / Planet Of The Apes) Astronaut Indiana Jones discovers the world of the Snake People... " Why did it have to be snakes?" How about: Indiana Jones and the Snakes on a Plane!
"Why did it have to be snakes, motherfucker?!"
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Post by James on Jan 18, 2019 1:45:10 GMT
Jurassic Bark (JP and Cujo)
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jan 23, 2019 2:30:15 GMT
Citizen Idiocracy
A non career politician who runs for and wins the presidency because American voters are stupid and don't know whom else to vote for.
Morons for a moron will be the tagline.
Other things about the candidate:
-Got his wealth handed to him instead of working for it.
-A lying media mogul and someone who craved alduration and attention in the press.
-Married and divorced more than once while cheating on a wife.
-Non career politician who runs for a big office.
-Owns big real estate.
-Goes against his very own promises and words.
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Post by MCDemuth on Jan 26, 2019 3:00:12 GMT
Night Of The Living DEAD Poets Society
Famous dead poets rise from the grave one night each year to tell poems to each other.
Stop-motion animated musical dark drama. Directed by Tim Burton...
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Post by MCDemuth on Jan 26, 2019 4:34:46 GMT
Space Cowboys & Aliens <== Space Cowboys (2000)/Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
Directed by Clint Eastwood...
In this sequel to "Cowboys & Aliens" (2011)
When President Ulysses S. Grant learns of the 1873 Alien Incident, near the town of Absolution, in the New Mexico Territory... He secretly creates a new "space force" of soldiers, called "Team Daedalus"... Jake Lonergan leads this new team of seasoned Cowboys who fought in the original 1873 Alien Incident... After "Team Daedalus" has been trained to use recovered alien technology & spacecraft... They will head out into space to engage in Warfare with the Aliens, to protect planet Earth from future invasions...
Daniel Craig returns as Jake Lonergan...
Harrison Ford, Sam Rockwell & Keith Carradine also return...
Tommy Lee Jones, Donald Sutherland, & William Devane join the cast.
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Post by James on Feb 6, 2019 2:02:43 GMT
The Predinator (Terminator and Predator)
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Post by 博:Dr.BLΔD€:锯 on May 29, 2019 21:55:57 GMT
The CANNONBALL RUN FATBOY RUN
He's ran out on Thandie again!! (Is he blind?)
That bloke what does voices in the Simpsons is trying to woo her back......or at the very least get his revenge on Peggy.
He'll do his damndest to redeem himself .
Perhaps an illegal cross-country hog run may do it?
Go Simon.
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Post by drystyx on May 30, 2019 0:20:56 GMT
Sticking with combos with links:
N By NW Psycho-Cary and Eva run away from James and Martin, but on the other side of Mt. Rushmore, there is the Bates Motel.
Flesh+Starship Troopers-In an effort to use germ warfare in the Middle Ages against Rutger Hauer, a new species of giant insects throw the cruel warlord and the mercenaries together for their lives.
Lawrence of the River Kwai-Japanese soldiers who don't know the war is over become an obstacle for the Englishman when his Arab friends try to expand towards the Far East.
King of Pacific-Jesus builds a railroad in the U.S., but his old friend Judas marries Mary Magdalene and upsets the divine plans.
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Post by The Herald Erjen on May 30, 2019 9:13:01 GMT
"Guess Who's Coming to My Dinner with Andre the Giant of Metropolis?"
Gee, that's a little long, isn't it?
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Post by WarrenPeace on May 30, 2019 14:33:23 GMT
"Guess Who's Coming to My Dinner with Andre the Giant of Metropolis?" Gee, that's a little long, isn't it? is that the tagline? Does it matter? I like it.
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