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Post by darkpast on Feb 15, 2019 5:02:01 GMT
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Post by President Ackbarâ„¢ on Feb 15, 2019 5:03:55 GMT
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Post by darkpast on Feb 15, 2019 5:09:52 GMT
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Post by President Ackbarâ„¢ on Feb 15, 2019 5:13:10 GMT
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Post by alpha128 on Feb 15, 2019 12:31:24 GMT
I liked the first two Disney "Star Wars" films, but I hated "The Last Jedi". My nickname for it is "The Laxative Jedi" because it shits all over everything I loved about "Star Wars". - Luke Skywalker, the guy who saved his father Darth Vader, who at that point seemed to be irredeemably evil, decides to kill his own nephew, the child of his sister and his best friend, because he saw the dark side in him.
- The filmmakers bring back Yoda! Does he do anything meaningful, help in the final battle? No! Which means in the final analysis, Admiral Holdo, who was generally incompetent, and only got her position due to the fact everyone above her in the chain of command was either dead or incapacitated, got to be a bigger hero than f-ing Yoda!
- And what about that epic light saber duel between Kylo Ren and Luke Skywalker? Oh, that's right - there wasn't one! If they were going to have Luke die anyway, why not have him be there in person and have a epic duel like Vader's and Obi-Wan's in the original.
- And don't get me started on Superman Leia!
I even created a movie poster for "The Laxative Jedi": s1196.photobucket.com/user/alpha128_imdb/media/Star%20Wars/sw-the-laxative-jedi-poster.png.html |
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Post by Midi-Chlorian_Count on Feb 15, 2019 18:01:08 GMT
Wow, totally forgot about that strange image (straight from a Twilight movie rather than Star Wars I guess)... Although fair dues to Adam Driver. I find it oddly inspiring that although he must have known for some months that scripted scene was coming he doggedly refused to do anything about it. Good for him! |
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Post by James on Feb 16, 2019 11:10:08 GMT
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Post by randalgraves on Mar 3, 2019 11:23:42 GMT
I don't know what killed my childhood more, alcoholic parents or this movie
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Apr 23, 2019 7:51:55 GMT
Dislike 3/10
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Post by President Ackbarâ„¢ on Apr 23, 2019 16:42:42 GMT
Never seen it.
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 23, 2019 22:18:09 GMT
We should all be so lucky.
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Post by politicidal on Apr 24, 2019 0:04:55 GMT
Like.
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