Chris Hardwick said the season finale was AMAZING!

Yeah, people don't realize that twat has been trying to become famous for like 3 decades now. First he tried to be an actor, then he was a game show host, then he was a bad stand-up comedian. Then with the rise of nerd culture into the mainstream, he reinvented himself as the uber nerd, which ultimately led him to motormouthing through AMC talk shows.

Back in 2014, when there was the biggest gay rights push in history, the campaign to remove DOMA, and the push for legalized same-sex marriage, Hardwick spent a few episodes insinuating that he was bi-sexual, and making really awkward comments on Talking Dead, like hitting on Chad Coleman. I could just see him telling his manager, "Being gay is the new thing, all the kids are doing it, I have to be gay to remain relevant!"

Then in that same season, Kevin Smith appeared on Talking Dead. That jerk off was wearing the same clothes he always wears -- a blue-and-orange hockey jersey and jean shorts, with his calves looking like enormous, meaty drumsticks that could each feed a family of 16 for Thanksgiving dinner.

With his side of the couch sagging under his weight, and sweating like a soaked pig under the stage lights, Smith tried to be "down" with "the kids" by implying that he was gay too. I remember he said something about how he was "a bi-curious bear."

Sorry, but that's fucking gross. No one wants to picture Kevin Smith having any kind of sex, gay or straight. And with him and Hardwick in the same room, not only was it two cunts trying desperately to be funny and out-nerd each other, now it was two cunts practically elbowing each other out of the way to declare that they were the most gay.