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Post by anthonyrocks on Mar 7, 2019 15:29:56 GMT
I have a feeling that I am going to be attacked, bashed, and insulted for asking this but just in case I am wrong, I will ask it anyway below!
Now I don't know if it has already been announced yet but if it hasn't (if it hasn't then does anybody here know when it actually will be announced ?) then Which Athletes would everybody here like to see be in the Next Issue of "ESPN MAGAZINE - BODY ISSUE" ?
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Mar 7, 2019 15:53:28 GMT
Definitely Ronda Rousey. It’s a great forum to show off her giant package.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2019 15:56:16 GMT
Geoff Capes.
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Post by klawrencio79 on Mar 7, 2019 16:09:57 GMT
Juan Uribe
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Mar 7, 2019 16:39:27 GMT
UMass Center Rashaan Holloway This is actually a flattering pic, too. Love how #30 can't believe a guy with that stomach can get airborne.
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Post by No_Socks_Here on Mar 7, 2019 17:15:25 GMT
John Daly
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Post by NJtoTX on Mar 7, 2019 17:27:21 GMT
Yamamotoyama Ryuichi
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Mar 7, 2019 17:37:02 GMT
Body issue? Let's make the magazine live up to its name and feature some of the dead horses from Santa Anita.
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Post by nutsberryfarm 🏜 on Mar 7, 2019 18:31:22 GMT
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Post by Midi-Chlorian_Count on Mar 7, 2019 18:36:00 GMT
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Mar 7, 2019 18:54:16 GMT
Sports Illustrated has the swimsuit issue ESPN Magazine has the Body Issue
Taylor Swift, both times. Or Porn stars.
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Post by klawrencio79 on Mar 7, 2019 18:59:34 GMT
Sports Illustrated has the swimsuit issue ESPN Magazine has the Body Issue Taylor Swift, both times. Or Porn stars. Porn stars can be seen nude easily enough though. The body issue should be more unique. So Taylor Swift would be fine. Juan Uribe would be even better. Obviously, this thread fails because nobody suggested Ryan Hanigan, this year's AL and NL MVP.
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Mar 7, 2019 19:06:15 GMT
Where is the Swimsuit Issue? I don't subscribe anymore and I don't see it in waiting rooms (never did) but usually I see something about it, Usually people bitching about it. Did they pull the plug?
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Post by nutsberryfarm 🏜 on Mar 7, 2019 19:42:43 GMT
Sports Illustrated has the swimsuit issue ESPN Magazine has the Body Issue Taylor Swift, both times. Or Porn stars. Porn stars can be seen nude easily enough though. The body issue should be more unique. So Taylor Swift would be fine. Juan Uribe would be even better. Obviously, this thread fails because nobody suggested Ryan Hanigan, this year's AL and NL MVP.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Mar 7, 2019 19:46:38 GMT
It should have ended when they included Vince Wilfork.
How do you top that?
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Mar 7, 2019 19:50:29 GMT
Sports Illustrated has the swimsuit issue ESPN Magazine has the Body Issue Taylor Swift, both times. Or Porn stars. Call me crazy, but I’m not getting the Taylor Swift love. She was kinda cute when she was the young country artist. Doesn’t really have much of a body though. I mean if tall and skinny with no curves is your thing I guess you could do worse....
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Post by klawrencio79 on Mar 7, 2019 19:59:31 GMT
Sports Illustrated has the swimsuit issue ESPN Magazine has the Body Issue Taylor Swift, both times. Or Porn stars. Call me crazy, but I’m not getting the Taylor Swift love. She was kinda cute when she was the young country artist. Doesn’t really have much of a body though. I mean if tall and skinny with no curves is your thing I guess you could do worse.... There's no such thing as a "tall and skinny with no curves" blowjob.
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Mar 7, 2019 20:00:43 GMT
Sports Illustrated has the swimsuit issue ESPN Magazine has the Body Issue Taylor Swift, both times. Or Porn stars. Call me crazy, but I’m not getting the Taylor Swift love. She was kinda cute when she was the young country artist. Doesn’t really have much of a body though. I mean if tall and skinny with no curves is your thing I guess you could do worse.... She's all leg. The getaway sticks on her are God's work, pure and simple. Always been a leg man.
I couldn't tell you what any of her songs are. I've heard a couple, nice voice, not my cup of tea.
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Post by klawrencio79 on Mar 7, 2019 20:12:55 GMT
Call me crazy, but I’m not getting the Taylor Swift love. She was kinda cute when she was the young country artist. Doesn’t really have much of a body though. I mean if tall and skinny with no curves is your thing I guess you could do worse.... She's all leg. The getaway sticks on her are God's work, pure and simple. Always been a leg man.
I couldn't tell you what any of her songs are. I've heard a couple, nice voice, not my cup of tea.
If you held a gun to my head and told me to name a single song of hers or you'd pull the trigger, then Klaw's watch will have ended.
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Mar 7, 2019 20:23:14 GMT
I know some of her songs because my wife loves her. She’s undeniably talented, just not my cup of tea in the looks department. And for the record, while I think I’m a pretty decent person, I doubt that the tall skinny Taylor will be blowing the likes of Frank any time soon. If she does though I’m sure it will inspire yet another number 1 hit.
Now for the sexist pig portion of this post, my ranking of female body parts (and not saying face or smile or eyes because that’s what you say to a woman’s face):
1. Tits 2. Hips / ass 3. Legs
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