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Post by dividavi on Mar 20, 2019 2:31:18 GMT
Your answers may vary. Perhaps these videos will offer some insight:
Now a turkey
And another turkey
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Post by clusium on Mar 20, 2019 4:13:48 GMT
Your answers may vary. Perhaps these videos will offer some insight: Now a turkey And another turkey To prove that they were not chicken....? 
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Post by dividavi on Mar 20, 2019 6:05:13 GMT
Various thinkers have addressed the question, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" You would expect disparate answers from these people and, sure enough, that's the case.
Albert Einstein Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Aristotle To actualise its potential.
B.F. Skinner Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.
Buddha If you meet the chicken on the road, kill it.
Carl Jung The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
Charles Darwin It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
David Hume Out of custom and habit. Douglas Adams Forty-two.
Emily Dickinson Because it could not stop for death.
Epicurus For fun.
Ernest Hemingway To die. In the rain.
Henry David Thoreau To live deliberately… and suck all the marrow out of life.
Hippocrates Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
Jack Nicholson ‘Cause it [censored] wanted to. That’s the [censored] reason.
Jacques Derrida Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!
Jean-Paul Sartre In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
J.F. von Goethe The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Karl Marx It was a historical inevitability.
Ludwig Wittgenstein The possibility of “crossing” was encoded into the objects “chicken” and “road”, and circumstances came into being which caused the actualisation of this potential occurrence.
Machiavelli So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken’s dominion maintained.
Mark Twain The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Nietzsche Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Plato For the greater good.
Pyrrho the Skeptic What road?
Ralph Waldo Emerson It didn’t cross the road; it transcended it.
Salvador Dali The Fish.
The Sphinx You tell me.
Thomas de Torquemada Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I’ll find out.
Timothy Leary Because that’s the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Werner Heisenberg We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
Zeno of Elea To prove it could never reach the other side.
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Post by phludowin on Mar 20, 2019 6:43:33 GMT
Erwin Schrödinger This bird is simultaneously a chicken, duck and turkey, and it's simultaneously on both sides of the road. Only when we observe it does its state collapse into one type of bird, and one side of the road.
Except we never get to observe it, because my cat already had it for lunch.
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Post by Stammerhead on Mar 20, 2019 9:22:29 GMT
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Post by Catman on Mar 20, 2019 12:36:34 GMT
Are you sure it wasn't to escape from the mewing horde of cats in close pursuit?
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Post by clusium on Mar 20, 2019 14:27:59 GMT
Are you sure it wasn't to escape from the mewing horde of cats in close pursuit? Think you nailed it Catman!!! There were hoards of cats in pursuit!!!!! 
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