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Post by Popeye Doyle on Mar 21, 2019 12:37:28 GMT
He'd probably just kill that guy at the Black Panther party.
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Post by Spike Del Rey on Mar 21, 2019 13:01:10 GMT
"Momma always said life was like a box of ammo."
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Post by politicidal on Mar 21, 2019 14:19:00 GMT
Not only that, he'd murder Jenny's dad, the school administrator that banged his mom, those school bullies who kept chasing them, and would had assassinated Mao Zedong with a ping pong ball.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Mar 21, 2019 14:19:29 GMT
He did, it was called The Mule.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 21, 2019 15:13:25 GMT
 Mention SHRIMP just one more time, Bubba... Just One More Time ! |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Mar 21, 2019 18:51:45 GMT
"Jenny taught me how to climb. And I taught her how to fire a .44 Magnum."
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Post by marianne48 on Mar 21, 2019 20:03:47 GMT
I wouldn't want to sit next to him at the bus stop.
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Post by mortsahlfan on Mar 21, 2019 21:21:38 GMT
This is too funny!
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Post by Ass_E9 on Mar 21, 2019 21:37:35 GMT
He'd be telling his story to the bench.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 21, 2019 21:57:11 GMT
My Mama always said you've got to put the past behind you before you can move on.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 21, 2019 21:59:22 GMT
Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. You want a chocolate?  |
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Mar 21, 2019 22:08:26 GMT
Hello. My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump. You want a chocolate? Simple Clint |
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Post by mortsahlfan on Mar 21, 2019 23:17:04 GMT
"The Good Chocolate, The Bad Chocolate, and The Ugly Chocolate"
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Mar 21, 2019 23:53:13 GMT
"The Good Chocolate, The Bad Chocolate, and The Ugly Chocolate" Any Which Way but IQ The Dimwit Josey Wales The Derp Pool |
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Post by teleadm on Mar 22, 2019 19:21:59 GMT
Wanna catch some shrimps, punk!
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Mar 22, 2019 19:38:35 GMT
It'd turn out the seat of the person he was talking to at the bus stop was empty the whole time.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Mar 23, 2019 0:47:08 GMT
He would be more pissed and wouldnt take any shit.
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