Post by stargazer1682 on Apr 10, 2019 1:06:41 GMT
The idea of Nixon being given the Liar, Liar treatment is mildly amusing, I guess, but 5 minutes into the episode it already became clear that this would be an ancillary part of the story, seeing as how it used for a cheap gang in the cold open and quickly gave way to all the bullshit with the Time Bureau and Mona becoming a kaupe.
The more they dick around with the Time Bureau, the more I want Rip come back and get his house in order. I don't believe for a second he's truly dead and by virtue of the transitive property, everything on this show is his faulty; especially the Time Bureau.
Augh... fucking Gary.... I want some sort of spectacular reveal to happen involving Gary. He need to be like, a secret superhero or become a world class villain or something. Anything more than this lame ass character. Seriously, how did this man even get a job in the Time Bureau? Did he get pictures of Rip in a naked hot tub orgy or something? And how is it that he's the guys at the Burea Nate and Zari can trust? Yeah, he's an affable, well meaning individual, but he's a walking security breach. There's probably an entire detail at the bureau dedicate to walking ten feet behind him whenever he goes outside, in order to memory zap the people he comes into contact with and accidentally exposes all of the secrets about the Time Bureau to. He's the most conspicuous secret agent since Sterling Archer without any of the charm (or cirrhosis of the liver). He's the last person to loop into about concerns that someone might be doing something untoward and needs to be secretively monitored, because that other person will figure out that Garry's watching them; and Gary will tell that person everything simply because they asked.
Oooh, he should turn to be Rip in disguise.
Poor Mona, doesn't know how to use the three seashells....
Now I wonder what the red button does. Knowing Mick, it's probably nothing too terrible; probably activates the bidet or spritzes perfume or something.
"We forgot Charlie".....
What the actual fuck? I thought the whole idea of leaving Charlie behind was so she could take Nixon's place while they get things sorted. Why did they even need her to do anything then?
So that's it, Nixon's problem was a magic cockroach, all so they can make a "Nixon was bugged" joke?
Jesus, Mona, just get the fucking words out that you turned into a were-koupe!
Oh, good, I thought Gary was going to fuck up the important secret mission Zari set him on. Good thing he consulted someone like an evil crazy person; and bond over their affinity for fictional conspiracy novels....
Because of course the mason jar with the magic bug on it was dropped and caused asinine bullshit to occur.
Dammit Ray, how is this going to be on your record?
Why would Hank take the sheriff's hat and and glasses? Does he think it grants him special authority? I'm starting to think there's something in the water at the Time Bureau, like lead or mercury....something......
Oh, for fuck sakes, they put on the whole sheriff outfit?
Where's Ray's shrinking tech when they could use it?
Come on, Zari's "old school" method for contacting the team was to broadcast on the radio and hope they bothered turning it on and scroll through the channels? What, did she just keep repeating her message every five minutes to make sure they heard it? Good thing Ray didn't hear "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" come on the radio first, or else the team would never have heard Zari's message....to keep their head down....
No drawing attention or altering the timeline? When has that ever happened on this show...?
Hank's using time travel for personal gain? Wait, I know this one; you have to go back to November 12th, 1955 and stop old Hank from giving young Hank the sports almanac.
I want to see Mick grow his hair out like Fabio. Not going to lie, that line actually made me laugh. I still hate the stupid campiness of this show.
Of course the first radio station Hank tunes in is Zari's....
Mona changes into a koupe in a crowded dinner in 1973. Still less conspicuous that most of the other Legends on any of their other missions...
"We forgot Charlie!"
Fuck you guys....Stop trying to make "fetch" happen...
Well damn, I didn't expect them to kill Hank. I will admit, I'm curious who the mystery man is now; and the way they incorporated Nora is intriguing too. For some reason I'm wondering if this could be their take on Felix Faust
The more they dick around with the Time Bureau, the more I want Rip come back and get his house in order. I don't believe for a second he's truly dead and by virtue of the transitive property, everything on this show is his faulty; especially the Time Bureau.
Augh... fucking Gary.... I want some sort of spectacular reveal to happen involving Gary. He need to be like, a secret superhero or become a world class villain or something. Anything more than this lame ass character. Seriously, how did this man even get a job in the Time Bureau? Did he get pictures of Rip in a naked hot tub orgy or something? And how is it that he's the guys at the Burea Nate and Zari can trust? Yeah, he's an affable, well meaning individual, but he's a walking security breach. There's probably an entire detail at the bureau dedicate to walking ten feet behind him whenever he goes outside, in order to memory zap the people he comes into contact with and accidentally exposes all of the secrets about the Time Bureau to. He's the most conspicuous secret agent since Sterling Archer without any of the charm (or cirrhosis of the liver). He's the last person to loop into about concerns that someone might be doing something untoward and needs to be secretively monitored, because that other person will figure out that Garry's watching them; and Gary will tell that person everything simply because they asked.
Oooh, he should turn to be Rip in disguise.
Poor Mona, doesn't know how to use the three seashells....
Now I wonder what the red button does. Knowing Mick, it's probably nothing too terrible; probably activates the bidet or spritzes perfume or something.
"We forgot Charlie".....
What the actual fuck? I thought the whole idea of leaving Charlie behind was so she could take Nixon's place while they get things sorted. Why did they even need her to do anything then?
So that's it, Nixon's problem was a magic cockroach, all so they can make a "Nixon was bugged" joke?
Jesus, Mona, just get the fucking words out that you turned into a were-koupe!
Oh, good, I thought Gary was going to fuck up the important secret mission Zari set him on. Good thing he consulted someone like an evil crazy person; and bond over their affinity for fictional conspiracy novels....
Because of course the mason jar with the magic bug on it was dropped and caused asinine bullshit to occur.
Dammit Ray, how is this going to be on your record?
Why would Hank take the sheriff's hat and and glasses? Does he think it grants him special authority? I'm starting to think there's something in the water at the Time Bureau, like lead or mercury....something......
Oh, for fuck sakes, they put on the whole sheriff outfit?
Where's Ray's shrinking tech when they could use it?
Come on, Zari's "old school" method for contacting the team was to broadcast on the radio and hope they bothered turning it on and scroll through the channels? What, did she just keep repeating her message every five minutes to make sure they heard it? Good thing Ray didn't hear "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" come on the radio first, or else the team would never have heard Zari's message....to keep their head down....
No drawing attention or altering the timeline? When has that ever happened on this show...?
Hank's using time travel for personal gain? Wait, I know this one; you have to go back to November 12th, 1955 and stop old Hank from giving young Hank the sports almanac.
I want to see Mick grow his hair out like Fabio. Not going to lie, that line actually made me laugh. I still hate the stupid campiness of this show.
Of course the first radio station Hank tunes in is Zari's....
Mona changes into a koupe in a crowded dinner in 1973. Still less conspicuous that most of the other Legends on any of their other missions...
"We forgot Charlie!"
Fuck you guys....Stop trying to make "fetch" happen...
Well damn, I didn't expect them to kill Hank. I will admit, I'm curious who the mystery man is now; and the way they incorporated Nora is intriguing too. For some reason I'm wondering if this could be their take on Felix Faust
