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Post by msdemos on Jun 14, 2019 0:24:29 GMT
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Post by Harmless elf on Jun 14, 2019 1:12:37 GMT
Well one day a group of boys were making fun of me, they then decided to beat me up, then they threw me into the girls locker room in my underwear, then the girls laughed and then dunked my head in a toilet, then they stuffed me head first into a trash can, then they took my underwear and ran it up the flagpole. And I had to get out of the trash can and run back to the boys locker room naked to get some clothes, then when I went outside I saw my underwear up the flagpole where everyone was laughing. I got so upset that I cried and peed my pants, and I was laughed at some more and then pushed into a mud puddle. What a day
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Post by kls on Jun 14, 2019 1:14:37 GMT
Well one day a group of boys were making fun of me, they then decided to beat me up, then they threw me into the girls locker room in my underwear, then the girls laughed and then dunked my head in a toilet, then they stuffed me head first into a trash can, then they took my underwear and ran it up the flagpole. And I had to get out of the trash can and run back to the boys locker room naked to get some clothes, then when I went outside I saw my underwear up the flagpole where everyone was laughing. I got so upset that I cried and peed my pants, and I was laughed at some more and then pushed into a mud puddle. What a day Rough school, bro?
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Post by Harmless elf on Jun 14, 2019 1:17:05 GMT
Well one day a group of boys were making fun of me, they then decided to beat me up, then they threw me into the girls locker room in my underwear, then the girls laughed and then dunked my head in a toilet, then they stuffed me head first into a trash can, then they took my underwear and ran it up the flagpole. And I had to get out of the trash can and run back to the boys locker room naked to get some clothes, then when I went outside I saw my underwear up the flagpole where everyone was laughing. I got so upset that I cried and peed my pants, and I was laughed at some more and then pushed into a mud puddle. What a day Rough school, bro? Yeah my school was so rough even the teachers used to bully me. |
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Post by Admin on Jun 14, 2019 1:25:00 GMT
When I was barely into the double digits, my family relocated and I went to a different school. I made friends with the "cool kids." One day, about 10 of us (all guys) were hanging outside during lunch or recess or whatever, and they were all saying "fuck you" to each other over and over (because kids). I blurted out, "Why don't you all just fuck each other?" The immediate silence was deafening and I remember all too vividly the looks on their faces as they stared at me like I was the anti-christ. I was no longer a "cool kid," and so began my new teenage life on the other side of the tracks with the hoodlums. lol
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Post by Schwarzwald Magnus on Jun 14, 2019 4:28:00 GMT
I said the Earth was shaped like a football in second grade and got laughed at.
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Post by theauxphou on Jun 14, 2019 5:28:08 GMT
When everyone smelled dog shit in the classroom and everybody had to check their shoes and I look under mine and there’s—yep, you guessed it—dog shit.
So I had to go outside and clean the sole with a stick! 💩
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Post by Harmless elf on Jun 14, 2019 5:46:00 GMT
When everyone smelled dog shit in the classroom and everybody had to check their shoes and I look under mine and there’s—yep, you guessed it—dog shit. So I had to go outside and clean the sole with a stick! 💩 That was your pants |
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Post by theauxphou on Jun 14, 2019 6:04:32 GMT
When everyone smelled dog shit in the classroom and everybody had to check their shoes and I look under mine and there’s—yep, you guessed it—dog shit. So I had to go outside and clean the sole with a stick! 💩 That was your pants Aha. As the years have passed I’ve knowledge of a more efficient way of eliminating shit from shoes — a powerful jet of water from a hose! Works like a dream!
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Post by Nora on Jun 15, 2019 9:44:06 GMT
playing basketball and finding out it’s time to start wearing a bra.
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Post by Harmless elf on Jun 15, 2019 11:41:55 GMT
playing basketball and finding out it’s time to start wearing a bra. So what you're saying is the basketball wasn't the only thing bouncing up and down? |
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Post by rogerthat on Jun 15, 2019 13:00:48 GMT
I tried to give myself a trim with electric buzz clippers and ended up having to shave my whole head as I messed it up so bad.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Jun 19, 2019 10:09:48 GMT
I told someone my crush in 5th grade and then he told the whole class.
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Post by Xcalatë on Jun 19, 2019 11:42:17 GMT
I was 7 or 8 and had my first crush so i wrote her a letter and she gave it to the teacher who read it in front of the class.
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Post by ant-mac on Jun 19, 2019 12:01:12 GMT
Whilst horsing around during the hunch hour, I accidentally broke the arm of another kid. I didn't realize it at the time - and I'm not sure the other kid did either - but I found out latter.
He was the younger brother of a girl I liked and I was worried that she'd hate e for it. She didn't. In fact, she was rather cheerful and happy about it.
The deputy headmaster wasn't when he called the other kid and me into his office the next day. However, once he learned that it was all an accident, he let us both go without any further fuss.
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Post by Harmless elf on Jun 19, 2019 12:09:42 GMT
Whilst horsing around during the hunch hour, I accidentally broke the arm of another kid. I didn't realize it at the time - and I'm not sure the other kid did either - but I found out latter. He was the younger brother of a girl I liked and I was worried that she'd hate e for it. She didn't. In fact, she was rather cheerful and happy about it. The deputy headmaster wasn't when he called the other kid and me into his office the next day. However, once he learned that it was all an accident, he let us both go without any further fuss. So where's the embarassing part? |
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Post by ant-mac on Jun 19, 2019 13:12:47 GMT
Whilst horsing around during the hunch hour, I accidentally broke the arm of another kid. I didn't realize it at the time - and I'm not sure the other kid did either - but I found out latter. He was the younger brother of a girl I liked and I was worried that she'd hate e for it. She didn't. In fact, she was rather cheerful and happy about it. The deputy headmaster wasn't when he called the other kid and me into his office the next day. However, once he learned that it was all an accident, he let us both go without any further fuss. So where's the embarassing part? I accidentally broke someone's arm. I felt bad and pretty embarrassed about it.
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Post by redhorizon on Jun 19, 2019 13:26:59 GMT
I drew a sketch of a naked girl on the last page of one of my notebooks and forgot about it. During class I gave the book to one of my classmates for him to copy notes. He found out the sketch and proceeded to pass it around to all the boys around me. Thankfully they didn't give it to the teacher who was sitting there oblivious to all this.
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Post by Harmless elf on Jun 19, 2019 15:03:53 GMT
I drew a sketch of a naked girl on the last page of one of my notebooks and forgot about it. During class I gave the book to one of my classmates for him to copy notes. He found out the sketch and proceeded to pass it around to all the boys around me. Thankfully they didn't give it to the teacher who was sitting there oblivious to all this. That's funny that reminds me when someone drew a woman in my notebook and gave her fishnet stockings and made it like kind of sexual but I used the fishnet stockings to my advantage and I turned her legs into a mermaid tail so it looked like a very well drawn mermaid and actually got compliments, so I took it and turned it into a positive. |
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Post by redhorizon on Jun 19, 2019 16:16:57 GMT
That's funny that reminds me when someone drew a woman in my notebook and gave her fishnet stockings and made it like kind of sexual but I used the fishnet stockings to my advantage and I turned her legs into a mermaid tail so it looked like a very well drawn mermaid and actually got compliments, so I took it and turned it into a positive. That was creative. Turning her into a mermaid makes it less sexualized. In my case, talking about it here somehow makes the memory less hurtful.
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