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Post by geode on Aug 20, 2019 4:41:10 GMT
Can Chris Angel levitate?
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Post by klandersen on Aug 20, 2019 15:25:51 GMT
He probably stole a couple bottles of fizzy lifting drink. Well they do say Red Bull gives you wings. If that is the case then that isn't levitation its supercarbinatedverticalliftextension.
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Post by mikef6 on Aug 20, 2019 16:13:23 GMT
I don't think the question of whether levitation is possible is what is being claimed for Osteen. The implication of the story is that god miracled him into the air. Since it came at the end of the sermon, the story is saying that god so approves of Osteen that he sent a sign to everyone else- not that Osteen himself created the levitation.
But the story must be fabricated because Joel Osteen is such a huge obvious fraud that whoever or whatever any god is, that god would punish him instead of lifting him up, either figuratively or literally.
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Post by lordquesterjones on Aug 20, 2019 16:40:20 GMT
Of course fucking not!
Don't talk shyte!
And who the fuck would even ask such a bloody stupid question!?!?
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Post by geode on Aug 20, 2019 16:58:10 GMT
I don't think the question of whether levitation is possible is what is being claimed for Osteen. The implication of the story is that god miracled him into the air. Since it came at the end of the sermon, the story is saying that god so approves of Osteen that he sent a sign to everyone else- not that Osteen himself created the levitation. But the story must be fabricated because Joel Osteen is such a huge obvious fraud that whoever or whatever any god is, that god would punish him instead of lifting him up, either figuratively or literally. Answer #1 covers exactly what you posit in your first paragraph. Answer #4 is what your second paragraph states.
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Post by geode on Aug 20, 2019 16:58:53 GMT
Of course fucking not!
Don't talk shyte!
And who the fuck would even ask such a bloody stupid question!?!?
I asked the question.
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Post by mikef6 on Aug 20, 2019 17:33:23 GMT
I don't think the question of whether levitation is possible is what is being claimed for Osteen. The implication of the story is that god miracled him into the air. Since it came at the end of the sermon, the story is saying that god so approves of Osteen that he sent a sign to everyone else- not that Osteen himself created the levitation. But the story must be fabricated because Joel Osteen is such a huge obvious fraud that whoever or whatever any god is, that god would punish him instead of lifting him up, either figuratively or literally. Answer #1 covers exactly what you posit in your first paragraph. Answer #4 is what your second paragraph states. But that is not what everyone has been talking about. The discussion has been almost exclusively about whether levitation is possible when it should have been about Osteen himself.
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Post by geode on Aug 20, 2019 17:45:14 GMT
Answer #1 covers exactly what you posit in your first paragraph. Answer #4 is what your second paragraph states. But that is not what everyone has been talking about. The discussion has been almost exclusively about whether levitation is possible when it should have been about Osteen himself. Erjen deflected in the direction you indicate. I attempted to set it back on course. It did not work.
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Post by rizdek on Aug 22, 2019 15:47:28 GMT
I responded that I don't know if he did or can levitate. But I believe this story is a fabrication. I see nothing else about it on the internet. I don't believe Osteen had anything to do with the story...and I don't say that with any kind of loyalty or defensive feelings toward Osteen. I just don't think he needs or wants the kind of publicity such a story would bring him. AFAIK, he's fabulously wealthy and famous and sure doesn't need gimmicks to live out his life in the lap of luxury...at least no more of a gimmick than convincing the sheep that he's "of God."
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Post by politicidal on Aug 24, 2019 18:55:23 GMT
Thanks to his master Mammon.
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Post by geode on Aug 26, 2019 8:33:16 GMT
"It’s no great secret how he acquired the ability to levitate and propel himself through the air at will. “Ever since I was a boy, I’ve wanted to fly,” he announced Sunday from his pulpit in front of 15,000 churchgoers and another 7 million watching on TV. “Well I just decided one day I wasn’t going to let the enemy hold me back anymore, and I started boldly declaring before God each and every day that I was going to fly. I spoke the words, ‘I’m taking the limits off of you, God. I will achieve flight. I declare it so!’ And guess what happened, church…” link
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