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Post by Stammerhead on Aug 20, 2019 9:34:28 GMT
Don't be perfect all the time as that annoys people.
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Post by Fox in the Snow on Aug 20, 2019 10:38:43 GMT
Don't post "Don't eat the yellow snow" in this or similar threads. It's no longer funny or clever.
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Post by mslo79 on Aug 20, 2019 16:15:26 GMT
"Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the way that leads to destruction, and many enter through it [i.e. Hell]. But small is the gate and narrow the way that leads to life, and only a few find it.[i.e. Heaven]" - Matthew 7:13-14 basically those who follow the ways of the world tend to be on the road to hell where as those who try to follow Jesus Christ, hopefully will be on the narrow road that leads to Heaven. choose wisely
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Post by Catman on Aug 20, 2019 17:31:18 GMT
If you have a drain you do not regularly use, pour water down every few weeks to avoid letting the trap dry out.
Proofread before you post.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Aug 20, 2019 17:42:41 GMT
How you do one thing is how you do everything. That's not completely accurate. People do some things real shitty and other REALLY well.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Aug 20, 2019 17:43:47 GMT
Instead of seeing yourself as the original sin, why not see yourself as the original blessing. Ok, now that one I like!
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Post by dirtypillows on Aug 20, 2019 18:54:34 GMT
Don't be perfect all the time as that annoys people. Goddamn, so many stinking rules! p.s. does this apply to Meryl Streep as well?
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Post by koskiewicz on Aug 20, 2019 19:25:59 GMT
Plant your corn early in the spring.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Post by loofapotato on Aug 20, 2019 20:10:32 GMT
Cover your damn mouths when you sneeze or cough you peasant swines!
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Post by Sandman on Aug 20, 2019 23:07:16 GMT
No matter if you're white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, black, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Aug 20, 2019 23:12:30 GMT
If you can't …
don't get mad at people who can.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Aug 20, 2019 23:19:38 GMT
I someone (especially a stranger) just casually asks "How are you ?" or "How's things going?"
They don't really want to know all the details of your life !
Especially the things you are dying to complain about !
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Post by Nora on Aug 21, 2019 12:51:03 GMT
Leave your free advice here. So what if nobody asked for it? It's a free country damnit and if we want to offer free, unsolicited advice, we will. I'll start. 1. Speak with a purpose. Enunciate. Don't mumble. Talk like you're not a brainless moron. 2. You're not a brainless moron. You know how to read. You understand words. You don't need someone to hold your hand and help you with simple shit. Helpless idiots need help with simple shit. That's not you. Read the instructions and follow them. It's that simple. 3. Drive safe. If you're in a hurry, you didn't leave early enough. What kind of weirdo can't leave on time? Don't be the person that people with normal brains hate. 4. Try not to complain about work at work. It's unprofessional and a bad look. It's hard, but trust me, it will make your life a lot easier in the long run. this is surprisingly good free advice
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Post by Nora on Aug 21, 2019 12:52:27 GMT
Cover your damn mouths when you sneeze or cough you peasant swines! while I agree in theory sometime a sneeze or cough is so unexpected and aggressive that you don’t make it soon enough with the hands to cover your mouth. But it should be obvious you made the effort.
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Post by koskiewicz on Aug 21, 2019 14:49:30 GMT
Buy low, sell high.
A stich in time saves nine.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Aug 21, 2019 14:57:50 GMT
A stich in time saves nine. No one knows what that means any more … "If it gets ripped... throw it out and buy a new one ! " is the way to go now.
and at the same time … pay $150 for a pair of fashionably ripped jeans ! But I digress
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Post by Harmless elf on Aug 21, 2019 15:15:36 GMT
Don't piss me off
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Aug 21, 2019 16:26:16 GMT
If you have a drain you do not regularly use, pour water down every few weeks to avoid letting the trap dry out. Proofread before you post.
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Post by dirtypillows on Aug 22, 2019 2:01:55 GMT
Plant your corn early in the spring. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. "Lottery in June, Corn be heavy soon..."
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Post by dirtypillows on Aug 22, 2019 2:06:11 GMT
Leave your free advice here. So what if nobody asked for it? It's a free country damnit and if we want to offer free, unsolicited advice, we will. I'll start. 1. Speak with a purpose. Enunciate. Don't mumble. Talk like you're not a brainless moron. 2. You're not a brainless moron. You know how to read. You understand words. You don't need someone to hold your hand and help you with simple shit. Helpless idiots need help with simple shit. That's not you. Read the instructions and follow them. It's that simple. 3. Drive safe. If you're in a hurry, you didn't leave early enough. What kind of weirdo can't leave on time? Don't be the person that people with normal brains hate. 4. Try not to complain about work at work. It's unprofessional and a bad look. It's hard, but trust me, it will make your life a lot easier in the long run. Next time you are on public transit, start a round of "The Name Game"! People will love you for it and ask you to perform at their holiday office party!
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