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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2019 18:35:19 GMT
My next door neighbours are Spiritualists... Dead people talk to them at their services.
We had a good chat about faith this afternoon.
I agreed to attend one of their services, and they will come to a Catholic Mass with me.
Anyone here been to Spiritualist Church services?
I get the impression it's gonna be like a seance with prayers 🤷♀️
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Post by goz on Oct 12, 2019 20:54:03 GMT
As I don't want to be a spoilsport, I am reluctant to mention this...however it bears some thought...and it is a bit naff to mention that dead people don't and can't talk because....
well...
they are dead.
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Post by maya55555 on Oct 12, 2019 22:52:13 GMT
How do you explain recorded EVPs?
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Post by Vegas on Oct 13, 2019 1:58:15 GMT
I get the impression it's gonna be like a seance with prayers 🤷♀️ I get the impression that they're gonna be wasting your time... as much as you're gonna be wastin' theirs. 
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Post by Isapop on Oct 13, 2019 2:11:18 GMT
My next door neighbours are Spiritualists... Dead people talk to them at their services. We had a good chat about faith this afternoon. I agreed to attend one of their services, and they will come to a Catholic Mass with me. Anyone here been to Spiritualist Church services? I get the impression it's gonna be like a seance with prayers 🤷♀️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHvs94o8cZI Looks like just the thing.
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Post by fatpaul on Oct 13, 2019 4:39:39 GMT
You wanna watch out for them mediums, they can be shady characters. I remember one in our manor called Cyril the Seer on account that he talked to death folks who told him the future. He was only a small bloke, no more than four and a half foot tall. Anyways a friend of mine went to see him and told him how she liked two blokes but was undecided as to who she should court. 'Cyril?' she asked, 'who will be the lucky one?' Cyril consulted his dead spiritual guides and replied, 'Bill will marry you but Jeff will be the lucky one.' She wasn't too pleased with this answer.
It turned out that Cyril robbed the month's Spiritualist Church's takings and was eventually nicked by the Police where he was living it up in Blackpool. However due to his diminutive size, Cyril managed to escape custody. I remember the newspaper headlines as if it was yesterday: SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!
Btw if you happen to see a chicken hold a seance, don't worry. He's just trying to get to the other side.
Apparently Justin Bieber once said, 'I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me.'
By a curious coincidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, 'I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself.'
I once when to see a medium, I don't know what possessed me to go, but it was the first and last time. The medium started to go into a trance and then started laughing uncontrollably so I got a bit annoyed at this and slapped her across the face. She awoke from her trance startled and ask me why I slapped her. I told her that I like to strike a happy medium!
Play me out Creepy dude:
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Post by Eva Yojimbo on Oct 13, 2019 6:32:35 GMT
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Post by goz on Oct 13, 2019 7:53:55 GMT
Pareidolia 
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Post by Eva Yojimbo on Oct 13, 2019 9:26:43 GMT
Pareidolia Dog is, after all, God spelled backwards.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2019 18:37:48 GMT
I see dead people too, like HJO
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2019 18:40:04 GMT
I also see white people - LOL
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Post by maya55555 on Oct 13, 2019 18:50:27 GMT
Pareidolia GOZ Looks like a scene from "Lawrence of Arabia" IMO. A famous photographer was hired to do promo stills for the film. David Lean was not happy with this photographer, as many of his shots were "art pieces". Lean changed his mind when he saw the shot of Mr.O'Toole buffeted by the wind during a sand storm, in full Arab dress. I looks very much like this picture presented as Jesus the Christ.
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Post by goz on Oct 13, 2019 20:43:06 GMT
Pareidolia Dog is, after all, God spelled backwards. ...and butt has two 'tt's! 
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Post by koskiewicz on Oct 14, 2019 15:58:20 GMT
I often converse with people who died in my dream state...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2019 11:45:57 GMT
When is Jesus going to return? He is physically present at every Mass if your Catholic. You'll know when he's turned up, we all kneel at that point 👍 |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2019 11:53:36 GMT
He is physically present at every Mass if your Catholic. You'll know when he's turned up, we all kneel at that point 👍 
In what physical form does he take?
Transubstantiation of bread and wine, to his actual body and blood. And it's an objective presence, not dependent on faith. We also believe he is present in the priest, the worshippers, and the Gospel reading. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2019 16:12:00 GMT
He is physically present at every Mass if your Catholic. You'll know when he's turned up, we all kneel at that point 👍 Attention! Everybody down. Jesus is here. It kind of is like that... but it's everybody down at the end of the Sanctus. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2019 16:18:46 GMT
It kind of is like that... but it's everybody down at the end of the Sanctus. I’m a recovering Catholic. Haven’t been since Hector was a pup though. Do you not miss the rituals? |
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Post by fatpaul on Oct 17, 2019 16:30:49 GMT
He is physically present at every Mass if your Catholic. 
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Post by mslo79 on Oct 23, 2019 9:39:45 GMT
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