Post by stargazer1682 on Nov 29, 2019 0:30:52 GMT
Holy shit, this CGI is bad. What the fuck.
That does, stop fucking using CGI unless you could make it look good. Jesus tap dancing Christ. Earlier today I answer a question on Quora about whether CGI in movies getting worse; and the answer is, it really is, because everyone has to use it for every fucking thing these days, even for the simplest fucking effect that could be done practically, but they still use CGI instead. Some of it is because it's actually still cheaper than a practical effect, but it's gotten to the point that effects houses are going bankrupt, because so many things want CGI now, that they don't have time to do all it right, so they have to do it fast and cheap; such that even blockbuster movies get the substandard CGI effects, in order for the movies to be ready in time, then the effects companies are expected to go back and improve the CGI in time for at home media release, often for little if any additional cost. This drives all of the smaller effects houses out of business and makes the workload for the remaining effects companies even worse, perpetuating the problem.
And I get using CGI on fucking Elongated Man, but did they have to fucking CGI Dr. Coffee Guy? When they first went over the edge, he looked about ten shades paler than the dude should be; for a second it looked more like Grant Gustin than fucking Sendhil Ramamurthy....
Was that shitty, shitty CGI even necessary for the 10 seconds of super fake flailing, just to cut to the real actors laying on the ground? It's more jarring than anything; it was like they briefly accidentally cued up a clip from a cartoon before switching to the program that was supposed to be airing. And splitting the logo in between literally and figuratively destroyed any concept of momentum of these two supposedly falling from a large height.
I get Dr. CG being a dick to other people's personal property, and it's par for the course in a superhero battle, but for like a split second they actually had me thinking that Ralph might do the honorable thing and not completely total some random person's car by flinging it down the block....
How did Frost even know Ralph was there much less the need to look for him?
Has Caitlin honestly been suppressed for last the 6+ episodes?
Convenient that Barry's magic blood is also the type that won't kill three-quarters of the population. In which case, should he donate blood as often as possible and spread his healing factor? Or what Flash blood become some sort of commodity, that people would clamor for to such a degree that it'd be best to keep it a secret?
With his heightened metabolism, how often could Barry donate?
I'm not suggesting that Team Flash strap Barry down and basically turning him into their own figurative and literal blood bank, but I'm also not not saying they should do that. Add a few electrodes to harness his speed force lightning and feed it onto the grid, and Barry is basically.... I don't know, Buddah, Jesus and Santa rolled into one or something.
You know what response you don't give when someone asks about your husbands secret alter-ego? "How did you know?"
That's pretty much a dead give away, especially if the other person only has a sneaking suspicion or nothing verified.
Sure, having them do the whole "you're husband's the Flash," "No he's not," "Yes, he is," "Okay, you got me," dance would be tedious, but surely there's a better way of doing this whole stupid story than having someone who should know better speak out of telling someone he didn't know somebody else's vital secret and other people just rolling with it.
The stuff going on inside Barry's head is fair; the Thanksgiving feast with the goo is sufficiently creepy, they work the angst well enough with Barry not getting to hold Nora. I just can't help but think they could have worked this all better with a single focus A story and not divide it with the newspaper crap or even tease it with Ralph's attack kicking it off.
These psychological stuff makes me think of the Star Trek TNG episode Frame of Mind, where Riker is inside his own head and finds himself bouncing back and forth between two distinct "realities" and state of minds and he becomes uncertainty which is real (as it turns out neither are)
And I feel like that's the sort of structure this episode could have made really good use of. They didn't need Ralph being attacked to set the stage, they didn't even need to tell us right away that Barry wasn't in his right state of mind at first, but let it build gradually; then go back and reveal how he got there at some point much later.
Just playing on the whole concept of "the temptation of Barry Allen" theme and him wanting to hold baby Nora, that could have been part of the built in concept of the episode, where we see Barry leading an otherwise ordinary life with Iris and Nora in some idyllic world where either he never was the Flash or he'd given it up after the Crisis; and then slowly the facade begins to fade and he begins to realize he's not where he thinks he is.
He's dead. everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Barry.
I mean.... Barry has literally seen the "people" Dr. CG has infected and he knows that what he's saying is complete bullshit; so why would he suddenly be tempted with this obvious lie that accept his goo will let him save others without consequence?
So which is it, Ramsey's telling lies or holds the key to Barry's salvation? Nothing they've shown suggested anything good for Barry if he just gives in. Yeah, I get that he's playing on Barry's fear or dying and leaving the people closest to him and giving everything up to save the world, yet Ramsey's offer doesn't seem like it should be the least bit appealing with regards to those fears. He's completely full of shit and Barry would have to be a fucking idiot not to remember what blending with not-Venom had done to other people. Who the fuck would want to live that way?
A scene that should be really great - Barry angry about the speed force "choosing him" and facing his mortality - is undermined by the sheer stupidity of the alternative he's entertaining; never mind the fact that, once again, Barry is obviously not going to actually die and stay dead following the crisis, so this whole fucking bullshit is pointless anyway. All it does is diminish the original story where Barry Allen had to make a split second decision to either save lives or think about himself and he chose to be a hero.
Oh, for fuck sake, what the hell is this shit now and Frost having a panic attack with Barry's critical medical health?
Oh no, Barry killed his not-mom....whatever will happen now.....
Oh, I guess he just needed a V8.....
or 10, or whatever....
Gee, I wonder if he really beat it, since this is fucking PART ONE!
Can I just say, Barry's mom is pretty hot. The one thing this episode has going for it is actually giving Michelle Harrison something to do on this series, other than die or be put on some sort of Virgin Mary-esque pedestal.
This scene with Iris writing the Crisis article is weird. I mean, for one, again, he's definitely still going to be alive when all is said and done after Crisis is over, but that aside, is there such urgency to begin writing this article before the events even happen, that she needs to start working on it right now? Is she afraid it won't be ready in time? And for that matter, there's an important paradox factor here, which is that they're trying to play this scene as if it has all this deep and profound heart as she comes up with the words for the article - but she's already seen the fucking article and what at least the first couple of paragraphs say. It's the bootstrap paradox, so aptly explained by the 12th Doctor.
And you might say, perhaps the article changes, the way the date and author has been previously been shown to change, but therein lies another paradox - is it only changing because she's intentionally trying to write something else and is it that why it changes?
Seriously, what the fuck? The last episode had Nash and Allegra go through this stupid song and dance where Allegra needed to us her powers to see where certain mineral was, so Nash would know where to dig; and now he just brings this big honking device that unleashing a pulse 6' in diameter and clears everything away like it's no big deal.
Fuck you, writers.
Wait, wait, I know this; the engraved characters say, "For a good time, call Brainiac 5"
Halle-fucking-lujah. Can I just say, after melting my brain watching Days of Our Lives again recently, because I'm genuinely that bored, it's actually refreshing that someone uses their God damn brain and recognizes when someone is acting out of the ordinary or under the influence of some mind altering whatever...
Man, I wonder if Barry and the rest if his team will manage to overcome this latest hurdle before Crisis in two weeks....
That does, stop fucking using CGI unless you could make it look good. Jesus tap dancing Christ. Earlier today I answer a question on Quora about whether CGI in movies getting worse; and the answer is, it really is, because everyone has to use it for every fucking thing these days, even for the simplest fucking effect that could be done practically, but they still use CGI instead. Some of it is because it's actually still cheaper than a practical effect, but it's gotten to the point that effects houses are going bankrupt, because so many things want CGI now, that they don't have time to do all it right, so they have to do it fast and cheap; such that even blockbuster movies get the substandard CGI effects, in order for the movies to be ready in time, then the effects companies are expected to go back and improve the CGI in time for at home media release, often for little if any additional cost. This drives all of the smaller effects houses out of business and makes the workload for the remaining effects companies even worse, perpetuating the problem.
And I get using CGI on fucking Elongated Man, but did they have to fucking CGI Dr. Coffee Guy? When they first went over the edge, he looked about ten shades paler than the dude should be; for a second it looked more like Grant Gustin than fucking Sendhil Ramamurthy....
Was that shitty, shitty CGI even necessary for the 10 seconds of super fake flailing, just to cut to the real actors laying on the ground? It's more jarring than anything; it was like they briefly accidentally cued up a clip from a cartoon before switching to the program that was supposed to be airing. And splitting the logo in between literally and figuratively destroyed any concept of momentum of these two supposedly falling from a large height.
I get Dr. CG being a dick to other people's personal property, and it's par for the course in a superhero battle, but for like a split second they actually had me thinking that Ralph might do the honorable thing and not completely total some random person's car by flinging it down the block....
How did Frost even know Ralph was there much less the need to look for him?
Has Caitlin honestly been suppressed for last the 6+ episodes?
Convenient that Barry's magic blood is also the type that won't kill three-quarters of the population. In which case, should he donate blood as often as possible and spread his healing factor? Or what Flash blood become some sort of commodity, that people would clamor for to such a degree that it'd be best to keep it a secret?
With his heightened metabolism, how often could Barry donate?
I'm not suggesting that Team Flash strap Barry down and basically turning him into their own figurative and literal blood bank, but I'm also not not saying they should do that. Add a few electrodes to harness his speed force lightning and feed it onto the grid, and Barry is basically.... I don't know, Buddah, Jesus and Santa rolled into one or something.
You know what response you don't give when someone asks about your husbands secret alter-ego? "How did you know?"
That's pretty much a dead give away, especially if the other person only has a sneaking suspicion or nothing verified.
Sure, having them do the whole "you're husband's the Flash," "No he's not," "Yes, he is," "Okay, you got me," dance would be tedious, but surely there's a better way of doing this whole stupid story than having someone who should know better speak out of telling someone he didn't know somebody else's vital secret and other people just rolling with it.
The stuff going on inside Barry's head is fair; the Thanksgiving feast with the goo is sufficiently creepy, they work the angst well enough with Barry not getting to hold Nora. I just can't help but think they could have worked this all better with a single focus A story and not divide it with the newspaper crap or even tease it with Ralph's attack kicking it off.
These psychological stuff makes me think of the Star Trek TNG episode Frame of Mind, where Riker is inside his own head and finds himself bouncing back and forth between two distinct "realities" and state of minds and he becomes uncertainty which is real (as it turns out neither are)
And I feel like that's the sort of structure this episode could have made really good use of. They didn't need Ralph being attacked to set the stage, they didn't even need to tell us right away that Barry wasn't in his right state of mind at first, but let it build gradually; then go back and reveal how he got there at some point much later.
Just playing on the whole concept of "the temptation of Barry Allen" theme and him wanting to hold baby Nora, that could have been part of the built in concept of the episode, where we see Barry leading an otherwise ordinary life with Iris and Nora in some idyllic world where either he never was the Flash or he'd given it up after the Crisis; and then slowly the facade begins to fade and he begins to realize he's not where he thinks he is.
He's dead. everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Barry.
I mean.... Barry has literally seen the "people" Dr. CG has infected and he knows that what he's saying is complete bullshit; so why would he suddenly be tempted with this obvious lie that accept his goo will let him save others without consequence?
So which is it, Ramsey's telling lies or holds the key to Barry's salvation? Nothing they've shown suggested anything good for Barry if he just gives in. Yeah, I get that he's playing on Barry's fear or dying and leaving the people closest to him and giving everything up to save the world, yet Ramsey's offer doesn't seem like it should be the least bit appealing with regards to those fears. He's completely full of shit and Barry would have to be a fucking idiot not to remember what blending with not-Venom had done to other people. Who the fuck would want to live that way?
A scene that should be really great - Barry angry about the speed force "choosing him" and facing his mortality - is undermined by the sheer stupidity of the alternative he's entertaining; never mind the fact that, once again, Barry is obviously not going to actually die and stay dead following the crisis, so this whole fucking bullshit is pointless anyway. All it does is diminish the original story where Barry Allen had to make a split second decision to either save lives or think about himself and he chose to be a hero.
Oh, for fuck sake, what the hell is this shit now and Frost having a panic attack with Barry's critical medical health?
Oh no, Barry killed his not-mom....whatever will happen now.....
Oh, I guess he just needed a V8.....
or 10, or whatever....Gee, I wonder if he really beat it, since this is fucking PART ONE!
Can I just say, Barry's mom is pretty hot. The one thing this episode has going for it is actually giving Michelle Harrison something to do on this series, other than die or be put on some sort of Virgin Mary-esque pedestal.
This scene with Iris writing the Crisis article is weird. I mean, for one, again, he's definitely still going to be alive when all is said and done after Crisis is over, but that aside, is there such urgency to begin writing this article before the events even happen, that she needs to start working on it right now? Is she afraid it won't be ready in time? And for that matter, there's an important paradox factor here, which is that they're trying to play this scene as if it has all this deep and profound heart as she comes up with the words for the article - but she's already seen the fucking article and what at least the first couple of paragraphs say. It's the bootstrap paradox, so aptly explained by the 12th Doctor.
And you might say, perhaps the article changes, the way the date and author has been previously been shown to change, but therein lies another paradox - is it only changing because she's intentionally trying to write something else and is it that why it changes?
Seriously, what the fuck? The last episode had Nash and Allegra go through this stupid song and dance where Allegra needed to us her powers to see where certain mineral was, so Nash would know where to dig; and now he just brings this big honking device that unleashing a pulse 6' in diameter and clears everything away like it's no big deal.
Fuck you, writers.
Wait, wait, I know this; the engraved characters say, "For a good time, call Brainiac 5"
Halle-fucking-lujah. Can I just say, after melting my brain watching Days of Our Lives again recently, because I'm genuinely that bored, it's actually refreshing that someone uses their God damn brain and recognizes when someone is acting out of the ordinary or under the influence of some mind altering whatever...
Man, I wonder if Barry and the rest if his team will manage to overcome this latest hurdle before Crisis in two weeks....