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Post by alpha128 on Jan 11, 2020 17:25:56 GMT
Yo, man, it's still in mint condition.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Jan 11, 2020 17:33:36 GMT
There. You finally look like a human being again. You shouldn't wait so long between hair cuts, you cheap son of a bitch.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 12, 2020 3:58:13 GMT
Where's Dr. Feldman, my regular doctor? Dr. Feldman retired three years ago, I'm his replacement, Dr. Chu.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 12, 2020 4:17:47 GMT
That'll be ten bucks, Walt. Ten bucks? Jesus Christ, Marty. What are you, half Jew or somethin'? You keep raising the damn prices all the time.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 12, 2020 4:45:54 GMT
The thing that haunts a man the most is what he isn't ordered to do.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 12, 2020 4:46:37 GMT
"Your birthday today." Daisy. "This year, you have to make a choice between two life paths. Second chances comes your way. Extraordinary events culminate in what might seem to be an anticlimax. Your lucky numbers are 84, 23, 11, 78, and 99." What a load of shit.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 12, 2020 19:42:41 GMT
Sue Lor: She said welcome to her home. Walt Kowalski: Oh, no, she's not. Sue Lor: Yeah, no, she didn't. 
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 13, 2020 5:00:48 GMT
That old hag hates my ass.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 13, 2020 12:25:56 GMT
Spider? Is that what he just called you, Fong?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 15, 2020 2:04:38 GMT
My name? It's "Take your crude come-on to every woman who walks past and cram it." That's my name.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 19, 2020 17:10:38 GMT
It seems this thread has run out of road. I thank all the participants and conclude with: "And I'd like to leave my 1972 Gran Torino to... my friend... Thao Vang Lor. On the condition that you don't chop-top the roof like one of those beaners, don't paint any idiotic flames on it like some white trash hillbilly, and don't put a big, gay spoiler on the rear end like you see on all the other zipperheads' cars. It just looks like hell. If you can refrain from doing any of that... it's yours."  |
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