You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting. You're a miracle! Your stories have NONE of that. They're not even amusing ACCIDENTALLY! "Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecodotes for you. Oh and here's a gun so you can blow your brains out. You'll thank me for it."
Great film. For me, the scene where Anderson convicts, sentences and executes the guy who tries to kill her is the best one in the movie. They actually had the balls to show the system for what it is and pose the question "is this really how you'd want your system of justice to operate?"
Religion is like pro wrestling. We all know it's fake, but it still has a shedload of fans and a ton of money.