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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Jan 29, 2020 18:54:37 GMT
She’s a bit of a home wrecker. I think she started preheating Bobby Flay’s oven while he was still married. Fun fact - my sister and Bobby's ex-wife, Stephanie March, are very close friends since college. When my sister was getting divorced a few years ago and was doing trial separation with her then-husband, she stayed at their place in the city when it wasn't her night with the kids. The more you know! Stephanie March from SVU? I loved her on that show. I think Flay traded down. |
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Post by klawrencio79 on Jan 29, 2020 19:02:49 GMT
Fun fact - my sister and Bobby's ex-wife, Stephanie March, are very close friends since college. When my sister was getting divorced a few years ago and was doing trial separation with her then-husband, she stayed at their place in the city when it wasn't her night with the kids. The more you know! Stephanie March from SVU? I loved her on that show. I think Flay traded down. Yup, that's her.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Jan 29, 2020 19:11:48 GMT
I think she's smokin' hot. The good news is it shouldn't be too hard to keep her in the kitchen.
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Jan 29, 2020 19:16:39 GMT
Not to nitpick because who the hell am I, but I have trouble getting past that mouth. She could eat her own head. She’s like how they do little kids on South Park. I have no trouble believing that upon making her climax, she’ll either swallow you whole like an anaconda or will chomp you in half like Jaws.
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Post by tristramshandy on Jan 29, 2020 19:25:36 GMT
I like a little more bread with my crumpet.  |
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Post by klawrencio79 on Jan 29, 2020 19:27:25 GMT
Not to nitpick because who the hell am I, but I have trouble getting past that mouth. She could eat her own head. She’s like how they do little kids on South Park. I have no trouble believing that upon making her climax, she’ll either swallow you whole like an anaconda or will chomp you in half like Jaws. Random little sidebar - my wife used to watch this old Food Network show called "Next Food Network Star," basically a reality show like Top Chef where the winner gets to host their own show on Food Network. Simple enough. This was back when we lived in an apartment, with but one television so we had to do some sharing. I watched the Mets, or otherwise good things, and she watched that stuff. Anyway. Giada and Bobby Flay were the hosts. One of the judges was this guy, Bob Tushman (because you can't forget that name), he was some network executive and every episode when they introduced him, they'd say "this is the man who discovered Giada de Laurentis." That always struck me as odd. He didn't discover her, like one discovers uranium. She's an attractive enough, well-spoken person who can cook. Plus, she comes from Hollywood royalty (Dino de Laurentis was her grandfather), so it's not like she didn't have a leg up on most other candidates for her role. That designation for him just seems stupid, like picking out a rich, hot woman as a favor to some studio bigwig somehow makes him more qualified than someone else.
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Jan 29, 2020 19:33:51 GMT
I like a little more bread with my crumpet. I loooooove Nigella. She can make a cat barf sandwich with a side of anthrax and I’d still get an erection watching her cook. |
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Jan 29, 2020 19:37:07 GMT
Not to nitpick because who the hell am I, but I have trouble getting past that mouth. She could eat her own head. She’s like how they do little kids on South Park. I have no trouble believing that upon making her climax, she’ll either swallow you whole like an anaconda or will chomp you in half like Jaws. Random little sidebar - my wife used to watch this old Food Network show called "Next Food Network Star," basically a reality show like Top Chef where the winner gets to host their own show on Food Network Show. Simple enough. This was back when we lived in an apartment, with but one television so we had to do some sharing. I watched the Mets, or otherwise good things, and she watched that stuff. Anyway. Giana and Bobby Flay were the hosts. One of the judges was this guy, Bob Tushman (because you can't forget that name), he was some network executive and every episode when they introduced him, they'd say "this is the man who discovered Giada de Laurentis." That always struck me as odd. He didn't discover her, like one discovers uranium. She's an attractive enough, well-spoken person who can cook. Plus, she comes from Hollywood royalty (Dino de Laurentis was her grandfather), so it's not look she didn't have a leg up on most other candidates for her role. That designation for him just seems stupid, like picking out a rich, hot woman as a favor to some studio bigwig somehow makes him more qualified than someone else. Methinks that Bob Tushman discovered her g-spot. I think she was also involved with another upstanding guy - Matt Lauer. I mean who am I to judge but she’s been in a lot of kitchens I think. |
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Post by masterofallgoons on Jan 29, 2020 19:58:02 GMT
Random little sidebar - my wife used to watch this old Food Network show called "Next Food Network Star," basically a reality show like Top Chef where the winner gets to host their own show on Food Network Show. Simple enough. This was back when we lived in an apartment, with but one television so we had to do some sharing. I watched the Mets, or otherwise good things, and she watched that stuff. Anyway. Giana and Bobby Flay were the hosts. One of the judges was this guy, Bob Tushman (because you can't forget that name), he was some network executive and every episode when they introduced him, they'd say "this is the man who discovered Giada de Laurentis." That always struck me as odd. He didn't discover her, like one discovers uranium. She's an attractive enough, well-spoken person who can cook. Plus, she comes from Hollywood royalty (Dino de Laurentis was her grandfather), so it's not look she didn't have a leg up on most other candidates for her role. That designation for him just seems stupid, like picking out a rich, hot woman as a favor to some studio bigwig somehow makes him more qualified than someone else. Methinks that Bob Tushman discovered her g-spot. I think she was also involved with another upstanding guy - Matt Lauer. I mean who am I to judge but she’s been in a lot of kitchens I think. I don't know who Bob Tushman is, but with a name like that I would think she wouldn't appeal to him. ...based on the picture above. |
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Jan 29, 2020 20:00:28 GMT
Methinks that Bob Tushman discovered her g-spot. I think she was also involved with another upstanding guy - Matt Lauer. I mean who am I to judge but she’s been in a lot of kitchens I think. I don't know who Tob Tushman is, but with a name like that I would think she wouldn't appeal to him. ...based on the picture above. I think Tob Tushman replaced Ron Burgundy. Or was it the other way around?
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Post by masterofallgoons on Jan 29, 2020 20:17:37 GMT
I don't know who Tob Tushman is, but with a name like that I would think she wouldn't appeal to him. ...based on the picture above. I think Tob Tushman replaced Ron Burgundy. Or was it the other way around? You got me be for the edit, you son of a bitch. |
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Post by tristramshandy on Jan 29, 2020 23:53:02 GMT
I like a little more bread with my crumpet. I loooooove Nigella. She can make a cat barf sandwich with a side of anthrax and I’d still get an erection watching her cook. The first time I saw her use her hand to separate egg whites from the yolk, I had to leave the room for a good three, four minutes.
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Post by twothousandonemark on Jan 30, 2020 4:29:34 GMT
Not to nitpick because who the hell am I, but I have trouble getting past that mouth. She could eat her own head. She’s like how they do little kids on South Park. I have no trouble believing that upon making her climax, she’ll either swallow you whole like an anaconda or will chomp you in half like Jaws.  For me, it's her hook/bird nose. Srsly, side profile isn't kind. What can I say? She's on air in no small part cuz her looks.
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Post by dianachristensen on Jan 30, 2020 14:25:03 GMT
Methinks that Bob Tushman discovered her g-spot. I think she was also involved with another upstanding guy - Matt Lauer. I mean who am I to judge but she’s been in a lot of kitchens I think. I don't know who Bob Tushman is, but with a name like that I would think she wouldn't appeal to him. ...based on the picture above. As she'd walk away, people'd be like "She ain't got no tush, man," and Bob'd be all "What do you people want, and why do you keep calling my name??". And that was how Bob Tushman discovered Giada De Granddaughter of one of the most powerful producers, ever, the end. Lol, this thread... Y'all are like the most polite dogs ever, and who knew all of you watch the Food Channel? Adorbs
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Jan 30, 2020 14:41:35 GMT
I don't know who Bob Tushman is, but with a name like that I would think she wouldn't appeal to him. ...based on the picture above. As she'd walk away, people'd be like "She ain't got no tush, man," and Bob'd be all "What do you people want, and why do you keep calling my name??". And that was how Bob Tushman discovered Giada De Granddaughter of one of the most powerful producers, ever, the end. Lol, this thread... Y'all are like the most polite dogs ever, and who knew all of you watch the Food Channel? Adorbs Would it make you feel better if I said yeah, I’d certainly fuck Giada, but I probably wouldn’t be happy about it. Assuming I survived the encounter I’d feel mighty inadequate in that Grand Canyon mouth of hers. Nigella, on the other hand, she can turn me inside out until I resemble the Coyote after one of his Acme rockets tries to shoot him through a painted-on rock entrance. I’d baste her turkey good. Is that more of what you expected? |
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Post by dianachristensen on Jan 30, 2020 14:52:20 GMT
FrankSobotka1514Ewww, no. Stopped reading before finishing the first sentence. I was being sincere. That's just a gross reply. ETA: For better or worse, I was always sincere on here. If you didn't like or were confused by my word choice that's not an excuse to instantly jump to being violating and terrible.
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Post by dianachristensen on Jan 30, 2020 17:08:15 GMT
As she'd walk away, people'd be like "She ain't got no tush, man," and Bob'd be all "What do you people want, and why do you keep calling my name??". And that was how Bob Tushman discovered Giada De Granddaughter of one of the most powerful producers, ever, the end. Lol, this thread... Y'all are like the most polite dogs ever, and who knew all of you watch the Food Channel? Adorbs Would it make you feel better if I said yeah, I’d certainly fuck Giada, but I probably wouldn’t be happy about it. Assuming I survived the encounter I’d feel mighty inadequate in that Grand Canyon mouth of hers. Nigella, on the other hand, she can turn me inside out until I resemble the Coyote after one of his Acme rockets tries to shoot him through a painted-on rock entrance. I’d baste her turkey good. Is that more of what you expected? I apologize; I didn't reply to this post of yours to me adequately earlier as I was too busy being shocked and disgusted. You're foul and although your crush is, in reality, balding, a coke addict, 60, and a work of botched plastic surgery she surely still would never knowingly and willingly go within miles of you.   www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/apr/03/nigella-lawson-stopped-boarding-flight-us-cocaine-confessionYou're welcome.
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Jan 30, 2020 17:15:22 GMT
Would it make you feel better if I said yeah, I’d certainly fuck Giada, but I probably wouldn’t be happy about it. Assuming I survived the encounter I’d feel mighty inadequate in that Grand Canyon mouth of hers. Nigella, on the other hand, she can turn me inside out until I resemble the Coyote after one of his Acme rockets tries to shoot him through a painted-on rock entrance. I’d baste her turkey good. Is that more of what you expected? I apologize; I didn't reply to this post of yours to me adequately earlier as I was too busy being shocked and disgusted. You're foul and although your crush is, in reality, balding, a coke addict, 60, and a work of botched plastic surgery she surely still would never knowingly and willingly go within miles of you. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/apr/03/nigella-lawson-stopped-boarding-flight-us-cocaine-confessionYou're welcome. Lighten up, Francis. |
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Post by dianachristensen on Jan 30, 2020 17:29:34 GMT
And for all your descriptions of yourself, I'm quite sure you would cry a river of gratitude to wake up tomorrow looking anything like your namesake here, wannabe-Francis. 
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Post by klawrencio79 on Jan 30, 2020 20:06:10 GMT
What on earth is going on here?
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