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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2017 4:58:18 GMT
Poison?
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Post by Winter_King on Apr 24, 2017 9:55:49 GMT
Auto erotic asphyxiation.
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Apr 24, 2017 10:02:09 GMT
You mean he didn't fly straight into heaven without suffering the effects of physical death?
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Apr 24, 2017 12:06:33 GMT
Blown up by ISIS probably, as not being Islamic enough.
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Post by johnblutarsky on Apr 24, 2017 19:54:16 GMT
He ate a ham, sausage and bacon sandwich by mistake. But to be fair, it caused a lot of people to have heart attacks.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2017 20:16:41 GMT
Blown up by ISIS probably, as not being Islamic enough. Actually, ISIS has been pretty good at mimicking Mo.
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Post by drystyx on Apr 24, 2017 21:37:06 GMT
Michael J Fox caused it.
He went back in time with a camera to take his picture, and Mohammed tried to stop him, and he ran into quicksand, and his mouth was too full of sand to ask for Allah's help.
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Post by clusium on Apr 24, 2017 22:58:11 GMT
You mean he didn't fly straight into heaven without suffering the effects of physical death? According to Muslim belief, he only temporarily visited Heaven physically. He was not permanently Assumed to Heaven, like the Virgin Mary & the Prophets Elijah & Enoch were.
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Post by cupcakes on Apr 25, 2017 0:21:03 GMT
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Post by thefleetsin on Apr 25, 2017 1:24:21 GMT
didn't he magically ascend to a super special place where only the righteous survive and genuflect before their omniscient father figure deity god?
that's usually how the stories go.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 2:27:47 GMT
Only if you believe that the Ancient Hebrews had a totally accurate picture of Yahweh...
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Apr 25, 2017 7:03:37 GMT
You mean he didn't fly straight into heaven without suffering the effects of physical death? According to Muslim belief, he only temporarily visited Heaven physically. He was not permanently Assumed to Heaven, like the Virgin Mary & the Prophets Elijah & Enoch were. Ah, I see. Thanks for clearing that up.
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Apr 25, 2017 8:44:19 GMT
Only if yo u believe that the Ancient Hebrews had a totally accurate picture of Yahweh... Amon-Ra is the one true god, I am afraid and could kick both their butts.
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Post by cupcakes on Apr 25, 2017 10:01:44 GMT
tpfkar Even if you grant that the OT is substantially fiction, the new testament doesn't depict Him too much better. don't try to be a baby
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Post by clusium on Apr 25, 2017 12:14:30 GMT
According to Muslim belief, he only temporarily visited Heaven physically. He was not permanently Assumed to Heaven, like the Virgin Mary & the Prophets Elijah & Enoch were. Ah, I see. Thanks for clearing that up. Your welcome.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 12:30:27 GMT
tpfkar Even if you grant that the OT is substantially fiction, the new testament doesn't depict Him too much better. don't try to be a babyDisagreed.
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Post by cupcakes on Apr 25, 2017 13:00:22 GMT
tpfkar It paints Him as vindictive, manipulative, capricious, narcissistic, misogynistic, bloodthirsty - patently immoral. no shade
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 13:14:54 GMT
tpfkar It paints Him as vindictive, manipulative, capricious, narcissistic, misogynistic, bloodthirsty - patently immoral. no shadeTotally disagreed.
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Post by cupcakes on Apr 25, 2017 13:25:28 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 13:34:11 GMT
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