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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2020 2:03:58 GMT
Corona Virus Safety Tip #105
Contrary to popular belief, you cannot get the Corona Virus from drinking Corona Beer.
You can, however, get it from drinking Bud Light Seltzer. Do not drink Bud Light Seltzer... Unless you want to die.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2020 2:05:44 GMT
Corona Virus Safety Fact #202
150% of people who contract the Corona Virus will die. This means that all of us will die. Some of us will die twice.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2020 2:08:40 GMT
Corona Virus Safety Tip #57
The Corona Virus cannot survive temperatures of more than 500 degrees. If you come into contact with someone exhibiting symptoms coat them in gasoline and light them on fire.
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Post by spoonyrumble on Mar 2, 2020 2:11:19 GMT
ITS A TRAP!!
This guide will give you Corona Virus
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2020 2:28:30 GMT
Corona Virus Safety Fact #174
The best way to avoid getting sick is to stay indoors and avoid going into public places. So when your spouse and/or mother tells you to get off your lazy butt and get a job you can say that you are only doing your part to ensure the health and safety of the human race.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2020 2:32:39 GMT
Corona Virus Safety Fact #54
The easiest way to get the virus is to touch your eyes, mouth or nose. Your face is crawling with pathogens. NEVER touch it. EVER.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Mar 2, 2020 2:35:02 GMT
Corona Virus Safety Tip #105Contrary to popular belief, you cannot get the Corona Virus from drinking Corona Beer. You can, however, get it from drinking Bud Light Seltzer. Do not drink Bud Light Seltzer... Unless you want to die. 
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2020 2:35:56 GMT
Corona Virus Safety Fact #336
There is absolutely no evidence to support the theory that bathing in the juice from pickle jars will protect you from the virus... But, there is also no proof that it won't work. So it couldn't hurt to just do it.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Mar 2, 2020 2:38:34 GMT
Corona Virus Safety Fact #336There is absolutely no evidence to support the theory that bathing in the juice from pickle jars will protect you from the virus... But, there is also no proof that it won't work. So it couldn't hurt to just do it. 
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2020 2:44:29 GMT
Corona Virus Safety Fact #562
Eating at Panda Express will not give you the Corona Virus. If you eat at Panda Express and experience nausea, vomitting, and diarrhea. Do not be alarmed. This is a natural outcome when eating at Panda Express.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Mar 2, 2020 2:52:47 GMT
Corona Virus Safety Fact #562Eating at Panda Express will not give you the Corona Virus. If you eat at Panda Express and experience nausea, vomitting, and diarrhea. Do not be alarmed. This is a natural outcome when eating at Panda Express. 
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Post by Ass_E9 on Mar 2, 2020 20:40:07 GMT
 "You're the Coronavirus. I'm the cure."
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Post by Catman on Mar 2, 2020 21:10:46 GMT
Is this anything like the Grey Death featured in the video game Deus Ex?
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Post by Jason143 on Mar 2, 2020 21:14:46 GMT
Thank you Dr Ackbar, you're unlimited knowledge across the galaxy has saved a lot of lives.
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Post by senan90 on Mar 3, 2020 2:26:08 GMT
Fucking weirdo. Back on perma ignore.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Mar 3, 2020 3:39:16 GMT
Fucking weirdo. Back on perma ignore. Oh.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2020 22:32:11 GMT
Fucking weirdo. Back on perma ignore. What? I am trying to save lives over here!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Mar 3, 2020 22:51:03 GMT
Fucking weirdo. Back on perma ignore. What? I am trying to save lives over here! 
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Post by senan90 on Mar 3, 2020 23:42:15 GMT
You are a spamming, parody account shitposter. An unfunny, stupid throwaway to the days of TheTunaSalesman in the old board. At least he stopped after the second year. This is your..what, 30th account now in four years? Pathetic clown. Even if you are a Star Wars fan, the Admins in the official Star Wars forums like The Force.Net would have IP banned you instantly.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Mar 3, 2020 23:44:18 GMT
You are a spamming, parody account shitposter. An unfunny, stupid throwaway to the days of TheTunaSalesman in the old board. At least he stopped after the second year. This is your..what, 30th account now in four years? Pathetic clown. Even if you are a Star Wars fan, the Admins in the official Star Wars forums like The Force.Net would have IP banned you instantly. Oh.
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