vishspal
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Post by vishspal on Jul 14, 2020 22:34:54 GMT
But never happens in real life?
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Post by mstreepsucks on Jul 14, 2020 22:40:03 GMT
Well i'd say, like. Something explodes. Seriously how often do you see something explode in real life. Answer, never.
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Post by ck100 on Jul 14, 2020 23:07:39 GMT
People saying "fuck" every 20 seconds.
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Post by SciFive on Jul 14, 2020 23:08:05 GMT
When cars chase each other in movies, there’s almost always a vegetable stand that gets hit and sends vegetables flying all over the place.
They are like trailer parks that seem to attract tornados.
There’s something about vegetables flying through the air that makes directors want to smash cars into them.
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Post by ck100 on Jul 14, 2020 23:11:26 GMT
People having sex without protection.
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Post by millar70 on Jul 14, 2020 23:12:23 GMT
A woman the size of Natalie Portman beating up a man the size of Hulk Hogan.
When 37 bad guys are shooting at the one good guy and keep missing, then said good guy kills all 37 bad guys with a gun that holds 6 bullets.
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Post by Catman on Jul 14, 2020 23:43:34 GMT
Zombies.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Jul 14, 2020 23:48:42 GMT
Fights that would end with one punch irl but go on for many minutes on film.
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Post by politicidal on Jul 15, 2020 0:21:13 GMT
Loud action like an explosion or gunfight or a giant monster attack happening yet there's that one character who doesn't hear or notice a thing because they're wearing headphones. Now I hadn't seen that cliche in a while though. Has anyone else recently?
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Post by marianne48 on Jul 15, 2020 0:26:56 GMT
When it's one good guy up against a whole group of bad guys in a fight, the bad guys don't just gang up on the good guy; instead, they just take turns to go one-on-one with the good guy, who beats each one up one at a time.
In romantic comedies, the couple which dislikes each other, sometimes to the point of revulsion, fall in love during the course of the film. In real life, it's often the other way around, or else dislike remains dislike.
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Post by johnspartan on Jul 15, 2020 0:27:43 GMT
Hopping into a stranger's car and starting it without having the keys first.
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Post by Catman on Jul 15, 2020 0:28:16 GMT
Loud action like an explosion or gunfight or a giant monster attack happening yet there's that one character who doesn't hear or notice a thing because they're wearing headphones. Now I hadn't seen that cliche in a while though. Has anyone else recently? Not since Anna and the Apocalypse (2017).
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Post by BATouttaheck on Jul 15, 2020 0:33:05 GMT
After showing several harrowing minutes of anguished labor and delivery, babies are born all clean and neat and looking several weeks old and delivered to mom who has perhaps a slight sheen of perspiration on her brow and maybe a curl out of place on her coifed hairdo.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Jul 15, 2020 2:09:29 GMT
Ordering a drink at a bar, taking one or two sips and then leaving. Same goes for ordering meals at restaurants. It's so wasteful.
Also, when characters leave home and they don't lock their door.
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 15, 2020 2:15:37 GMT
Loud action like an explosion or gunfight or a giant monster attack happening yet there's that one character who doesn't hear or notice a thing because they're wearing headphones. Now I hadn't seen that cliche in a while though. Has anyone else recently?In a fairly recent? Superhero movie, there is a totally destructive brawl, going on in a library, I think... Behind STAN LEE and he doesn't hear it, because he is wearing head phones. Well, that's the only one I can think of... Yeah, I don't completely think that ever happens in real life... However, some people play the music in their cars so loud, that I sometimes have to wonder...
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Post by BATouttaheck on Jul 15, 2020 2:16:02 GMT
Do restaurants really package take home leftovers as aluminum foil swans ?
Most I ever got was a styro-foam box I had to scrap the leftovers into !
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 15, 2020 2:16:33 GMT
When somebody is talking on the phone and the person they're talking to hangs up, the one still holding the phone says "Hello? Hello? Hello? Are you still there?" even though there's clearly a dial tone.
I'm fairly sure that in real life when somebody hears the dial tone they would know that other person is no longer on the line.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 15, 2020 2:18:10 GMT
Ordering a drink at a bar, taking one or two sips and then leaving. Same goes for ordering meals at restaurants. It's so wasteful. Also, when characters leave home and they don't lock their door. And in some cases they don't even bother to shut the door.
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Post by twothousandonemark on Jul 15, 2020 2:19:36 GMT
Driving a car, paying about 20% attention to the road.
That's even a f'n thing in actual car commercials.
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Post by movielover on Jul 15, 2020 2:21:38 GMT
Women having sex while still wearing their bras.
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