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Post by lenlenlen1 on Aug 21, 2017 20:30:23 GMT
Dammit, you're right. Next time I'll get more information first. Though, my guess is he wanted to trade a paperback for my ass, and I don't think that's a fair trade.
that depends on the quality of the paperback vs the quality of the ass…. see.. a first edition Dostojevsky could be a true treasure. Not just any ass would measure up to it… anyway, back to the weirdest things happening to people… Well, you my dear, can do as you please with YOUR ass in return for whichever paperback you'd like. MY ass and its first cracking is going to require far more wining and dining than that. It could be the first edition Magna Carta and I'd still reserve all rights. Christ could come back in the resurrection with a bible hand written by the holy ghost and I'd still think about it, thank you very much. Enjoy your Dostoyevsky. xoxo
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Post by Nora on Aug 22, 2017 0:09:00 GMT
that depends on the quality of the paperback vs the quality of the ass…. see.. a first edition Dostojevsky could be a true treasure. Not just any ass would measure up to it… anyway, back to the weirdest things happening to people… Well, you my dear, can do as you please with YOUR ass in return for whichever paperback you'd like. MY ass and its first cracking is going to require far more wining and dining than that. It could be the first edition Magna Carta and I'd still reserve all rights. Christ could come back in the resurrection with a bible hand written by the holy ghost and I'd still think about it, thank you very much. Enjoy your Dostoyevsky. xoxo
omg, you would rob us all of the " bible hand written by the holy ghost" because of the oddly protective relationship you seem to have with your ass? well, good sire, I recognize that Christ, the bible and certainly holy ghost are far more important than the integrity of my bum and would (as any decent human being thinking about the benefit to the whole world should!) gladly offer my precious behind under such circumstances. AND I AM AN ATHEIST!
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Aug 22, 2017 19:11:15 GMT
Well, you my dear, can do as you please with YOUR ass in return for whichever paperback you'd like. MY ass and its first cracking is going to require far more wining and dining than that. It could be the first edition Magna Carta and I'd still reserve all rights. Christ could come back in the resurrection with a bible hand written by the holy ghost and I'd still think about it, thank you very much. Enjoy your Dostoyevsky. xoxo
omg, you would rob us all of the " bible hand written by the holy ghost" because of the oddly protective relationship you seem to have with your ass? well, good sire, I recognize that Christ, the bible and certainly holy ghost are far more important than the integrity of my bum and would (as any decent human being thinking about the benefit to the whole world should!) gladly offer my precious behind under such circumstances. AND I AM AN ATHEIST! You've convinced me. If it was Christ come back in the resurrection with a bible hand written by the holy ghost I would give up my ass. But now you're in it too, so we both have to give up our asses. Don't worry though, it'll never happen. The bible is science fiction anyway. LOL
p.s. I believe in god, I just don't believe in religion.
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Post by Nora on Aug 23, 2017 3:30:16 GMT
omg, you would rob us all of the " bible hand written by the holy ghost" because of the oddly protective relationship you seem to have with your ass? well, good sire, I recognize that Christ, the bible and certainly holy ghost are far more important than the integrity of my bum and would (as any decent human being thinking about the benefit to the whole world should!) gladly offer my precious behind under such circumstances. AND I AM AN ATHEIST! You've convinced me. If it was Christ come back in the resurrection with a bible hand written by the holy ghost I would give up my ass. But now you're in it too, so we both have to give up our asses. Don't worry though, it'll never happen. The bible is science fiction anyway. LOL
p.s. I believe in god, I just don't believe in religion.
you, sir, are a fine man.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Aug 23, 2017 14:13:44 GMT
You've convinced me. If it was Christ come back in the resurrection with a bible hand written by the holy ghost I would give up my ass. But now you're in it too, so we both have to give up our asses. Don't worry though, it'll never happen. The bible is science fiction anyway. LOL
p.s. I believe in god, I just don't believe in religion.
you, sir, are a fine man. I try...
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Post by scabab on Aug 23, 2017 15:35:51 GMT
When I was about 10, me and two friends were walking down the road, it was in the day. There was an Umbrella on the path.
On the opposite side of the road there was a pulled up car with a group of Muslims by it, grown men. One was at the wheel, two of them were standing outside the car.
One of them asked if we would pass the Umbrella ober and my one naive friend picked it up and was halfway across the road before I bolted it back to my house which was thankfully around the corner.
My running off caused him to drop the Umbrella and run away as well.
If I hadn't moved, if I hadn't run off, he would have passed that Umbrella to those men and they would have shoved him in the car and nobody would have ever seen him again.
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Post by Terrapin Station on Aug 23, 2017 15:46:25 GMT
Well, there was that time that I was digging up beautiful, recently deceased women . . . oh--wait, you said to me. Never mind.
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Post by geralmar on Aug 26, 2017 3:18:36 GMT
Maybe not really creepy; but once at the bank I courteously offered my place in line to a gentleman who then proceeded to rob the bank.
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Post by Nora on Aug 26, 2017 3:50:57 GMT
Maybe not really creepy; but once at the bank I courteously offered my place in line to a gentleman who then proceeded to rob the bank. no way. really? Why would you give up your place in line in the first place? And what happened after?
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Post by geralmar on Aug 26, 2017 4:44:29 GMT
Maybe not really creepy; but once at the bank I courteously offered my place in line to a gentleman who then proceeded to rob the bank. no way. really? Why would you give up your place in line in the first place? And what happened after? He seemed agitated and in a hurry. He dropped a quarter and I actually tapped him on the shoulder and returned it to him. (He dropped it again and when I was interviewed by a policeman I noticed it on the carpet and tried to direct his attention to it. I was ignored and a few minutes later I saw it had disappeared. I' m convinced a policemen simply picked it up and pocketed it. All the while a detective busily dusted the teller's window for fingerprints. I thought he was an idiot.). The robber had simply handed the teller a note. If there was a weapon I never saw it. As far as bank robberies go, it was humdrum and altogether unmemorable. At the trial the only pointed question the prosecutor asked me was what kind of car I drove.
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Post by Nora on Aug 26, 2017 5:00:23 GMT
no way. really? Why would you give up your place in line in the first place? And what happened after? He seemed agitated and in a hurry. He dropped a quarter and I actually tapped him on the shoulder and returned it to him. (He dropped it again and when I was interviewed by a policeman I noticed it on the carpet and tried to direct his attention to it. I was ignored and a few minutes later I saw it had disappeared. I' m convinced a policemen simply picked it up and pocketed it. All the while a detective busily dusted the teller's window for fingerprints. I thought he was an idiot.). The robber had simply handed the teller a note. If there was a weapon I never saw it. As far as bank robberies go, it was humdrum and altogether unmemorable. At the trial the only pointed question the prosecutor asked me was what kind of car I drove. interesting. why were they interested in what car you drove? (btw thanks for sharing)
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Post by Nalkarj on Jan 24, 2018 22:46:29 GMT
hi224 bumped the other “creepiest thing” thread, so I’ll bump this one—hoping someone’s interested…
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