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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 25, 2017 22:22:44 GMT
Greek cops agree to do backup? i don't know why this made me think of the village people (Ha! It was from an episode of Days of our Lives I watched this morning. )
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Post by muttonbuster on May 29, 2017 20:34:47 GMT
Kimchi for the win, dawg!
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Post by enigma72 on May 29, 2017 20:42:12 GMT
have a seat on your bunk, sir
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Post by Ad○rably Obn○xi○us🐢 on May 29, 2017 21:16:48 GMT
These things are difficult to pinpoint.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 30, 2017 6:06:25 GMT
Do you still have those butt plugs with Bert and Ernie's face on them?
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 30, 2017 15:09:43 GMT
The truth is, ever since the first day I met her, all I could see is how crazy she is about you.
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Post by enigma72 on May 30, 2017 16:04:18 GMT
I don't think the added expense will be necessary.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 31, 2017 1:01:02 GMT
Yo, seriously, she's on like a whole other level with pickles.
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Post by christina on May 31, 2017 1:07:26 GMT
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jun 1, 2017 1:22:05 GMT
Who squished my buns?
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jun 2, 2017 3:05:16 GMT
"I was drunk. Like, it's not public urination if it's involuntary; it's like a heart attack. And to my credit I was like eighty-five percent sure I was in a Del Taco."
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Post by Ad○rably Obn○xi○us🐢 on Jun 2, 2017 4:18:25 GMT
The door wouldn't close. I don't know why.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jun 2, 2017 4:24:20 GMT
Yeah, he came all, like, spiffed out with his nice, like, button-down suit and everything and, like, came with a present and gave it to me.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jun 3, 2017 1:35:13 GMT
Today is the second to last day, and I wanted to be at the beach. I wanted to be anywhere else besides cleaning the fridge to the point where I'm almost vomiting, but being part of a family is taking one for the team.
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Post by Catman on Jun 3, 2017 1:39:37 GMT
You really shouldn't mumble because I can't understand a word you're saying.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jun 3, 2017 2:07:50 GMT
The conundrum: how do I get out from behind the lie and have a real relationship with this person?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2017 2:10:59 GMT
No sir, I don't like it.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jun 3, 2017 12:25:31 GMT
"Must be something I forgot / Down on Bullshit Avenue / If we can only stop the rot / Wish that you'd brainwash us too..."
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jun 3, 2017 12:35:56 GMT
At the beep, please leave your name, number, and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man’s existential dilemma, and we’ll get back to you.
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Post by Catman on Jun 3, 2017 12:52:39 GMT
The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the Universe is also infinite...would you like a toasted teacake?
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