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Post by BATouttaheck on May 24, 2017 13:56:21 GMT
Thirteen reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 15. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars
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Post by tarathian123 on May 24, 2017 13:58:06 GMT
Thirteen reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 24, 2017 14:01:53 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned: 01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks. 14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as
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Post by tarathian123 on May 24, 2017 14:13:44 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as SPOILER: Click to show 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 24, 2017 14:21:39 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned: 01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks. 14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order.
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Post by tarathian123 on May 24, 2017 14:30:55 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned: 01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks. 14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment.
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Post by mcavanaugh on May 24, 2017 15:54:27 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned: 01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks. 14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. Fortunately, we cornered him in the Trivia section and wrested it away from him.
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Post by tarathian123 on May 24, 2017 15:59:09 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned: 01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks. 14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. Fortunately, we cornered him in the Trivia section and wrested it away from him. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis
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Post by Catman on May 24, 2017 16:07:56 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned: 01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks. 14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. Fortunately, we cornered him in the Trivia section and wrested it away from him. 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur.
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Post by tarathian123 on May 24, 2017 16:15:41 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned: 01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks. 14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. Fortunately, we cornered him in the Trivia section and wrested it away from him.
23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy.
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 25, 2017 0:12:34 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. SPOILER: Click to show 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
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Post by Catman on May 25, 2017 0:26:38 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. SPOILER: Click to show 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request.
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 25, 2017 0:31:27 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. SPOILER: Click to show 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go.
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Post by tarathian123 on May 25, 2017 12:23:27 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. SPOILER: Click to show 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice".
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 27, 2017 5:47:37 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. SPOILER: Click to show 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated.
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Post by Catman on May 27, 2017 12:39:42 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. SPOILER: Click to show 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen.
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Post by tarathian123 on May 27, 2017 12:44:22 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. SPOILER: Click to show 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 27, 2017 15:25:21 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned: 01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks. 14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. SPOILER: Click to show 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that. 27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtacheck for changing his avatars too often <-- That's Outta HECK 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?)
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on May 27, 2017 15:27:17 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned: 01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks. 14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. SPOILER: Click to show 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that. 27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtacheck for changing his avatars too often <-- That's Outta HECK 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries!
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Post by tarathian123 on May 27, 2017 15:44:45 GMT
Possibly infinite number of reasons why this mysterious person was banned:
01. Charles Bronson is not to everyone's taste. 02. Some people started complaining about the smell of fish. 03. There was not enough catnip to go around. 04. It was determined that his license to mechan had expired 05. He was an active member of the EPRL ("Equal Pay for Robots League"). 06. For posting topics in the wrong forum. 07. For not googling before asking silly questions. 08. He refused to wear pants when posting. 09. Offences against the "Cruelty to Mangoes Act". 10. Charles Bronson rose from the grave and took his soul to hell. 11. He refused to give up his teddy bear and stop sucking his thumb. 12. Global Warming threatened his best friend and he was being too much of a "downer" about it. 13. Why was he banned? Why did the chicken cross the road? These are epistemological questions that have puzzled man since the days of the early Greeks.
14. SNOWbody knows ! 15. Chemtrails. 16. He became overly abusive in his jealousy over Catman's Cool Avatars 17. He was about to reveal Admin's secret Identity as xxxx <-- deleted to protect the info 18. He gave away IMDB secrets to Wikileaks 19. His real identity as a Martian agent was discovered 20. He went mad because he didn't pay attention when using "participated" and his posts went out of order. 21. All his helpers went missing then it was discovered he had acid baths in his apartment. 22. He stole the spoiler warning button and refused to give it back. SPOILER: Click to show 23. He was about to figure out where we've hidden Lord Lucan and Elvis 24. He was about the reveal secret egg salad recipe stolen from the Grand Exalted High Majah of Raspur. 25. He used deodorant made from bitches pee. The guard dogs went crazy. 26. He got irate because people kept referring to him as NICK and he hates that.
27. Jason Statham made a personal request. 28. A polling of his peers determined that he simply HAD to go. 29. "Banned or bumped off" says compromised wife of Hitman's Weekly editor, "it was his choice". 30. He keep "just peeking in" and staying up too late. His boss asked admin to ban him. Admin accommodated. 31. He had a hissy fit when he discovered Aristotle's treatise was not about hitmen. 32. For continually reporting Bat Outtaheck for changing his avatars too often. 33. Because other posters complained continually about him changing his socks. (hmmm that one just might be true (?) 34. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries! 35. He was too far in arrears with his Hitman's Union dues.
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