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Post by Vodkie on Feb 22, 2017 7:14:49 GMT
Line "there you are, holding her hand" I heard "There you are, boning her man". lmao
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Post by rmcrae on Feb 27, 2017 0:43:33 GMT
Line "there you are, holding her hand" I heard "There you are, boning her man". lmao
BWAH! Vodkie, you're crazy!
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"And I'm not sorry, it's human nature"
I heard
"And I'm not sorry, it's you and me, Chuck". Who the hell is Chuck?!
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Post by Vodkie on Feb 27, 2017 3:47:22 GMT
"BWAH! Vodkie, you're crazy!" I KNOW I AM BUT WHAT ARE YOU! lol
TLC's "baby baby baby". When T-boz sings "I can have any man that I want to, time or place that i choose to" When she sings it as the album version is fading out, I could have sworn she said "I can slap any man that i want to"
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Post by rmcrae on Feb 27, 2017 4:22:34 GMT
"I KNOW I AM BUT WHAT ARE YOU! lol" I'm... I'm... I got nothin'. Christina Aguilera's BeautifulLine: "The pieces gone, left the puzzle undone" I heard: "The pizza's gone, left the puzzle undone".
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Post by Vodkie on Feb 27, 2017 4:48:00 GMT
haha
D-Train "you're the one for me"
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Busting up on a cloud, shout out loud You're the one for me
I heard
"bust a nut on a cloud"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2017 5:32:16 GMT
"Purple Haze" actual line is "excuse me while I kiss the sky" what a lot of people hear is "excuse me while I kiss this guy".
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Post by rmcrae on Feb 28, 2017 4:15:03 GMT
Mariah Carey "I Stay in Love" Line: "And I try to front like 'oh well' each time you let me down" What I heard: "And I try to front like a whale each time you let me down."
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Post by Vodkie on Feb 28, 2017 4:50:52 GMT
LOL, The first time I saw Kenan & Kel
Coolio says "don't touch that dial or leave the room"
I thought he said "don't touch that dial or pee the pool"
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Post by naterdawg on Feb 28, 2017 7:14:12 GMT
From "Will you Still Love me Tomorrow," written by Carole King and Gerry Goffin. The line is, "Can I believe the magic of your sighs." But I always thought of it as, "Can I believe the magic of your SIZE."
And come on, who amongst us didn't hear, "dressed up like a douche, another runner in the night?"
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Post by Courwes on Feb 28, 2017 7:20:19 GMT
TLC "Waterfalls"
Lyric: "Don't go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to."
I Heard: "Don't go chasing waterfalls. Listen to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to."
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Post by Vodkie on Feb 28, 2017 7:22:23 GMT
Shalamar "I don't want to be the last to know"
ACTUAL LINE Love never promised any guarantee, That we'd make it. But I can take it. If it can't be what it's been, Please don't fake it. Hear me baby.
I HEARD Love never promised any guarantee, That we'd make it. But I can take it. If I can't be your wasband Please don't fake it. Hear me baby.
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Post by rmcrae on Mar 1, 2017 4:02:33 GMT
Shalamar "I don't want to be the last to know" ACTUAL LINE Love never promised any guarantee, That we'd make it. But I can take it. If it can't be what it's been, Please don't fake it. Hear me baby. I HEARD Love never promised any guarantee, That we'd make it. But I can take it. If I can't be your wasband Please don't fake it. Hear me baby. "your wasband".
No Doubt's "Spiderwebs"
Line: "And it's all your fault, I screen my phone calls"
What I heard: "And it's all your fault, I scream my bones off!"
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Post by Jonesy1 on Mar 1, 2017 4:10:38 GMT
The Divinyls "I Touch Myself "
Actual line: When I think about you I touch myself.
What I heard: When I think about you I shit myself.
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Post by Vodkie on Mar 3, 2017 4:41:10 GMT
When Kelis came out with 'caught out there'
She said "What is this i see? you don't come home to me"
She kinda pauses between "this" and "I". I used to think she was really saying "What is this shit I see" and thought it was bleeped
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Post by rmcrae on Mar 7, 2017 3:49:35 GMT
This isn't a misunderstood lyric, but didn't you say you and your friends made up food-related lyrics for Xscape's "Just Kickin' It", vodkie? I'm giggling now thinking about it, but don't remember all the words.
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Post by Vodkie on Mar 7, 2017 5:24:43 GMT
This isn't a misunderstood lyric, but didn't you say you and your friends made up food-related lyrics for Xscape's "Just Kickin' It", vodkie? I'm giggling now thinking about it, but don't remember all the words. Corn on the cob or some mac and cheese Goes really good with a popeye's 2 piece yum! chicken! YUM! Chicken!!!!!!!!!!! this is for the nuggets, strictly for the nuggets, This for the nuggets, The chicken nuggets! Lol the lyrics are gross. "I tell him to.......... kick off your shoes and relax your feet" The fact they would even bring up the fact their man has feet in the first place is just gross. Feet are gross. especially man feet. What on earth was god thinking when he gave us that disgusting body part? LOL I wrote an entire first verse about bacon to Justin bieber's annoying "baby" Song. I don't remember what I wrote though. I just remember someone posted the instrumental on youtube, I typed what I wrote in the comments and had like 1000 likes the user lost their account for copyright infringement so my comment's not there because the specific video i posted it to isn't
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Post by rmcrae on Mar 8, 2017 3:55:55 GMT
This isn't a misunderstood lyric, but didn't you say you and your friends made up food-related lyrics for Xscape's "Just Kickin' It", vodkie? I'm giggling now thinking about it, but don't remember all the words. Corn on the cob or some mac and cheese Goes really good with a popeye's 2 piece yum! chicken! YUM! Chicken!!!!!!!!!!!
this is for the nuggets, strictly for the nuggets, This for the nuggets, The chicken nuggets!Lol the lyrics are gross. "I tell him to.......... kick off your shoes and relax your feet" The fact they would even bring up the fact their man has feet in the first place is just gross. Feet are gross. especially man feet. What on earth was god thinking when he gave us that disgusting body part? LOL I wrote an entire first verse about bacon to Justin bieber's annoying "baby" Song. I don't remember what I wrote though. I just remember someone posted the instrumental on youtube, I typed what I wrote in the comments and had like 1000 likes the user lost their account for copyright infringement so my comment's not there because the specific video i posted it to isn't Love it!
And to think there are people who actually love sucking toes and feet.
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Post by Sulla on Mar 8, 2017 4:29:44 GMT
There's a Blues song by Taj Mahal called 'She Caught The Katy'. Katy refers to the MKT (MissouriKansasTexas) rail line. I didn't know that until later. The original line...
"She caught the Katy and left me a mule to ride"
I thought he was saying...
"She complicated and left me a mule to ride"
I figured she must be complicated if she gave him a mule. Who would do that?
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Post by rateater on Mar 8, 2017 5:07:50 GMT
tina turner's one of the living i hear 'a new breed, ferocious and wild' as 'a new breed, the oceans went wild'
animotion's obsession i hear 'i see the beauty there, but i see danger' as 'i see the future there, but i see danger'
misfits's 20 eyes i hear 'take an overload!' as 'take it on the road!'
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Post by Vodkie on Mar 8, 2017 5:13:10 GMT
Corn on the cob or some mac and cheese Goes really good with a popeye's 2 piece yum! chicken! YUM! Chicken!!!!!!!!!!!
this is for the nuggets, strictly for the nuggets, This for the nuggets, The chicken nuggets!Lol the lyrics are gross. "I tell him to.......... kick off your shoes and relax your feet" The fact they would even bring up the fact their man has feet in the first place is just gross. Feet are gross. especially man feet. What on earth was god thinking when he gave us that disgusting body part? LOL I wrote an entire first verse about bacon to Justin bieber's annoying "baby" Song. I don't remember what I wrote though. I just remember someone posted the instrumental on youtube, I typed what I wrote in the comments and had like 1000 likes the user lost their account for copyright infringement so my comment's not there because the specific video i posted it to isn't Love it!
And to think there are people who actually love sucking toes and feet.
oh yuck. There was an SNL skit in the 90s With Chris Rock where he was in an R&B group called "G-spot" and they had a video for their song "suck your big toe" www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/hangin-with-mtv/n10425?snl=1
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