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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2022 0:04:58 GMT
Peter, still missing MJ, returns to Dr Strange. A new spell is cast that makes everyone remember Peter- but, as a result of the spell, Peter now forgets himself. He spends the majority of the movie trying to remember who he is and why he seems to have the powers of a spider.
Meanwhile, a race swapped Miles Morales (played by a white guy) and a gender swapped Gwen Stacy (played by a dude) gain the powers of Spider-Man, but instead of using these powers they just wear Iron Man suits.
The villain is a new variant of Green Goblin played by Christian Bale. He will be amazing but only get ten seconds of screen time.
Directed by Taikia Watiti. Exclusively on DisneyPlus.
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Post by thisguy4000 on Nov 30, 2022 1:17:42 GMT
All the anti-heroes from the Sony Spider-Man Universe (and the Vulture, I guess) find their way to the MCU, with Jared Leto receiving the most focus, to the point where he’s practically the main character of the movie. At first, they fight Spider-Man over your typical superhero misunderstanding, before they decide to work together to take down a common enemy; Dane DeHaan’s Green Goblin! At the end, Doctor Strange uses a new spell to make everyone remember who Peter Parker is, and also bring Aunt May back to life, thus reverting the the status quo and completely invalidating Peter’s entire arc in NWH. Oh, and now all the Sony Universe characters are permanently part of the MCU.
Also, before anyone asks, yes, Jared Leto does utter the phrase “It’s morbid time!”
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 30, 2022 1:22:58 GMT
something something "Home"
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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 30, 2022 3:45:31 GMT
Spider-Man: ’Til the Cows Come Home
A Spider-Man movie in which Spider-Man never shows up. One character asks, “Is this a self-aware Waiting for Godot thing?” Someone else muses, “What’s Waiting for Godot?”
The movie centers on Mr. Fantastic (Jason Momoa), who is wondering (1) why Spider-Man still hasn’t shown up in this Spider-Man movie and (2) why Stan Lee and Jack Kirby gave him stretchy powers. His best friend, the Thing (Anthony Stewart Head), tells him just to accept that’s the way it is, even though we in the audience realize that he too hates how his creators made him.
Mr. F goes on a quest across the multiverse to find Spider-Man. In his journeys he meets every single Marvel character. Every single one. They’re all squished into the frame somehow. (Except Spider-Man, natch.) He eventually meets and teams up with the Rhino (Paul Giamatti), whose secret wish has always been to be the Joker and who won’t let being owned by a different comic book publisher stop him, and Ned, who is Arnold Schwarzenegger but no one notices.
Our super-team meets up with alternate-universe M.J. (Kirsten Dunst), who says that the villainous Malekith the Accursed, who has been reincarnated into David Tennant, may know where Spider-Man is. The team uses the portals to meet Malektih in Wakanda, which contains a swirly sky portal to some Marvel dimension that I should look up. Tedious battle scenes ensue, and Malekith is defeated. Just as Mr. F, now bloodthirsty, is about to kill him somehow through stretchy powers, Malekith reveals he knows nothing about Spider-Man.
The team trudges off to the local Shake Shack. Mr. F is really depressed now, and the Thing says, hey how about that device you created last week?
Mr. F brightens, he’s invented a time machine, so he uses it to go back in time and blow up the SHIELD program, make the young Steve Rogers cynical and bitter about America, prevent Tony Stark from getting kidnapped in Afghanistan, push Bruce Banner away from the gamma radiation, persuade Thor not to disobey Odin, yadda yadda yadda, you see where I’m going.
Now there are no superheroes except the Fantastic Four, the semi-heroic Rhino/Joker, and, oh yeah, ha ha, Ahnold/Ned. They start squabbling about who’s the Earth’s Mightiest Hero as the movie ends.
The title is never explained.
Also exclusively on DisneyFlix.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2022 4:48:28 GMT
Spider-Man: ’Til the Cows Come HomeA Spider-Man movie in which Spider-Man never shows up. One character asks, “Is this a self-aware Waiting for Godot thing?” Someone else muses, “What’s Waiting for Godot?” The movie centers on Mr. Fantastic (Jason Momoa), who is wondering (1) why Spider-Man still hasn’t shown up in this Spider-Man movie and (2) why Stan Lee and Jack Kirby gave him stretchy powers. His best friend, the Thing (Anthony Stewart Head), tells him just to accept that’s the way it is, even though we in the audience realize that he too hates how his creators made him. Mr. F goes on a quest across the multiverse to find Spider-Man. In his journeys he meets every single Marvel character. Every single one. They’re all squished into the frame somehow. He eventually meets and teams up with the Rhino (Paul Giamatti), whose secret wish has always been to be the Joker and who won’t let being owned by a different comic book publisher stop him, and Ned, who is Arnold Schwarzenegger but no one notices. Our super-team meets up with alternate-universe M.J. (Kirsten Dunst), who says that the villainous Malekith the Accursed, who has been reincarnated into David Tennant, may know where Spider-Man is. The team uses the portals to meet Malektih in Wakanda, which contains a swirly sky portal to some Marvel dimension that I should look up. Tedious battle scenes ensue, and Malekith is defeated. Just as Mr. F, now bloodthirsty, is about to kill him somehow through stretchy powers, Malekith reveals he knows nothing about Spider-Man. The team trudges off to the local Shake Shack. Mr. F is really depressed now, and the Thing says, hey how about that device you created last week? Mr. F brightens, he’s invented a time machine, so he uses it to go back in time and blow up the SHIELD program, make the young Steve Rogers cynical and bitter about America, prevent Tony Stark from getting kidnapped in Afghanistan, push Bruce Banner away from the gamma radiation, persuade Thor not to disobey Odin, yadda yadda yadda, you see where I’m going. Now there are no superheroes except the Fantastic Four, the semi-heroic Rhino/Joker, and, oh yeah, ha ha, Ahnold/Ned. They start squabbling about who’s the Earth’s Mightiest Hero as the movie ends. The title is never explained. Also exclusively on DisneyFlix. Post Credit Scene: a bunch of cows come home to their quaint Iowa farm. (Sets up an additional DisneyFlix series about Hawkeye becoming a farmer)
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 30, 2022 5:03:56 GMT
Spider-Man: ’Til the Cows Come HomeA Spider-Man movie in which Spider-Man never shows up. One character asks, “Is this a self-aware Waiting for Godot thing?” Someone else muses, “What’s Waiting for Godot?” The movie centers on Mr. Fantastic (Jason Momoa), who is wondering (1) why Spider-Man still hasn’t shown up in this Spider-Man movie and (2) why Stan Lee and Jack Kirby gave him stretchy powers. His best friend, the Thing (Anthony Stewart Head), tells him just to accept that’s the way it is, even though we in the audience realize that he too hates how his creators made him. Mr. F goes on a quest across the multiverse to find Spider-Man. In his journeys he meets every single Marvel character. Every single one. They’re all squished into the frame somehow. He eventually meets and teams up with the Rhino (Paul Giamatti), whose secret wish has always been to be the Joker and who won’t let being owned by a different comic book publisher stop him, and Ned, who is Arnold Schwarzenegger but no one notices. Our super-team meets up with alternate-universe M.J. (Kirsten Dunst), who says that the villainous Malekith the Accursed, who has been reincarnated into David Tennant, may know where Spider-Man is. The team uses the portals to meet Malektih in Wakanda, which contains a swirly sky portal to some Marvel dimension that I should look up. Tedious battle scenes ensue, and Malekith is defeated. Just as Mr. F, now bloodthirsty, is about to kill him somehow through stretchy powers, Malekith reveals he knows nothing about Spider-Man. The team trudges off to the local Shake Shack. Mr. F is really depressed now, and the Thing says, hey how about that device you created last week? Mr. F brightens, he’s invented a time machine, so he uses it to go back in time and blow up the SHIELD program, make the young Steve Rogers cynical and bitter about America, prevent Tony Stark from getting kidnapped in Afghanistan, push Bruce Banner away from the gamma radiation, persuade Thor not to disobey Odin, yadda yadda yadda, you see where I’m going. Now there are no superheroes except the Fantastic Four, the semi-heroic Rhino/Joker, and, oh yeah, ha ha, Ahnold/Ned. They start squabbling about who’s the Earth’s Mightiest Hero as the movie ends. The title is never explained. Also exclusively on DisneyFlix. Post Credit Scene: a bunch of cows come home to their quaint Iowa farm. (Sets up an additional DisneyFlix series about Hawkeye becoming a farmer) *insert cameo by DairyAckbar™
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 30, 2022 5:08:06 GMT
SPIDER-MAN Homesick Homeboy Comes Home to be Home with his Homeboys
sick of flying around the universe fighting aliens, Peter decides to just chill at a Dairy Queen in Queens, and then gets attacked by a bunch of Drag Queens!
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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 30, 2022 5:15:44 GMT
Spider-Man: ’Til the Cows Come HomeA Spider-Man movie in which Spider-Man never shows up. One character asks, “Is this a self-aware Waiting for Godot thing?” Someone else muses, “What’s Waiting for Godot?” The movie centers on Mr. Fantastic (Jason Momoa), who is wondering (1) why Spider-Man still hasn’t shown up in this Spider-Man movie and (2) why Stan Lee and Jack Kirby gave him stretchy powers. His best friend, the Thing (Anthony Stewart Head), tells him just to accept that’s the way it is, even though we in the audience realize that he too hates how his creators made him. Mr. F goes on a quest across the multiverse to find Spider-Man. In his journeys he meets every single Marvel character. Every single one. They’re all squished into the frame somehow. He eventually meets and teams up with the Rhino (Paul Giamatti), whose secret wish has always been to be the Joker and who won’t let being owned by a different comic book publisher stop him, and Ned, who is Arnold Schwarzenegger but no one notices. Our super-team meets up with alternate-universe M.J. (Kirsten Dunst), who says that the villainous Malekith the Accursed, who has been reincarnated into David Tennant, may know where Spider-Man is. The team uses the portals to meet Malektih in Wakanda, which contains a swirly sky portal to some Marvel dimension that I should look up. Tedious battle scenes ensue, and Malekith is defeated. Just as Mr. F, now bloodthirsty, is about to kill him somehow through stretchy powers, Malekith reveals he knows nothing about Spider-Man. The team trudges off to the local Shake Shack. Mr. F is really depressed now, and the Thing says, hey how about that device you created last week? Mr. F brightens, he’s invented a time machine, so he uses it to go back in time and blow up the SHIELD program, make the young Steve Rogers cynical and bitter about America, prevent Tony Stark from getting kidnapped in Afghanistan, push Bruce Banner away from the gamma radiation, persuade Thor not to disobey Odin, yadda yadda yadda, you see where I’m going. Now there are no superheroes except the Fantastic Four, the semi-heroic Rhino/Joker, and, oh yeah, ha ha, Ahnold/Ned. They start squabbling about who’s the Earth’s Mightiest Hero as the movie ends. The title is never explained. Also exclusively on DisneyFlix. Post Credit Scene: a bunch of cows come home to their quaint Iowa farm. (Sets up an additional DisneyFlix series about Hawkeye becoming a farmer) BRILLIANT! |
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 30, 2022 5:45:39 GMT
SPIDER-MAN Homey the Clown Ain't Clownin' Around
after being inspired by DC's JOKER, a black comedian tries to start a movement by going around bopping people on the head!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 30, 2022 5:55:53 GMT
SPIDER-MAN Home is Where the Heart is
after a gang of Aztecs cut out his heart, Peter tracks them to a secret pyramid, under Aunt May's house!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 30, 2022 6:00:38 GMT
SPIDER-MAN Homeward Bound
a pair of evil wizards named Simon & Garfunkel hunt down Peter and proceed to entrap him, inside of their own song!
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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 30, 2022 14:05:12 GMT
Spider-Man: Home for the Holiday
Spider-Man, still missing MJ, moves to the middle of Kansas, where he doesn’t have many buildings to swing off. He renounces his Spider powers and just wants to be the new Iron Man. It’s up to the people of Snowflake Falls, Kan., to show him The True Meaning of Spider-Man (TM) as Christmas Spider-Man Day approaches.
Available exclusively on the Hallmark Channel.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2022 21:52:48 GMT
Spider-Man Far From Holmes
Peter Parker opens his own detective agency. When his partner Miles Archer Morales is bit by a radioactive Maltese Spider he must solve the case of who killed the MCU before Disney orders a reboot.
Exclusively on Hulu YouTubi Plus Premium Plus Plus Minus
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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 30, 2022 21:55:33 GMT
Spider-Man Far From HolmesPeter Parker opens his own detective agency. When his partner Miles Archer Morales is bit by a radioactive Maltese Spider he must solve the case of who killed the MCU before Disney orders a reboot. Exclusively on Hulu YouTubi Plus Premium Plus Plus Minus EVEN BRILLIANTER!
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Nov 30, 2022 22:50:47 GMT
Spider-Man: Home Plate
Now that nobody knows who he is, Peter Parker becomes a major league baseball player and takes the league by storm. It all comes crashing down by the end, as he tests positive for PEDs and must retire in disgrace.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Nov 30, 2022 22:52:37 GMT
Spider-Man: Homewrecker
Peter gets involved in a love triangle with the She-Hulk version of Wrecker and his husband, Ralph Boner from WandaVision.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Nov 30, 2022 22:54:35 GMT
Spider-Man: No Place Like Home
A straight up remake of Wizard of Oz, with Peter in the Dorothy role.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 1, 2022 5:11:04 GMT
SPIDER-MAN Homeless
with no one remembering him, Peter becomes an alcoholic bum, and dies in the gutter
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Post by politicidal on Dec 1, 2022 18:18:50 GMT
SPIDER-MAN Homelesswith no one remembering him, Peter becomes an alcoholic bum, and dies in the gutter Directed by Darren Aronofsky?
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Post by thisguy4000 on Dec 1, 2022 19:43:51 GMT
SPIDER-MAN Homelesswith no one remembering him, Peter becomes an alcoholic bum, and dies in the gutter I mean, if all records of Peter’s existence were truly erased by Dr. Strange’s spell, him becoming homeless would be a realistic scenario.
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