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Post by President Ackbar™ on Jun 14, 2017 21:29:03 GMT
What say you?
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Post by Nightman on Jun 15, 2017 0:43:24 GMT
No. She's Luke's grandfather.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jun 15, 2017 12:44:45 GMT
She is the Alpha and Omega. Every second of Star Wars, including even TFA, that does not feature Rey on screen is DOG SHIT and should been edited out of existence in future re-releases. All copies of any Star Wars movies that do not prominently feature Daisy Ridley should be hunted down and eliminated!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2017 20:50:56 GMT
She was Luke's daughter, then she traveled back in time, spent one magical night with Darth Vader and became her own grandmother.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2017 22:42:48 GMT
New canon: Vader, Yoda, and Ben lied about Vader being Luke's father and the Luke we see in the OT is a replacement Luke who the Lars adopted after the real Luke Skywalker died while Owen and Beru were out partying in mos eisley and weren't able to get home in time before Luke ventured out into the desert and was mauled to death by womp rats. (Hence why OT Luke knows how to kill them) in an attempt to hide their grief they named gave OT Luke the name Luke.
Where does Rey tie into this? Her and Jeff Goldblum had a child that they had to give away because Jeff was too busy saving people from dinosaurs and Rey foresaw a great film in the making if she gave them to the Lars.
"But Lord Ackbar, why would Obi-Wan, Yoda, and Vader think OT Luke was the son of Vader if he actually wasn't?" It's simple, Rey used her knowledge of the Schwartz to make it seem like OT Luke was actually Luke Skywalker. Those old men are nothing compared to the power of the Rey Side
There you go, guys. There is your answer as to why Luke is so good in a starfighter and is supposed to be really strong in the last Jedi. He actually is the son of Rey
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Post by barkingbaphomet on Jun 15, 2017 22:45:12 GMT
she's his father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
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Post by pete8680 on Jun 17, 2017 21:43:38 GMT
She's whatever Disney wants her 2 b.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Jun 19, 2017 3:41:32 GMT
She's whatever Disney wants her 2 b. Exactly. Begun, the Rey Wars have...
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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 26, 2018 3:42:20 GMT
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