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Post by Times Up on Mar 11, 2017 18:06:48 GMT
Dildos are so complicated. Like bizarre Rube Goldberg contraptions. O my God weedinator. Do you want to pack you up some fucking bongs? Some vaporizers?
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Post by Times Up on Mar 11, 2017 18:08:42 GMT
The truth is sometimes stranger than fiction. I won't even get into Peter Falk, a dildo and his empty eye socket. Dildos are so complicated. *takes blank check from an Emporio Armani nappa leather glove and continues to walk her block*
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Post by morfeus on Mar 11, 2017 19:17:21 GMT
O my God weedinator. Do you want to pack you up some fucking bongs? Some vaporizers? I'm good. Did you know that Jenna Jameson's first dildo was named Lassie?
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Post by morfeus on Mar 11, 2017 19:18:44 GMT
Dildos are so complicated. *takes blank check from an Emporio Armani nappa leather glove and continues to walk her block* It will be noting like last time, I promise.
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Post by morfeus on Mar 11, 2017 19:32:53 GMT
Did you know that Jenna Jameson's first dildo was named Lassie? Yes. When she really started working hard it in her pussy, she'd start coming cats and dogs. Absolutely. I'm 100% with you on that.
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Post by morfeus on Mar 11, 2017 19:37:16 GMT
Absolutely. I'm 100% with you on that. She called it 'dog poundin''. Jesus, that is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
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Post by morfeus on Mar 11, 2017 19:58:22 GMT
Jesus, that is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful? I bared down, studied hard, and sodomized your mother when she saved up enough money. Not quite witty poster, are you? More of a dirty poster. I'm gonna call you Weedinator.
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Post by morfeus on Mar 11, 2017 20:38:02 GMT
Not quite witty poster, are you? More of a dirty poster. I'm gonna call you Weedinator. I'd say something witty, but I lack the ability to do so. It's okay. There's something sweet about you.
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Post by frogarama on Mar 12, 2017 4:17:48 GMT
liam neeson once told a priest he committed "the sin of odin" (masturbation) and was told he was going to hell. sam rockwell said he used to be addicted to massage parlors. That would be the sin of Onan.
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Post by rateater on Mar 12, 2017 4:23:45 GMT
liam neeson once told a priest he committed "the sin of odin" (masturbation) and was told he was going to hell. sam rockwell said he used to be addicted to massage parlors. That would be the sin of Onan. oh ok. it's such an old story, i must have mixed it up long ago.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2017 8:20:17 GMT
Cartman is a total perv
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Post by rateater on Mar 24, 2018 16:16:37 GMT
anyone else?
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