Post by ck100 on Jul 17, 2017 4:15:24 GMT
What can you say about a film where a shark roars even though it's impossible for a shark to do so?
What can you say about a film where shark swims from Massachusetts to the Bahamas in less than 3 days even though it would be impossible for a shark to do so?
What can you say about a film where Mrs. Brody has a flashback to the "Smile, you son of a bitch!" scene from the original Jaws even though she was not around when that happened?
What can you say about a film where a shark has the mental ability to seek revenge on someone that it has never encountered at all?
So many questions that "Jaws: The Revenge" poses and yet it answers none. I think we're too busy being mystified by the film-making incompetence on display.
What can you say about a film where shark swims from Massachusetts to the Bahamas in less than 3 days even though it would be impossible for a shark to do so?
What can you say about a film where Mrs. Brody has a flashback to the "Smile, you son of a bitch!" scene from the original Jaws even though she was not around when that happened?
What can you say about a film where a shark has the mental ability to seek revenge on someone that it has never encountered at all?
So many questions that "Jaws: The Revenge" poses and yet it answers none. I think we're too busy being mystified by the film-making incompetence on display.