TRUE Goddess Ali Landry

Sandman Junior Member @area51 Posts: 4,817 Likes: 3,864	TRUE Goddess Ali Landry Jul 24, 2017 2:53:08 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sandman on Jul 24, 2017 2:53:08 GMT But, but, but I thought Roselyn Sanchez was your only true goddess. You must choose. Is it Roselyn Sanchez or is it Ali Landry?

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TRUE Goddess Ali Landry Jul 27, 2017 20:09:21 GMT

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Jul 27, 2017 16:47:11 GMT @worshipper said:

Jul 24, 2017 2:53:08 GMT Sandman said:

But, but, but I thought Roselyn Sanchez was your only true goddess. You must choose. Is it Roselyn Sanchez or is it Ali Landry?

If You want to worship only one women yourself then that's your business and does not corcern others.

I was only joking. Here are my five I would put on a Goddess podium. No particular order.

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TRUE Goddess Ali Landry Jul 27, 2017 22:47:33 GMT

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Post by politicidal on Jul 27, 2017 22:47:33 GMT

She was a frequent guest in the beginning on that show The Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest. She's quite charming and pretty to look at but not necessarily clever as far as humor goes. I guess that's why they replaced her with the anorexic blonde later.

Deleted Deleted Member @Deleted Posts: 0 Likes:	TRUE Goddess Ali Landry Aug 21, 2017 16:03:43 GMT Nalkarj likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2017 16:03:43 GMT No this is a true Goddess ( Artemis )
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TRUE Goddess Ali Landry Aug 22, 2017 11:33:00 GMT Nalkarj likes this

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Aug 22, 2017 10:38:56 GMT @worshipper said:

Aug 21, 2017 18:49:17 GMT Feologild Oakes said:

I don`t

So, you, who do not even worship Artemis, tell me, who worships TRUE Goddess Ali Landry, that I am wrong? Wow!

No offence, but until you have suffered for years for your Goddess or at least been driven insane by her, it's hard for me to take you seriously in this issue. Also, don't ever question any man about their objects of worship! I would not question your worship of Artemis. I have tortured myself for 15 years to worship my TRUE Goddesses Inés Sastre, Roselyn Sanchez and Ali Landry while suffering mentally for not suffering enough for them and trying to cope with their existence. I have no right to demand other men worship the same Goddesses I do and that's why I am not angry to you. You don't seem to even understand what you are doing. When you worship a women the way I worship my TRUE Goddesses you do understand.

Imagine us both in a torture chamber tied on two torture tables. A torturer starts to torture us, first very mildly but increasing the pain gradually. The torture ends when you or me shout "mercy!". The one who shouts loses and has to sign a confession:

Your confession: Artemis is not a TRUE Goddess, Ali Landry is.
My confession: Ali Landry is not a TRUE Goddess, Artemis is.

Which one of us do you think will win this? You who do not even worship Artemis or me who has suffered self-inflicted pain for her for years? Your only hope for winning is the fact that I am a total loser, a weak pathetic man with low threshold of pain, but even then I am confident I am willing to suffer 100 times more than you, because I worship TRUE Goddess Ali Landry so deeply. Why would you even enter the torture chamber if you don't worship Artemis? Are there any women you actually DO worship?

I think you need to learn what a Goddess is. A Goddess is a supernatural being. Ali Landry is a human and not a supernatural being.

And Artemis is a Goddess i think you need to learn a bit of old Greek religions.

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politicidal Exalted Member @politicidal Posts: 82,040 Likes: 57,955	TRUE Goddess Ali Landry Jul 21, 2019 17:06:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by politicidal on Jul 21, 2019 17:06:17 GMT Jul 21, 2019 11:48:49 GMT @worshipper said: Happy Birthday TRUE Goddess Ali Landry! Mario Lopez, you stupid jerk. How could you cheat on that?