Ren's aides stole his holograms 'to protect the Galaxy'
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren's closest aides have taken extraordinary measures on the Supremacy II, going so far as to swipe and hide holograms so he wouldn't see them, according to a new holobook from legendary journalist Jocasta Nu.
"Fear: Ren on Supremacy II" uses confidential background interviews to illustrate how some of the Leader's top advisers view him as a danger to Galactic security and have sought to circumvent him.
Ren went off on his generals. "You should be killing guys. You don't need a strategy to kill people," Ren said of Jeddha.
After Ren left, General Hux declared: "He's a fucking moron."
Hux described the administration as a place with "natural predators at the table."
"When you put a nexxu and a reek and an acklay and a rathtar and a rancor in a zoo without walls," Hux is quoted as saying "things start getting nasty and bloody."
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader I’m draining the Dagobah Swamp, and the Dagobah Swamp is trying to fight back. Don’t worry, we will win! #DontEatArtooDetoo!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader Is the "anonymous official" just the Failing Naboo Times with another phony source? If the GUTLESS anonymous person does exist, the Naboo Times must, for Galactic Security purposes, turn him over at once!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader Pod Racing is getting absolutely killed with anger and boycotts. I wonder if they had any idea that it would be this way? I just find it hard to watch, until they stand for the GALACTIC FLAG!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader The Galactic Economy is booming with help of the Galactic Senate, #MoistureFarmBill will bolster farmers and get the Galaxy back to work. Pass the Moisture Farm Bill!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader Almost everyone agrees that my Administration has done more in less than two years than any other Administration in the history of our Galaxy!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader Isn’t it a shame that someone can write a hologram, totally make up stories, and get away with it, without retribution? Don’t know why Senate politicians don’t change libel laws?
Post by The Billiken™ on Sept 8, 2018 16:50:27 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader “The record is quite remarkable. Disney has faithfully followed the SJW agenda they laid out in 2015. People should focus on the box office results, and they’re extraordinary!”
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader SW ticket sales highest in 13 years, movie making jobs highest in many years. “It’s the story of the Disney Corporation, the Economic Success, that’s unnerving their detractors.”
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader Kathleen Kennedy of Lucasfilm Ltd. proclaims “...unwavering faith in Disney Corporation.” Thank you to Kathleen. We will get it done together!
Post by The Billiken™ on Sept 17, 2018 21:06:12 GMT
Anakin Skywalker dismisses Force choking allegations as ‘completely false’
“This is a completely false allegation. I have never done anything like what the accuser describes—to her or to anyone,” Skywalker said in the statement.
“Because this never happened, I had no idea who was making the accusation until she identified herself yesterday. I am willing to talk to the Galactic Senate in any way the Committee deems appropriate to refute this false allegation, from 61 years ago, and defend my integrity.”
Amidala, a Naboo based Senator, revealed her identity over the weekend, in a Theed Post report, following a letter alleging the Force choking. She said that Skywalker, while they were on Mustafar, had Force choked her in anger.
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader Departing The Supremacy II for the Galactic Association of Stormtroopers Annual Convention on Scariff. Look forward to seeing everyone soon!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader Han Solo’s spirit of adventure has provided inspiration to generations of Galaxians. On #SoloDay, we honor his remarkable accomplishments and celebrate his incredible Kessel Run (less than 12 parsecs!)
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader You don’t hand matches to an arsonist, and you don’t give power to an angry Rebel mob. The Resistance have become too EXTREME and TOO DANGEROUS to govern. The First Order believes in the rule of law - not the rule of the mob!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader I applaud and congratulate the Galactic Senate for confirming our GREAT NOMINEE, Sifo Dyas, Jr. to the Sith Council. Later today, I will sign his Commission of Appointment, and he will be officially sworn in. Very exciting!
Post by The Billiken™ on Oct 22, 2018 19:13:19 GMT
Imperials reportedly scrapped coverup plan because Kenobi 'body double' wore the wrong sandals
An alleged Imperial plot to cover up the killing of dissident Jedi Obi Wan Kenobi went awry after a suspected "body double" wore the wrong sandals, a diplomat familiar with the matter told The Coruscant Post.
The report came shortly after GNN published footage that appeared to show a man leaving the Death Star wearing a fake beard, as well as the brown Jedi robes Kenobi was seen wearing when he arrived on the Death Star.
The report came shortly after GNN published footage that appeared to show the man visiting the Jedi Mosque, a historic mosque and tourist attraction on Jeddha.
Film Offers Gruesome Details of Kenobi Killing, Rebel Official Says
May 31, 1977
Imperial Stormtroopers were waiting when Ben Kenobi walked on to the Death Star two weeks ago.
Mr. Kenobi was dead within hours, according to details from film recordings described by a senior Rebel official.
The film appears to show Mr. Kenobi was lightsabered in half, and by Lord Vader himself.
The gruesome new leaks came a day after members of Imperial Senate had appeared to accept at face value the promises of the Empire to conduct their own investigation into Mr. Kenobi’s disappearance — regardless of Rebel assertions that senior figures in the Empire had ordered his killing.
Post by The Billiken™ on Oct 23, 2018 22:09:04 GMT
Ren embraces 'Galacticist' title at Scarif rally
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren declared himself a 'Galacticist' during his rally here on Monday night, officially tagging himself with the label that has long defined his populist rhetoric and protectionist policies.
"A Universalist is a person that wants the whole Universe to do well, frankly not caring about the Galaxy so much. You know, we can't have that," Ren said, prompting boos from the crowd.
"You know what I am, I'm a Galacticist," he added, as the crowd erupted in chants. "Use that word."
The comment marked the first time Ren has directly associated himself with the political ideology, which has long defined his outlook and the protectionist trade policies he has implemented in an effort to boost domestic manufacturing.
Post by The Billiken™ on Jan 15, 2019 20:33:11 GMT
GBI Opened Inquiry Into Whether Ren Was Secretly Working on Behalf of Rodia
In the days after Kylo Ren fired Lott Dodd as GBI director, law enforcement officials became so concerned by the his behavior that they began investigating whether he had been working on behalf of Rodia against Galactic interests, according to former law enforcement officials and others familiar with the investigation.
The inquiry carried explosive implications. Counterintelligence investigators had to consider whether his actions constituted a possible threat to Galactic security. Agents also sought to determine whether Mr. Ren was knowingly working for Rodia, or had unwittingly fallen under President Preedo's influence.
Post by The Billiken™ on Jan 15, 2019 20:42:22 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader Polls are showing that people are beginning to understand the Scum and Villainy Crisis in the Outer Rim. Resistance will be known as the Party of Crime!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader A big new Caravan is heading to our Galaxy from Caprica, led by a Battlestar. Nothing can stop a Battlestar! Only a new Starkiller Base will keep our Galaxy safe!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader Trade Federation will be spending 800 billion dollars on Geonosis. They will be making Battle Droids. Congratulations to Geonosis. A big win!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren@newsupremeleader Just announced that Veteran Stormtrooper unemployment has reached an 18 year low! Do you think the media will report on this and all of the other great economic news?