Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader It is INCREDIBLE to watch the Fake Holo News protect Brendol Hux and his Military son Armitage Hux, who was handed $100,000 from Kaminoans even though he had no experience in cloning....
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader ....and then got 1.5 Billion from Geonosis despite no experience. There is NO WAY these can be legitimate transactions? As lawyers have stated, I have an OBLIGATION to look into CORRUPTION
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The HUX family was PAID OFF, pure and simple! Brendol Hux said he never spoke to the Kaminoans, and then the hologram came out with the Prime Minister Lama Su....
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader ....And by the way, I LOVE competing against General Hux - and based on all of the credits he & his family “extorted” Armitage should hang it up. I wouldn’t want him dealing with the Resistance!
Woman Tells Rey We Must ‘Start Eating Baby Porgs’ to Save the Galaxy
Resistance Hero Rey faced awkward moments during a town hall meeting on Thursday evening, when a woman stood up and said it was time to “start eating baby porgs” to save the Galaxy.
“We only have a few months left until TRoS!” she declared. “I love that you support the Galaxy, but it's not going to solve the problem fast enough” she continued, gesturing to a slogan on her T-shirt so the words could be more clearly seen: “Save the Galaxy! Eat the Baby Porgs!”
Later Supreme Leader Kylo Ren posted a hologram of the incident and commented “Seems like a normal Rey supporter to me. Rey is a Wack Job!”
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader As I have stated strongly before, if Jeddha does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the City of Jeddha (We’ve done it before!)
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The First Order has done far more than anyone could have ever expected, including the capture of 100% of the Rebellion. It is time now for Regional Governors to keep their Systems in line. THE GALAXY IS GREAT!
Post by The Billiken™ on Oct 23, 2019 21:37:10 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The Never Ren Resistance, though most are dead with not many left, are in certain ways worse and more dangerous for our Galaxy than the Illegal Aliens! Watch out for them, they are Rebel Scum!
Ronan Farrow's Pepe LePew Story Was Killed By “Very Highest Levels Of Looney Tunes”
ELMER J. FUDD
UPDATE: Looney Tunes has issued the following statement in response to the New York Times story and accusations that it tried to stifle the Pepe LePew story by Ronan Farrow.
“The assertion that Looney Tunes tried to kill the Pepe LePew story while Ronan Farrow was at Looney Tunes, or even more ludicrously, after he left Looney Tunes, is an outright lie"
In August of 2017, after Looney Tunes supported his reporting efforts for eight months, he did not have a single victim of — or witness to — misconduct by Pepe LePew who was willing to be identified.
The Times reported today that Porky Pig, a producer described as someone who worked closely with Farrow, has said that the order to kill the Weinstein story came from “the very highest levels of Looney Tunes”
Post by The Billiken™ on Dec 11, 2019 23:10:40 GMT
Senate Announces Two Articles of Impeachment Against Supreme Leader Kylo Ren
Resistance leaders in the Galactic Senate announced they will introduce two Articles of Impeachment, charging Supreme Leader Kylo Ren with Abuse of Dark Side Powers and Mind Control of the Senate.
Article I, Abuse of Dark Side Powers, addresses Ren’s general underlying conduct in the Ackbar scandal. It alleges that Ren abused his dark side powers by trying to pressure Admiral Ackbar into announcing an investigation into General Hux, by withholding military aid in a "Squid Pro Quo".
Article II, Mind Control of the Senate, is about how Ren responded to the Resistance impeachment inquiry over the Ackbar scandal. It alleges that Ren obstructed the probe by using the dark side to "cloud everything"
Post by The Billiken™ on Dec 11, 2019 23:25:47 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Leia Organa Solo just said that I “pressured Ackbar to interfere in our Galactic Election.” Ridiculous, and she knows that is not true. Admiral Ackbar has said, many times, that there “WAS NO PRESSURE!”
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Looking like very good Resistance support for Trade Federation deal. That would be great for our Galaxy! Good for everybody - Commerce Guild, Techno Union - tremendous support!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader “I can’t remember anything quite like this IG-88 Report: It's a disgrace what's happened with respect to the things that were done to our Galaxy. It should never again happen to another Supreme Leader."
Post by The Billiken™ on Dec 18, 2019 20:44:07 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader SUCH ATROCIOUS LIES BY THE RADICAL REBELS, DO NOTHING RESISTANCE. THIS IS AN ASSAULT ON THE GALAXY, AND AN ASSAULT ON THE FIRST ORDER!!!!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Can you believe that I will be impeached today by the Radical Rebels, Do Nothing Resistance, AND I DID NOTHING WRONG! A terrible Thing. Say a PRAYER TO THE FORCE!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader “Impeachment is a terrible idea for the Galaxy. This is all about convicting me based on innuendo, not on the facts. Even Ackbar said THERE WAS NO TRAP!”