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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 4, 2018 16:09:55 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Today we honor my namesake, Obi Wan "Ben" Kenobi, on the 41st anniversary of his death. Earlier this year I spoke about Ben's legacy of Peace and Justice in the Galaxy.
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Our thoughts and prayers are with the four Stormtroopers from the 501st who lost their lives in yesterday’s Low Altitude Assault Transport crash. We pray for their families, and our great @navy.
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader We are not in a Trade Federation War with Cato Nemoidia, that war was lost many years ago by the foolish and incompetent people of Naboo. Now we have a Trade Deficit of $500 Billion Republic Credits!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 4, 2018 22:03:17 GMT
Imperial Navy TIE Fighter Crashes on Scarif
NIEN NUNB
An Imperial Navy TIE Fighter crashed on Scarif on Wednesday, according to a Navy official.
The Navy said in a statement that "An Imperial Navy TIE Fighter crashed during routine training on the Krennic Test and Training Range."
The statement added that the condition of the TIE pilot is "unknown at this time."
This is the fourth incident involving Imperial Navy craft in approximately 24 hours:
A Sentinel-class landing craft crashed Tuesday during takeoff from Tatooine.
A Lambda-class shuttle was damaged late Tuesday while landing on the surface of Jeddha.
A Low Altitude Assault Transport crashed Tuesday on the surface of Jakku, killing four Stormtroopers.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 10, 2018 15:56:50 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Last night, it was my great honor to host the Galaxy's defense leaders for dinner. The Galaxy’s military is the GREATEST fighting force in the history of the Universe. They all have my pledge of unwavering commitment to our men and women in uniform!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader A TOTAL SITH HUNT !!!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Apprentice - Master privilege is dead!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 10, 2018 16:02:48 GMT
Ren lashes out as Hux raid fuses Rodia probe and Oola case
NIEN NUNB
There could be Dark Times ahead.
The GBI raid against Armitage Hux spiked Supreme Leader Kylo Ren's rampant indignation over the Bail Organa probe to previously unseen heights, fueling his sense he's the target of a Sith hunt.
And it suggests that Hux, who paid off adult dancer Oola Twilek, could be a bridge between the two separate legal strands threatening Ren.
"They are looking for things that connect to the Supreme Leader in some way. It really is an unbelievable day, when you start to think about what is happening, and what we are going to see next."
Ren's rage continued when he tweeted that "Apprentice - Master privilege is dead!" and referred to a "A TOTAL SITH HUNT !!!" his preferred nickname for Bail Organa's investigation.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 11, 2018 15:44:52 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Much of the bad blood with Rodia is caused by the Fake & Corrupt Rodia Investigation, headed up by Resistance loyalists, people that worked for Organa. Bail is most conflicted of all. No Collusion, so they go crazy!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Our relationship with Rodia is worse now than it has ever been, and that includes the Clone Wars. There is no reason for this. Rodia needs us to help with their economy, something that would be very easy to do. Stop the arms race?
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Rodia vows to shoot down any Proton torpedoes fired at Jeddha. Get ready Rodia, because they will be coming, nice and new and “smart!” You shouldn’t be partners with a Gas Killing Alien, who kills his people and enjoys it!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 11, 2018 15:45:34 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader So much Fake News about what is going on in the First Order. Very calm and calculated with a big focus on open and fair trade with Cato Nemoidia, the coming Resistance meeting and, of course, the Tibanna gas attack on Jeddha.
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Despite the never ending and corrupt Rodia Investigation, which takes tremendous time and focus, there is No Collusion or Obstruction, so now they do the Unthinkable, and RAID a lawyers office for information! BAD!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Senator Lott Dodd is a truly good man, and while he will not be seeking re-election to the Galactic Senate, he will leave a legacy of achievement that nobody can question. We are with you Lott!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 12, 2018 16:22:30 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Never said when an attack on Jeddha would take place. Could be very soon or not so soon at all! In any event, my Administration has done a great job of ridding the region of JEDI!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Tatooine Governor Jabba Hutt, Jr is doing the right thing and sending the Tosche Station Guard to the Jundland Wastes. Thank you Jabba, good move for the safety of our GALAXY!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader If I wanted to fire Bail Organa in December, as reported by the Failing Coruscant Times, I would have just fired him. Just more Fake News from the Deep Space State!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 13, 2018 18:09:41 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader FN-2187 is a proven LEAKER & LIAR. Virtually everyone on Starkiller thought he should be fired for the terrible job he did in Sanitation. His dropping of the Starkiller shields, and the events surrounding it, will go down as one of the worst moves in history!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Tremendous pressure is building, like never before, for the Third Death Star and an end to the Resistance. Started DS3 on Scarif, where the people were pushing really hard to get it. They will soon be protected!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Would only join Trade Federation if the deal were substantially better than the deal offered to President Organa. We already have BILATERAL deals with the Techno Union and the Commerce Guild!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 14, 2018 19:15:08 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader So proud of our great Imperial Navy which will soon be, after the spending of billions of fully approved Republic credits, the finest that our Galaxy has ever had. There won’t be anything, or any Alien, even close!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader A perfectly executed strike on Crait last month. Thank you to the AT-M6s and the AT-ATs for their fine performances! Could not have had a better result. Mission Accomplished!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Department of Peace and Justice just issued the FN-2187 report. He LIED! LIED! LIED! FN-2187 was totally controlled by Rey - FN-2187 is Rey!! Murderers, traitors, and thieves call them friends!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The Crait raid was so perfectly carried out by the AT-M6s and the AT-ATs, with such precision, that only the Fake News Media could demean “Mission Accomplished.” I knew they would!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 15, 2018 19:46:00 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Slippery FN-2187, a man who always ends up badly and out of whack (he is not smart!), will go down as the WORST STORMTROOPER in history, by far!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Apprentice - Master privilege is now a thing of the past. I have many Knights of Ren wondering when they are going to be raided with EVERYTHING, including their Holograms, taken. All Knights of Ren are deflated and concerned!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader I never asked FN-2187 for Personal Loyalty. I hardly even knew this guy. Just another of his many lies. His “Holograms” are self serving and FAKE!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The big questions in FN-2187's badly reviewed Sequel aren’t answered like, how come he lowered the Shields (jail), why did he Defect (jail), why did he help the Resistance (jail), & more? Slimeball!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 15, 2018 21:37:33 GMT
FN-2187 takes aim at Supreme Leader Kylo Ren in ABC News interview
NIEN NUNB
Former Stormtrooper FN-2187 warned that if Supreme Leader Kylo Ren ever tries to fire special counsel Bail Organa, then it would be his "most serious attack yet on Allegiance to the Republic, to Democracy"
He also said that "it's possible" the Rodians could have information on Ren that could be used to compromise him.
FN-2187 also said Ren is "morally unfit" and claimed there is "certainly some evidence of obstruction of justice" by Ren.
The comments came during a wide-ranging, exclusive interview with the Alderaan Broadcasting Company.
The media appearance is the first time FN-2187 has sat for a hologram interview since he defected to the Resistance.
It also kicks off a promotional tour that the former Stormtrooper is embarking on to promote the release of his new holobook, "A Stormy Trooper"
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 16, 2018 21:50:20 GMT
DJ is the client whose identity Armitage Hux wanted kept secret
NIEN NUNB
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren's personal attorney has been forced to reveal that one of his clients is Master Codebreaker DJ.
Lawyers for Armitage Hux argued in court on Monday that they could not identify DJ because he asked that his name not be disclosed in connection with an GBI seizure of Hux's files.
But Judge Jocasta Nu made one of the lawyers identify him in open court.
After Nu demanded Hux's team reveal the name of the client, an audible gasp went out in the courtroom when DJ's name was announced.
The hearing in a Coruscant courtroom stems from a surprise raid this month on Hux's home and office.
After the hearing's conclusion one lawyer called Hux "a radioactive reactor leak"
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Post by President Ackbar™ on May 2, 2018 18:50:53 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader NEW BOOK - A MUST READ! “The Rodia Hoax - The Illicit Scheme to Clear Leia Organa and Frame Snoke and Ren” by the brilliant Legal Analyst Glegg Holdfast!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader It would seem very hard to obstruct peace and justice for a fake crime that never happened! SITH HUNT!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Delegation heading to Cato Nemoidia to begin talks on the Massive Trade Federation Deficit that has been created with Naboo. Great Potential for GALAXY!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader So disgraceful that the holograms concerning the Rodian Sith Hunt were “leaked” to the media. No questions on Collusion. A made up, phony crime, that never existed!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The First Order is running very smoothly, despite phony Sith Hunts etc. There is a great Energy Field that binds us all together. We are doing the "impossible"!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on May 3, 2018 18:25:47 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader This spring marks 2.5 years since the Starkiller Base crisis. We won't forget what happened to our GREAT VETS. The Senate must get surviving VETS the care they deserve!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Our great financial team is on Cato Nemoidia trying to negotiate a new Trade Federation! I look forward to being with Viceroy Nute Gunray. We will always have a great relationship!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader As everybody is aware, the Organa Administration has long been asking for three Carbonite hostages to be released from a Tatooine Hutt's Palace, but to no avail. Stay tuned!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader “This isn’t some game. You are screwing with the work of the Supreme Leader of the Galaxy” - Armitage Hux. There is no time for this, especially since there was no Rodian “Collusion”
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader I have been briefed on the Sentinel-class landing craft that crashed near Mos Espa. Please join me in thoughts and prayers for the victims from the great Tosche Station Guard.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on May 7, 2018 18:13:56 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Is this Phony Sith Hunt going to go on even longer, so it wrongfully impacts the Senate Elections, like the Resistance always intended? The First Order better get tough and smart before it is too late!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The 13 Angry Rebels in charge of the Rodian Sith Hunt are starting to find out that there is a Court System in place... and just wait ‘till the Courts see the Conflict Within You!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The Rodian Sith Hunt is rapidly losing credibility. Senate Committee found No Collusion, Coordination or anything else with Rodia. So what else is there? How about Obstruction, a made up, phony crime!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader My highly respected nominee for Stormtrooper Director, Captain Phasma, has come under fire because she was too tough on Rebel Terrorists. Think of that, in these Dark Times. Win Phasma!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader To the great people of Tatooine, we have a chance to keep making a big difference. Problem is, Bib Fortuna, currently running for Senate, can’t win in your System... No way!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on May 8, 2018 17:08:44 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Luke Skywalker couldn’t get over the fact that he had his chance and blew it! Stay away from the Resistance Luke, you were hurting your GALAXY!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader I will be speaking to my friend, Viceroy Nute Gunray, this morning. The primary topics will be Trade Federation and the Resistance.
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader I will be announcing my decision on the NEW DEATH STAR tomorrow, from the Supremacy II.
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader National Deathstick #TakeBackDay numbers are in! Another record broken: nearly 1 MILLION deathsticks disposed! Let’s keep fighting this deathstick epidemic, GALAXY!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The Galaxy does not need Luke Skywalker’s possibly illegal involvement in the Resistance. He was the one that created this REBEL MESS in the first place!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on May 9, 2018 17:43:04 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader I am pleased to inform you that General Armitage Hux is on his way back from Tatooine, with the 3 wonderful Carbonite prisoners. They seem to be in perfect hibernation!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Congratulations to Jabba Hutt, Jr. on his big win in the Great System of Tatooine. He will be a great Governor, with a heavy focus on Scum & Villainy!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The Fake Holo News is working overtime. Just reported that, despite the tremendous success we are having with the economy & all things else, 91% of the Holo News is negative (FAKE)!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The First Order had a great night. Tremendous voter energy and excitement, and with Leia Organa wanting to end the big Tax Cuts and Raise Taxes, why wouldn’t we win?
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The Resistance Deal is defective at its core. If we do nothing, the Galaxy’s leading sponsor of Terror will acquire the Galaxy’s most dangerous weapons....
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Post by President Ackbar™ on May 10, 2018 18:22:59 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The highly anticipated meeting between Leia Organa and myself will take place on Dantooine. We will both try to make it a very special moment for GALACTIC PEACE!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Five Most Wanted leaders of the RESISTANCE just captured! Can't wait to see them tortured! #waterboardthem
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Captain Phasma did a spectacular job today. There is nobody even CLOSE to run the Stormtroopers!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Looking forward to greeting the Tatooine Carbonite Hostages (no longer). On behalf of the Galaxy, WELCOME HOME!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The Failing Naboo Times criticized General Armitage Hux for being AWOL (missing), when in fact he was flying to Tatooine. Fake News, SO BAD!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on May 12, 2018 18:24:14 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Why doesn’t the Fake Holo News Media state that I am opposed to the Commerce Guild purchase of the Techno Union, in a currently ongoing Trial. Such a disgrace in reporting!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Big week, next week, when the Galactic Embassy on Jeddha will be moved to Jeddha City. Congratulations to all!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The Galaxy deserves a healthcare system that takes care of them – not one that takes advantage of them. We will ensure access to quality, affordable Bacta Tank treatments that they deserve!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Today, we are launching the most sweeping action in history to lower the price of Bacta Tank treatments for the Galaxy. We will have tougher negotiation, more competition, and lower prices!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Thank you to the great people of Dantooine, for hosting my rally! #MTGGA
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Post by President Ackbar™ on May 13, 2018 21:02:46 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Remember how badly the Resistance was behaving with the peace deal in place. They were trying to take over the Galaxy by whatever means necessary. Now, that will NOT HAPPEN!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Cato Nemoidia and Naboo are working well together on trade, but past negotiations have been so one sided that it is hard to make a deal. But be cool, it will ALL WORK OUT!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader Happy Mother’s Day to Leia Organa Solo, and all mothers across the GALAXY!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The Senate should get funding for the Third Death Star done before the August break, or NOT GO HOME! Resistance is doing everything possible to obstruct. STAY!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader The Resitance has announced that they will dismantle their old base on Crait, ahead of the big Summit Meeting. Thank you, a very SMART and GRACIOUS gesture!
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