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Post by James on Jul 25, 2018 21:31:01 GMT
Shark Ale
A fish voiced by Will Smith who loves drinking. Oh, and there are also sharks.
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Post by Catman on Jul 31, 2018 13:48:37 GMT
Little Hop of Horrors
A nebbish nerd adopts a cute, tiny frog only do discover it has plans to destroy civilization and take over the world.
But he got the girl, so he figures, what the heck, just roll with it.
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Post by Catman on Jul 31, 2018 13:55:31 GMT
Destroy All Plants
Gamera and two kids fight to defeat the invasion of a giant cow and its minions who want to eat all the plants on Earth.
Of course, Gamera eventually wins the day, and the kids, to their chagrin, discover they still have to eat their vegetables if they want dessert.
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Post by brimfin on Aug 3, 2018 17:21:21 GMT
MAMA MIA! HERE WE GO AGAIN!
Musical sequel to ROSEMARY'S BABY finds that after barely avoiding Armageddon last time, now Rosemary's niece Mia also finds herself pregnant with Satan's child. Musical highlights include "Second Time's the Charm", "Like Father, Like Son? (I Hope Not)", "I've got Satan in my Belly", and "Armageddon Nervous Now." Happy ending ensues when Mia gives birth to a girl. Satan, being a male chauvinist pig, thinks she's not up to the task and takes away all her evil powers permanently. In the final number, he is reminded of some evil women throughout history and the last image has him banging his head against the wall in frustration.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Aug 16, 2018 19:21:00 GMT
Fight Clu
89 year old cult actor Clu Gulager hosts an event where you can fight him to raise money for charity. He gets the s**t beat out of him.
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Post by alfromni on Sept 8, 2018 20:44:22 GMT
"End It Like Beckham"
The sad demise of a soccer star.
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Post by teleadm on Sept 21, 2018 18:59:57 GMT
Lice in Wonderland 1953, animated movie produced by un-inherited relatives of Lewis Carroll in association with Procter and Gamble.
If you are a dumb young girl and jumps straight into an unknown rabbit hole your get lice in your hair, that itches all the time, while Beth (can't use the name that rhymes with malice), meets interesting charcters while she tries to come up the hole she fall into she meets Steven the Worm, Agatha the Ant, Louis the Mole and Selma the Angry Spider, who all remarks on the lices Beth have in her hair. As Beth combs her hair the lices fall down, they tell Beth that they don't mean no harm it's just the way we are. Beth don't care and uses the shower. 600 lices died that day.
Thanks to Beth most girls who falls down rabbit holes nowdays uses the right hair schampoo
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Post by alfromni on Sept 21, 2018 19:29:08 GMT
In the Eat of the Night
Rollicking tale of a midnight feast in a school dormitory
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Post by teleadm on Sept 21, 2018 21:22:09 GMT
The Scalet law! A very Quebcian law for Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson
Ater solving the clue of Scarlet claw, then comes the questions, is Sherlock Holmes anti Canadian, since he was smug and can't speak French he falls under Canadian laws. You have to wear mittens when you are angry, and spell it in French too
50 years later a pipe smokng man's released goes to a cinema and watches a young version of himself,
On the other hand, Dr Watson was free after 2 years, he lived to be over 100, and nade deals with Al Capone and Howard Hughes
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Post by alfromni on Sept 22, 2018 2:50:44 GMT
The Magnificent Even
An on-the-wall discussion in the 19th hole regarding a notable last hole shootout of the just finished golf tournament.
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Post by teleadm on Nov 17, 2018 22:45:48 GMT
The Bridge on the River Wai (there is such a river in New Zealand, look up in maps)
During the Cold War, the New Zealand Secret Service managed to trap a Soviet submarine, by faking maps of how deep the waters are, once captured all Soviet sailors defected. Zealand girls and Russians breeded a new generation, and there is nowdays a bridge commemorating that event on the River Wai.
This incident is still to this day concidered "Top Secret", in most countries
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Nov 28, 2018 10:05:20 GMT
Being Jon Malkovich
A nebbish puppeteer discovers an entrance into the mind of another man whom he learns is named Jon Malkovich. However, it turns out to be some other Malkovich and not the guy from that heist movie, so no one really cares. He still gets possessed by a group of immortality-seeking old timers, while the puppeteer forgets about his office crush after he and his wife get makeovers and realize they look like John Cusack and Cameron Diaz.
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Post by alfromni on Feb 11, 2020 13:24:47 GMT
The Wackiest Hip in the Army - Elvis gets enlisted.
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Post by alfromni on Feb 14, 2020 10:35:04 GMT
A Few God Men
New comedy originally intended to be titled "Carry on Vicar" but copyright laws would be violated.
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Post by alfromni on Jun 5, 2020 12:22:34 GMT
From Russi with Love - an intended Russ Conway album which never materialised.
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Post by teleadm on Jun 5, 2020 16:50:53 GMT
This might be fun, it is for amusement, not so much a contest. Take any movie title, drop one letter anywhere, and give the new title and a short synopsis of the new title. I will go first. OY - (Joy) Jennifer Lawrence stars as a cleaning lady, who mops floors in a synagogue. Oh it's you who started this funny thread once! I did a few contributions over the years, but runned out of ideas after awile... ...but luckily others keeps it going.
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Post by alfromni on Jun 5, 2020 20:47:15 GMT
Miser Roberts
A Naval updating of Scrooge
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Post by teleadm on Jun 6, 2020 15:04:36 GMT
Our Vines Have Tender Rapes 1949
Ruthless Californian wine producer Salty Bordeaux (Edward Arnold) rapes any girl he likes, selling cheap grape cider like a gangster all over California, only tender towards his daughter Betty (Ruth Roman), but hates her latest boyfriend Smacky (Steve Cochran) the simple shirtless oak barrel maker. That side story is just to make the movie longer. Salty is only afraid of one person, his wife Millicent (Mary Boland) since it's her money he secretly spends, and as long as grape cider sells well she let's her husband have his little affairs, little knowing that he brutally rapes young girls for pleasure.
Paramount executives were shocked by the brutality of a rape scenes and buried it, hoping nobody would never hear about this movie ever again!
Our Vines have Tender (G)rapes 1945 is a totally different movie, and you knew that!
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Post by marianne48 on Jun 6, 2020 20:07:54 GMT
Bob and Carol and Ted and Lice--Three irresponsible roommates refuse to clean up their filthy apartment, leading to an unwelcome infestation.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Jun 8, 2020 23:22:43 GMT
Woking Girl
Bored with high finance, Tess McGill Trainer quits her power position and opens a restaurant ... in April 2020 ! Oops !
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